00:00In a little canteen I had a couple wobble. I poured a shot of Miskau in a glass. I started talking to the worm at the bottom of the bottom. We cried and we laughed.
00:26About then I started losing all the feeling. For every shot I had I must have had one more. Next thing I know I was staring at the sailor. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
00:38Well it got a little wild at the bachelorette heart. Little K-Shit weighed a bucko five. She went for quiet and shy. I won't provide everybody in a white dress and a black eye.
00:56Teardrops falling, makeup running like Tammy Faye Baker praying to the Lord. Started out fun but now she's done. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
01:08For a good time, oh. Add some salt and lime, oh. Makes you feel so fine, oh. You'll keep one more. A few shots of agave. Makes your knees feel wobbly. Then it wrecks your body. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
01:32Tommy turned twenty-one like a rockstar fightin'. Cuervo Gold round after round. Caught he was bold until the shots started flyin'. Bottoms up in a man town.
01:50Man town. Liein' on the bar room floor. Head spinnin'. Down for the count lookin' for the door. The last thing he said, all blurry, I grinned. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
02:04For a good time, oh. Add some salt and lime, oh. Makes you feel so fine, oh. You'll keep one more.
02:14Oh, a few shots of agave. Makes your knees get wobbly. Then it wrecks your body. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
02:27Mouth horn.
02:28Well, a spaceship crashed in the Roswell Desert. A little green man stumbled into a bar. Tried to blend in with all the other fellas. So good, so barred.
02:51A few drinks and he was havin' fun. Till some military men walked through the door. They dragged him off to Area 51.
03:00Singin'. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
03:04For a good time, oh. Add some salt and lime, oh. Makes you feel so fine, oh. You'll keep one more.
03:15For a few shots of agave. Makes your knees get wobbly. Then it wrecks your body. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
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