00:00Let's talk about this because you were discussing the embarrassing things that people end up catching you do in your car.
00:06Yeah.
00:07And the reason I thought about this morning is because it was so dusty.
00:11We talked about this morning.
00:12It was so dusty when I can't.
00:14I honestly thought we were in some sort of like the world is ending movie or show.
00:18I mean, the dust was everywhere, all over my car.
00:20Yeah.
00:21I've had my car for 10 years, I think.
00:24And I'm not kidding when I tell you that the entire time I've had my car, my windshield wiper, like shooter things don't work.
00:34You know, you have to fill the liquid.
00:36It is full.
00:37Oh.
00:37They don't work.
00:38Oh, the pump's gone.
00:39Yes.
00:39Oh.
00:40So like the back one works, the front one does not work.
00:43So for 10 years, I have not had been able.
00:47Did you buy it new?
00:48No, I think it was like two or three years old when I bought it.
00:51Yeah.
00:52What kind of car is it?
00:53A Nissan Rogue.
00:53Rogue Nation.
00:54I'm the leader.
00:55Anyone at the Nissan people can get a little.
00:57I mean, it's been 10 years with it not working and I've survived.
01:00So like, that's my thing.
01:01Everyone's like, why don't you get it fixed?
01:02But why?
01:03We're just going to strap one of the street teamers onto the roof of your car with a Windex bottle.
01:07Well, here's the thing.
01:08Squirt it.
01:09So I had to clean it this morning before I went to work because it was so dusty.
01:15Well, last year, I think I was on sunset, getting ready to get onto the 215 to go north.
01:26And I was with my sister and my window was super dirty.
01:31But since I can't squirt the stuff on, right?
01:34I have to use a water bottle.
01:36So I got out of my car at the light and dumped a water bottle on my windshield and then turned
01:43on and then getting quickly because I have to turn the windshield wipers on.
01:46But if I don't get in my car, it's and you know, it will splatter on me.
01:50So I have to get in my car and turn them on quick.
01:51And then it washes my window.
01:53My sister was, I've been doing this for 10 years.
01:55That's pathetic.
01:56And I don't care.
01:58Like, I really don't care.
02:00My sister texted me and said, or was with me and she said, that is so embarrassing.
02:04What if somebody knows you and you're sitting here on sunset dumping water on your windshield
02:12to clean it?
02:13You scumbuck it.
02:15And I said, I don't care.
02:16And then within 10 seconds, I get a text from a coworker, Paul, and he said, was that
02:25you that just dropped the water onto your windshield?
02:31And then all of the times I said, I don't care.
02:33I don't, I don't care.
02:34I don't care.
02:34I did kind of care a little bit right then.
02:36And I was like, yes, that was me.
02:38That was me.
02:39Do you want to know how much the, a new windshield washer pump for a Nissan Rogue is?
02:46It's $60.
02:48Do we need to start a collection?
02:51I mean, I truly don't care.
02:54Like, it does not bother me in the least.
02:56It does.
02:57If it, it doesn't bother me.
02:58I, I just do it.
03:00And that's what I've been doing for 10 years.
03:01I don't know why.
03:03When you buy a new car eventually, it's going to happen.
03:05I'm in, I'm just being forced to now.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Cause my car's broken, but you are not going to know what to do.
03:12I know.
03:13Wait a second.
03:14It stays in the lane.
03:17Blinkers work.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Honestly, my blinker, so many things I've broken my car and I truly don't care.
03:23I don't know what it is about me.
03:25I just.
03:26Every day she leaves it unlocked, leaves the keys inside and no one will steal it.
03:30Nobody wants it.
03:30That's how bad it is.
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