00:00Well, Olivia is bummed out, but she felt a kind of relationship feeling with Jack when they were hanging out.
00:08Yeah, like butterflies in the stomach.
00:10Which is a good deal.
00:10Yes.
00:11She goes, I don't date a lot, but I felt this way, and now I want to see Jack again.
00:14Yep.
00:15All right, it's commercial-free New Country 99.5 QIK.
00:18We are going to call Jack right now.
00:19Let's do it.
00:30Hello?
00:35Hi, good morning.
00:35Is this Jack?
00:37This is?
00:37Hey, Jack.
00:38Sorry to bother you this morning.
00:39This is actually J.R., Lana, and Kevin over here at 99.5 QIK.
00:43How are you doing?
00:45I'm doing good.
00:47Hey, man, would you have a couple minutes to talk to us?
00:49We want to see if we could talk to you about a date you recently went on.
00:56Would you have a couple minutes to talk to us?
00:58Um, that's fine, yeah.
01:01All right, great.
01:01Appreciate it.
01:02Well, straight up, we want to talk to you about this girl, Olivia.
01:06We know that you guys hung out and went to the Outback for dinner, had a great time there,
01:11and she said that she really had some strong feelings for you, wants to see you again,
01:17can't seem to get you on the phone, and can't seem to set up another date with you.
01:21Maybe we can help.
01:22What's going on with you guys?
01:24That's funny.
01:25Okay, I thought maybe my first instinct was just what you just said there.
01:29Wow.
01:30I don't know.
01:31She's just way too country bumpkin for me is the best way I could say it.
01:35Country bumpkin?
01:36Yeah, like extreme country.
01:38Like, I just can't deal with, I don't know how to say it.
01:41Like, kind of who she is and what she's got going on.
01:44Which is what?
01:45She, like, lives with a chicken.
01:48She lives with a chicken?
01:50Yeah, a terrifying chicken.
01:53Terrifying.
01:54Wait, did you see this when you went to go pick her up, or she told you about this?
01:57So I go to pick her up.
01:58I come in, and right away, I see, like, down the hall a little bit, you know, like,
02:03from one room to another, this little thing just, like, passes, like, out of the corner
02:07of my eyes.
02:07Like, I go, whoa, what was that?
02:10She's like, that's my chicken.
02:11I was like, your chicken.
02:12And then the chicken's, like, in the kitchen all of a sudden, and it's, like, peeking at me.
02:16You know how they have that side eye, where they look, like, kind of off the side of
02:19their head?
02:20Yeah.
02:21And it's staring at me.
02:22It's, like, peeking around the corner, like, what is that?
02:24And I'm like, what are you?
02:25Yeah.
02:27What are you?
02:28Then she's, like, talking to it.
02:30She's, like, finishing up her makeup.
02:32And, you know, she's referencing the chicken, and the chicken's, like, back to her.
02:38So she talks chicken.
02:41This isn't real.
02:41There's no way.
02:43Yes, 100%.
02:44And I felt like I was in the twilight zone.
02:46I kept trying to rationalize it.
02:48I'm like, well, you know, people have, like, little pigs and stuff, or, like, a sugar glider.
02:52So people don't always have to have the traditional pet.
02:55But this chicken was, like, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, going back and forth,
02:58like, running around the house.
02:59It's confused, obviously, because it's a wild animal.
03:02All right.
03:03So here's the deal, Jack.
03:04We actually have Olivia on the phone.
03:06We have to ask her about this.
03:07Yeah, please, ask her.
03:09Okay.
03:11Olivia.
03:12Hi.
03:13I can't believe I'm saying this.
03:14Do you live with a chicken?
03:16There's, like, a chicken in your house?
03:19Yeah.
03:20Wait, is that it?
03:22It's right here.
03:23I do.
03:24What's your chicken's name?
03:26Ice Cube.
03:28Ice Cube.
03:29Ice Cube.
03:32Oh, that's great.
03:33Wait, hold on.
03:34Everybody, I want to hear this again.
03:35Let me hear this chicken.
03:39Oh, my gosh.
03:40You really do live with a chicken.
03:42He's sitting right next to me on the couch right now.
03:44So, yeah.
03:45All right.
03:46Let's back up and ask how this came about.
03:47He just has free run of the house?
03:49He does.
03:50He wears a diaper, you know.
03:52What?
03:53Most of the time, he wears a little chicken diaper.
03:55Chicken diaper.
03:56Chicken diaper.
03:57Yeah, they make diapers.
03:59Okay.
04:00How did this come about where you decided to live with a chicken?
04:02Well, I live on a farm.
04:04Like, my parents have a farm down the road.
04:06They have some chickens there.
04:07And I found him.
04:08He hatched.
04:09And his mother abandoned him.
04:10And he was, like, half frozen to death.
04:12So, I was doing some chores on the farm.
04:15And I just stuck him in my bra.
04:16I kept him there and warmed him up.
04:17And, you know, after about an hour, I started hearing, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep.
04:20And, you know, I just brought him in with me.
04:23And he lived on my shoulder until he was too big.
04:26I mean, I still walk around with him on my shoulder.
04:29But he lives everywhere with me in the house.
04:32He's my buddy.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34Where does he sleep?
04:35He sleeps, like, on a roost I have in the bathroom.
04:38Like, he would rather sleep with me.
04:40Do you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom?
04:42You got a chicken staring at you.
04:45No, like, I put newspaper around him.
04:47Well, it sounds like you have a good sense of humor about it, too.
04:49I mean, Jack, this is actually kind of funny, man.
04:53When you're there in person and this thing is like flying back and forth.
04:57Pew, pew, pew.
04:58It's peeking around every corner staring at you.
05:00And then you imagine, what if everything goes really great and I stay the night?
05:04And all of a sudden there's a chicken on my chest.
05:06He's doing it.
05:07He's like, what are you doing here?
05:10This is my woman.
05:11And then pecks my eyes out.
05:12This is.
05:13It pecks my eyes out.
05:15I might be a little freaked out.
05:17Uh, Jack, there's a whole, there's not a whole lot I can say about what's going on
05:21here other than the fact that she sounds very sweet and she was helping out this chicken.
05:25And she loves animals.
05:27Hello.
05:27That's a good quality.
05:28This sounds like a great first date story.
05:31This is a funny story.
05:32Jack, is this going to be a deal breaker for you though?
05:34Come on, Jack.
05:34Go out with her again.
05:35This seems awesome.
05:37I'll lock up the chicken.
05:38I promise.
05:38You know what?
05:41I'm going to tell you guys this.
05:43Oddly enough, she's so damn positive about the whole situation.
05:47I'm curious of how I reacted and I'm still terrified of Ice Cube.
05:54Would you be willing to see her again though?
05:56I think I will.
05:58Wow.
05:58Hey, look at that.
06:01Oh, man.
06:04Ice Cube, how do you feel about that?
06:06I feel great, but Ice Cube's obviously excited.
06:09He likes you.
06:12This is awesome.
06:13I just didn't know how to react because I was freaked out.
06:16This is definitely a first for us.
06:19Awesome.
06:20Anyway, we're going to put you guys on hold and we will set you up.
06:23We'll pay for your next date and we'll be wishing you guys luck, okay?
06:27Thanks, guys.
06:29All right.
06:29Hang on.
06:33Was that Ice Cube at the end there?
06:35This is awesome.
06:37I love it.
06:37There's no way that just happened.
06:39Oh, my gosh.
06:40That's so funny.
06:41Would you mind a chicken running around like if Kristen had a chicken?
06:45Well, here's the thing.
06:45We know she would never have a chicken.
06:47No, no.
06:47I can't tell if Olivia's nuts or not.
06:51I listen to that.
06:52No, she's just...
06:53Is that a crazy thing to do?
06:54I kind of feel like it is, but at the same time, she sounded very sweet and very fun.
06:58She took an animal that needed a home.
07:01Sure.
07:01And now it's got a free run in the house.
07:03Literally, it's got a home, all right.
07:04Her whole house.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:07I love the fact that she named it Ice Cube.
07:09Ice Cube and the fact that it wanted to speak up on the call as well.
07:13That's so great.
07:14Oh, my gosh.
07:15All right.
07:16Here we go.
07:17I don't even know what you would save about this.
07:19That was just insane to me.
07:21800-992-1099.
07:23800-992-1099.
07:26It's commercial-free New Country 99.5 QIK.
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