Five Words Of Advice For Opposite Sex

Beasley Digital

6 months ago

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00:00We all have our gripes, especially the opposite sex.

00:04Seems like we all have something to say.

00:07And with good reason, because I just think we don't know how to talk to each other.

00:10We talk totally different languages.

00:12And so today we're trying to mend that fence.

00:15We're trying to bring men and women together through advice.

00:19Yes.

00:20I don't think this is going to help since some of the results we've gotten.

00:23But yeah, we're asking you to give advice to the opposite sex in five words exactly

00:28by calling or texting 702-597-1027.

00:34Do you have any?

00:35I've got a whole bunch.

00:36Yeah, go ahead.

00:37All right.

00:38Let me start doling them out here.

00:39All right.

00:40First one.

00:41This one is very specific to our relationship.

00:46Turn off the lights.

00:52Do you have any?

00:54Yeah.

00:55We got a text here.

00:57I'm trying to see if I have a name.

00:58I don't.

00:59But text at 702-597-1027 said, your mom doesn't live here.

01:08I'm assuming that that is a female to a male.

01:12Text us your name.

01:14Another text here.

01:15Basic hygiene is not feminine.

01:19That's a lot of big words there.

01:20It sounded like more than five.

01:23That was good.

01:24That's not.

01:24It's very good.

01:25Hold on a second.

01:25We got Carl on the line.

01:26Carl, we need advice for the opposite sex.

01:29Simply be the bigger person.

01:32Ooh, I like that one a lot.

01:33Very good.

01:34There we go.

01:35You got any more, Carl?

01:37Not at the moment.

01:38There it is.

01:39Fair enough.

01:39It's good.

01:40A man of a few words.

01:41I like that.

01:42Thank you, Carl.

01:43Okay.

01:43I have another one here.

01:44We have a whole bunch that have hit us up on social as well.

01:47You do not need makeup.

01:49That's a good one.

01:51I've said this to some women, including my wife, that just, they get angry when you say

01:56it.

01:57I like wearing it for me.

01:58I'm like, I'm not saying don't ever wear it.

02:00I'm just saying you don't need it.

02:02Well, that's nice to say, but we can still wear it.

02:04Sure.

02:04You can still wear it.

02:05I'm not going to ban you.

02:06I like this one.

02:08This is mine.

02:10Let me eat your fries.

02:11Order your own damn fries.

02:17That's another thing.

02:19You guys always say you don't want them, but then you eat ours.

02:22It's not right.

02:23I eat three people's fries, Jaden, Romy, and Patrick.

02:27You're like a seagull.

02:28This one I see a lot on our text line, and I saw on our socials as well, in different words,

02:37but we have a dishwasher here.

02:39And it's not me.

02:42It's exactly, the guys are like, you?

02:45Tim says, men aren't going to change.

02:49Men aren't.

02:50Well, this is facts.

02:51I literally tell everybody that, like, if there's something, and my mom told me that,

02:55if there's something that irritates you when you get with somebody, like, don't think that

03:00they're going to change that.

03:01You were either, if you can live with it, then that's fine.

03:05It's not going anywhere.

03:06No.

03:06By the way, ghostax92, another guy.

03:11Don't try and change me.

03:12There we go.

03:12There's a common thread here, I'm seeing.

03:15This one is from me to my husband.

03:18Better check my mood first.

03:19Oh.

03:20You better check my mood.

03:21Proceed with caution, bro.

03:23How does one check the mood?

03:24He knows.

03:25They know.

03:26They know my mood.

03:27They know, like, I try to tell my husband, and this is a truth, like, this goes for everybody.

03:33If I, he could say the same thing to me on one day and the next.

03:38So on Monday and Tuesday, say the same exact thing at the same exact time.

03:42But if I'm in a different mood, then my reaction is totally different.

03:45If he said, it's about time.

03:46I'm like, I know, right?

03:47Or he's like, it's about time.

03:49Well, you know, I had so much to do today.

03:51You know, when you go into a national park, and they have that, like, Smokey the Bear,

03:56like, what are the odds of a forest fire today?

03:59Uh-huh.

03:59There should be something like that for women.

04:01It's like, well, we're in extreme danger today.

04:04They're really good about it.

04:05They have a, like, Jaden and Patrick will text back and forth, like, yeah, she's in the mood.

04:09Like, better be on your best behavior.

04:11Ryan Collins, please just pick the restaurant.

04:16That's a good one.

04:17That's very good.

04:18Oh, I like that.

04:19I believe this is, this is AJ.

04:21Don't tell me calm down.

04:23Oh, yeah.

04:24Now, if y'all don't know already to not say calm down, then you've got to go back to Spouse 101.

04:33Drea, I've gotten that before.

04:34Not, yeah, no, it's never fun.

04:36Drea and Nivon saying, put the toilet seat down.

04:40Yes, a lot of those on the text line as well.

04:41A lot of those.

04:43Brandy saying, always offer assistance with everything.

04:46That's a, that's very good.

04:48That's, I like that.

04:49Yeah.

04:49How about, how about, oh, this is from me.

04:52Stop saying you don't fart.

04:54Yeah.

04:54We know you do.

04:55We know you're liars.

04:56Stop it.

04:57Okay.

04:58This one is.

04:59Tell everyone you fart.

04:59I, I don't know why, I don't like the word.

05:02I don't like talking about it.

05:03You think it's funny.

05:04I don't think it's funny at all.

05:06I don't.

05:08Laundry basket will not bite.

05:11That's a good one.

05:12The basket's fine.

05:13Yeah.

05:13But like.

05:14Yeah.

05:14The laundry basket will not bite you.

05:16Folding it.

05:17No, putting the dirty clothes in the basket and not just on the floor.

05:20Yeah, exactly.

05:20Well, then that would be advice for you too, isn't it?

05:22Yes, for me.

05:23And for me.

05:24Clean hair in the shower.

05:27Yeah.

05:27Well, I try to tell Jaden that.

05:29He's like, you don't, you don't wash your hair every day.

05:31Like I'm an adult.

05:34I do whatever I want.

05:38Oh, that's great.

05:40Take initiative on house chores.

05:41It says Lisa.

05:42Wow.

05:43Yeah.

05:43That's a good one too.

05:44Brandy from Radio Roulette.

05:47Oh, yes.

05:48She's famous.

05:49Don't tell a woman to relax.

05:51Don't tell a woman to relax.

05:53Oh, don't tell women.

05:54Don't mansplain counting to women.

05:59Pretty sure that's one extra there, Brandy.

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