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Worst Way You've Been Broken Up With
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00:00in the meantime we are talking about breaking up you know it's not something that's fun to do
00:05or not something that's fun to have done to you but some people are really jerks about it
00:11you know i've i've asked amy behind the scenes i'm like you know so you know you've you've
00:17obviously been broken up with before like have you ever been broken up with in a bad way your
00:22response was not not really i'm normally the one that does the breaking up with no you don't think
00:29that you're the cruel one no except the one time the one time where i had my girlfriend call
00:35my boy my best friend jenna called my boyfriend no i didn't want to because i didn't want to break
00:41his heart so i'd had her do it for me you are such a wimp i know how long were you with him
00:46i was with him probably a year oh wait a second wait you were with him a year and you let your
00:53girlfriend high school i don't care middle school maybe i wasn't middle school i think i was in
00:59eighth grade and he was he was in 11th grade 10th grade oh and he was so nice he was so nice see
01:07that's the problem you didn't want nice he actually just got married like a couple weeks ago so
01:11congratulations he landed after years of depression he was able to finally dust himself off
01:17i cannot believe now you look back at that like grossed out at yourself right you have to
01:22yeah for sure it's gross it is gross it was it was because i didn't want to hurt his feelings like
01:28honestly that is why but that hurt his feelings more yeah and i think that and she was like what
01:32do you want me to say i was like i don't know tell him like uh i need space it's like space like we
01:36never even saw each other anyways i was in eighth grade wait hold on wait hold on that's the other
01:41thing he was in 11th grade he was i think it was a 10 i think he was in 10th grade i'm trying to but
01:45he was for sure older yeah not in the same school in the same school eighth grade and so in upstate
01:53new york in middle school and high school are connected by like a hallway ah yeah so dangerous
01:59yeah yeah anywho that was that was bad that was it was really bad all of his friends said you just
02:04got broken up with by a middle schooler you loser poor guy not even by your girlfriend by a friend of
02:11course that's so sad so sad you can text your worst stories 702-597-1027 or you can i hit us up
02:18on social at amy and sean i um i mean i've been broke up actually the first girl i ever did so my
02:24first kiss was at 15 how old were you for your first kiss uh i was in sixth grade okay yeah so you're
02:30way ahead of me and it was terrible of course it is yeah it's awful yeah yeah oh god he probably
02:36had like his breath tasted like doritos yeah it was bad his name was mike and he was like
02:41oh god hey mike listerine buff um but uh so the first kiss i ever had like i was uh enamored i
02:48was like wow i love you and i'm 15 and i said i love you already right so that lasted two weeks
02:54yeah yeah yeah she never really officially broke up with me so i think technically we're still
02:58together yeah i don't know if like there had to be like there was no friend just like i guess
03:02we're not talking anymore i don't know what's happening i feel like kids nowadays are so much
03:07more mature than we were like jayden's 14 years old and he doesn't have a girlfriend and and but
03:13but after school was over this past year i'm like so are you are you with so-and-so and he's like yeah
03:19you know what it's just gonna be tough during the summer we won't be able to see each other so like
03:23we just like kind of mutually called things off and i'm like why are you so mature like what do you
03:29mean so you actually had a conversation with her about what you wanted to do for the future that's
03:34nice it's so nice there we go yeah there's so much more mature than than we are okay you tell
03:39me if this is cruel so there was a girl sweetheart of a girl my gosh she was great she lived in
03:44connecticut i lived in rhode island three hour drive away and whenever we'd be together it'd be
03:48fun we'd have a great time but like whenever it was on the phone the conversation was just like
03:52brutally like and yeah i i drove three hours to her to break up right before she got into work
03:58wow but like she was gonna drive to me pretty soon so if i if i let her drive to me for the
04:05convenience for me that's worse right yeah yeah yeah for sure now that i'm just thinking about that
04:12that i did break up with this other guy okay hold on one second here we go his name was derek and my
04:21girlfriend andrea was dating his best friend now i didn't know derek at all i've never met him never
04:26seen him or anything she's like you'd really like him you'd really like him so we had this
04:30conversation on the phone for a very long time we talked hours and hours and hours and then uh and
04:36it was great great conversation was had and then a few weeks later i actually met him for the first
04:42time and i was like oh this is not gonna work
04:45you're giving me a flashback to the worst first date ever had this girl on a dating website right
04:57so i could never do that i i was like i was early okay we've got okay online dating stories i have got
05:07to save these two i'm gonna save these for an online dating story because they are absolute
05:11knock them out of the park ones but i i learned how to dump a girl in this city i would wait until
05:18it was definitely like over over and wait for them to break up with me if i knew it was like this is
05:23but they still weren't they would no they would break up but like but like i would wait it was like
05:27it was a war of attrition there was just one girl well i did this whole trip we went down to
05:33california we went to a red sox game did all these fun things went to the beach the whole nine yards
05:37would come back up and i'm like still like i'm broke i'm making 35 a year tops uh-huh and i bring
05:44her back to her place and she said all right so we're gonna hang later this week yeah sure all right
05:49cool plan something special i don't have any money i just did something so yeah i uh she was she was
05:59broken up with very quickly thereafter uh and uh we're we're actually about to part ways with you
06:06for in a second and we are going to give you a moment because in mere moments a thousand dollars
06:12somewhat at 27 bgm we've got to do that on something later this week online dating oh i don't have any
06:18but i love to hear i've got two winners man i'll tell you winners but losers oh man i was a loser
06:24in one of them and the other one it's probably the cruelest thing i've ever done oh my god we're
06:29talking earlier about the worst ways you've been broken up with i wanted to bring some of the uh the
06:33the comments that we've gotten on amy and sean have you gotten texts at all or no um yeah jessica
06:40text us and said as much as i sound like the victim in all this i swear that he deserved it
06:47um i broke up with him by moving out of state
06:51and making him pack up all my stuff and rent me a u-haul again i am so not the villain i don't know
07:03jess that that's uh that's a little bad but obviously did something to deserve it i okay so
07:07now i'm thinking back to one of my stories so there was a girl she was in new hampshire i was in rhode
07:11island and i'm like you know what she just lost her time like move in with me in rhode island
07:15and you could find a gig down there it'd be great and like she was there for six weeks
07:19and she didn't leave the house once to look for a job and then i opened up the fridge or the the
07:25freezer and i saw there was like a half empty bottle of vodka in there i'm like so you just
07:30stay in home and drink she would make pasta she would make pasta right so okay this is this is not a
07:35get in the kitchen and make me dinner thing but like she would make herself pasta and then i would
07:42come home from work and there would be no pasta for me now i know that sounds like make me dinner
07:47but here's what it takes the extra effort to make more pasta you take your wrist and you just tilt
07:54it a little bit five degrees more and more points all she had to do you just wanted some damn pasta
08:00so she went up to new hampshire to visit her family and then she thought i was going to come
08:04back up there and pick her up but i had all of her stuff in plastic bags i told her to help me get
08:08the stuff i swear that's how it ended it was great you know what though totally did you at
08:13least give her her her vodka no i'm sorry i'm not playing that tanya says i woke up to find i had
08:20been unfriended from my fiancee oh no man that is brutal uh melissa said i told my ex that if he
08:31interrupted me one more time i was done he did so i told him to never contact me again and i hung up on
08:37him so who's the cruel one there oh it sounds like a very con a lot of contesting there uh kayleen
08:43says through text yeah that'll happen from time to time yeah because texting is so huge right now
08:49what is like the the i got protocol right like can you is that not okay not okay i've been broken
08:56up with an aol instant messenger before oh i'm pretty sure i broke up with somebody on aol too
09:00yeah facts it was like that was like what you did how is aol instant messenger not not around around
09:06like man they had the whole world loved aol put away an away message up there yeah yes the away
09:13message man that was that was that was people would pick up the phone because i was like my dad would
09:18always kick me off i'm like god Melissa also said he started ignoring me on a trip to mexico when i
09:26finally got uh got him to tell me why he said because his friend thought i was too young and
09:31immature and he wanted him to date his wife's sister i was like four or five years younger than
09:36him his best friend didn't know i was the girl he was dating because my ex was my coach oh okay that
09:42that's a lot that's a lot to unpack there so he didn't uh so he didn't like me but me as me he loved
09:50me again i'm reading it yeah it's hard to read um i did have to spend two more days with him and his
09:57family and drove from mexico to california with him at which point when we were almost home he
10:02finally said i think we should break up that's the move though you gotta wait until like if you're on
10:06the trip and you know it's time you gotta wait to get close to home don't do that halfway through
10:11don't do that like before the flight welcome to las vegas you're like yeah hey this would be a good
10:17time to tell you this is not working seriously wow i don't miss the game you miss the game no
10:25not at all i couldn't date today it's dangerous
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