00:00this email came in to us this guy says please keep me anonymous i've developed an issue with
00:12my b-hole and yes i've seen a doctor and i am on meds now but what's happening is it gets an
00:20extremely itchy pain that's the best way for me to describe it it's like it's a hankering back
00:27there now i've realized when going to the bathroom and wiping i get such immense relief from a deep
00:33wipe that it becomes almost pleasurable oh almost pleasurable huh not to the point where i'm erect or
00:41anything no but it's definitely pleasurable uh-huh to the point where i almost look forward to the
00:47next time my wife and i have tried some backdoor stuff here and there but i didn't like it kind
00:55of just felt like pressure not pleasurable at all i'm thinking now this wires cross situation may
01:03open this up again when everything's back to normal down there maybe i should give it another go i guess
01:10i'm not looking for advice or anything but maybe just wondering if others have had a wires got cross
01:15situation sexual or not it's how everything bad starts is it's a wired crossed situation normally
01:24normally it's like porn gets your wires crossed um someone said i can't eat cashews because it
01:31gives me itchy b-holes are you kidding me is that on the package a side effect of eating cashews
01:37might give you an itchy butthole is this a legitimate text dave yes do you get it too i have i have you have to ask you be home no this just for christmas my parents got me a huge jar of cashews okay so i've been eating these cashews like crazy and i realized there's a correlation after i'm eating these cashews for like the next four days my butthole itches so bad i had to stop eating cashews
02:04cashews and then when i brought it up my my wife brought it up in front of my sister
02:10oh terrible my sister's like you just need to change your diet the cashews must be breathing out some kind
02:14of weird oil in your body you're allergic to cash so i'm like am i allergic to cashews or is this a thing
02:20that cashews does to your butt thank you whoever texted in yeah this this hit that you were alone
02:26yes you hard james i wondered why you were so i know because i love cashews there you go look at
02:33this let it be known that cashews uh-huh while eaten by the fistful from a giant family-sized container
02:40can cause a furious what is happening right now of the itchy butt
02:45it's almost a quote i just said i've never seen this website before
02:49it was made in 2017 oh my god what is happening
02:53now i don't mean the casual itch an itch so bad you feel the need to furiously scratch and scratch some
03:00more james you never looked this up no i was i just assumed like no i just assumed there's other
03:05stuff going on and it just happened to strike at the same time eating the cashews wow wow
03:11i can't wait to tell my wife this this is a thing that happens look right there there's a picture of them
03:16i almost tweeted i almost was gonna tweet asking for a friend yeah has anybody ever eaten cashews
03:23they got an itchy meal right there cause a furious case of itchy anus oh my god the outer shells of the
03:29cashew contain substances called anacardic acids which are the exact same irritants found
03:35in poison ivy oh that's it
03:38you're you know you're susceptible
03:45oh listen here there's more if the cashew is roasted properly the toxin is deactivated
03:51but giant containers of cashews probably pretty cheap
03:54because they probably
03:56they probably skipped the proper roasting set
04:00properly roasted for the sake of mass production
04:02if you've ever had a bad case of poison ivy which you've had james what try imagining that
04:08feeling affecting your anus instead of your arms or legs
04:11oh so bad that's why i was like
04:12needless to say no more cashews for you
04:15well no wonder his eyeballs game yeah his eyeballs popped out of his head
04:19when you mentioned that
04:21that's the first time i've ever heard that
04:22me too
04:23do you know how many cashews i've eaten
04:25they're in the poison ivy family
04:26i've eaten like
04:26you don't have that you don't you can eat them
04:29i guess not
04:30i don't have the
04:31most people can except james
04:32i'm so conflicting right now
04:33i'm so happy to know that this is a thing
04:35we gotta give him a little
04:36that was a dave hunter knowledge bomb
04:39hashtag
04:41mind blown
04:43ass blown
04:43no joke
04:44ass and mind blown
04:46the smithereens
04:48no more cashews for you
04:50no more poorly roasted cashews
04:56only high end
04:57no more from that one brand
04:59no
04:59you can only buy the little packs
05:03that's hilarious
05:04i like to be like are these cashews properly roasted because
05:10if not the shells you know they contain a poison ivy like substance and it makes my
05:15makes the old uh
05:17b-hole itch
05:18hi uh welcome to costco return department
05:22what causes anal itching
05:23i can't eat these cashews
05:25this kirkland brand
05:27why is that
05:27my ass has been itching out of control
05:29i'm sorry sir what was that
05:31my anus
05:32is itching
05:33so badly
05:35and you're believe our
05:35costco brand
05:37i know it's your costco brand
05:40it's properly roasted cashews
05:41look at this website called retroflexions
05:44from 19
05:45from 2017
05:46from 2017 html
05:48site
05:49oh wow
05:53you told your wife about your itchy ass
05:55yeah
05:55yeah
05:55and she told his sister
05:57yeah
05:58which is crazy
06:00that's crazy
06:01oh you know i did it
06:04you know what i wasn't gonna bring that up but i'm really glad you did with my sister here holding the new baby
06:10i love that you're so close with your wife but i'm just sitting here thinking if i had an itchy ass would i really talk to amber about it like there's certain things that are a mystery and shall remain a mystery i don't know i had to tell her about my experiment i'm like so here's the thing sweetie so i think i've realized when i eat cashews
06:28so uncontrollably
06:28so uncontrollably
06:29uh it's it sucks
06:32yeah
06:33so i haven't eaten cashews for a few days
06:35and i feel fine
06:37yeah
06:37and then i go i'm eating cashews right now
06:39so you see me scratching my ass
06:41how
06:42long does it take
06:44for it to hit your beat
06:46the next day
06:46okay
06:47so it's after
06:48yeah
06:49yeah
06:49someone said james asked
06:51is that a real text
06:52as if you guys somehow knew about his itchy cashew ass
06:55and we're messing with him
06:56his wife gave you the heads up like just so you know hi dave this is james wife just so you know
07:05he told me he had an itchy ass
07:08she's working from home today
07:09because of this
07:10she's not messing with me
07:13uh no yeah no it wasn't it wasn't her
07:15okay
07:15i've never had
07:16the effect
07:18good
07:18or i have had the effect and just never put it together that i was just like oh just another day with an itchy butthole
07:24i'll never look at them the same i will never look at them the same now
07:28i never want to be a cashew inspector i'll tell you that right now
07:31oh my god
07:32yeah and then report back in one day
07:35that was very under roasted
07:37i don't know i mean i'd hire you
07:41i would be like we need a quality control
07:44right
07:44you know immediately that something was up
07:46it's true
07:47well immediately within
07:48i wonder if there is like a bar that has their the nuts they offer at the bar
07:52like just cashews and then you could look around the crowd and see everybody like
07:56they're fidgeting on their stool
07:59they got a face
08:01yeah
08:04the old itchy butt face
08:06look at them all
08:07so if you've encountered that before maybe look into the connection to poorly roasted cashews
08:12you
08:15you
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