CommemorativePlate

CommemorativePlate

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00:00Man, when Captain Heavy Metal Show Business showed up to my door with a commemorative plate,

00:08I called up my buddy Randy from Lamb of God. I said, dude, there's a plate that just showed up

00:13to my door, and it's commemorating the 20-year anniversary of both of our albums that came out

00:18in the year 2004. You know, Braun hit me up a little while ago and said we were doing some

00:21sort of plate for the Ash Leviathan tour, some sort of artwork, some shit to add. I was like,

00:26okay, cool, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What do you say, because of this

00:30beautiful plate release that we did not know was coming, we schedule ourselves a little tour

00:35around the USA? Wait, sure, why not? We're going to play both those albums back to back to front

00:42to back to front to nuts to busts, okay? It's been 20 years in the making, Bill, and you've earned it.

00:48Wow, now I have my own plate to eat from. That's right. This is a sought-after piece of American

00:53heavy metal history. These plates hold Cheetos great. Do not eat off this plate. It's for display

00:59purposes only. Go ahead and order this, motherfucker. But wait, there's more. Each plate comes with an

01:04unconditional 365-day lifetime guarantee. Wow, now this is a memory I can hold on to.

01:13So yeah, we put 20 years of our lives into this plate. Let's see if it survives the Greek wedding

01:20test. Mazel Tov! They said that you can't break it. It broke it. I'm going to get some scotch

01:28tape and I'm going to fix it. They probably won't even know. What do you mean they're unbreakable?

01:34Problem.

01:50Problem.

02:07Problem.

02:08Problem.