00:00So, my husband is a very private person.
00:06He doesn't like to go on the air with us at all.
00:10I've had him, I've been doing morning radio.
00:12I've never met him.
00:13That private, that private.
00:16He went on the air one time with me years ago,
00:19and that was when we were talking about something I had done
00:22that was very passive-aggressive,
00:24and we asked him what were some of the other things that I did,
00:26and he went on and on and on so long we had to go to commercials.
00:28Like, it was that bad.
00:30We're like, okay, enough.
00:31He got played off like it was the Oscars.
00:34It's like the orchestra starts playing.
00:36Yeah, he's like, let's talk about something I love.
00:38My wife has aggressiveness.
00:40So, I think that a lot of us, if not all of us,
00:44have passive-aggressive traits,
00:46and just not all of us are willing to admit it like myself.
00:52And like I said earlier,
00:53my husband and I have been together for 16 years,
00:55so I kind of put it on him at this point.
00:57Like, don't complain about it.
00:58You've known this since day one.
01:00I believe this is no lie.
01:01I believe the first time we met him,
01:03the first time I met him,
01:04he said, you're crazy.
01:05I think that that is true.
01:06And I'm like, yeah.
01:08And he's stuck around.
01:09So, it's on him.
01:10He does like a challenge, though.
01:12Former military.
01:13He's like, you know what?
01:14Maybe, kind of like Fallujah,
01:15I can fix Amy.
01:18I can go into the front line,
01:20and I can try.
01:20And now look at him.
01:20He's defeated and stuck.
01:22He's been driven to alcoholism.
01:24No, I'm sorry.
01:26702-597-1027.
01:28The passive-aggressive things,
01:30especially in relationships,
01:31that you do,
01:33that you know you do,
01:34but you do it anyways.
01:36There's certain things I do.
01:37I know it,
01:38and I'm not a perfect person,
01:39but like, you know,
01:40I get really like upset
01:41about like lights being left on
01:43for no apparent reason.
01:44You're a dad.
01:45You're a dad.
01:45It's just not,
01:46but it's just like, you know,
01:47or like doors being open
01:48when it's 157 degrees outside.
01:50It's like, come on.
01:51So, what do you do?
01:52So, when the lights are on upstairs,
01:54but no one's been upstairs
01:55for six hours,
01:57I will be upstairs 20 feet away
01:59from any human being.
02:02And just, you know,
02:03there's the switch,
02:04the little paddle switch.
02:05I could just flick it,
02:06but instead I go,
02:08you know,
02:11it's not like super loud for them,
02:13but it's just loud enough
02:16that they know
02:16I just turned off a light.
02:18Yes.
02:19Exactly.
02:19That's good.
02:20That's good.
02:20That's kind of like
02:21the cupboards with me.
02:22Like I,
02:23and I,
02:24you have like reasons
02:25why you're mad.
02:26It could be anything with me.
02:28It could be anything.
02:28If I'm in a mood,
02:29watch out.
02:31And sometimes I have,
02:32I've slammed things shut
02:35that were closed.
02:36Like I will open them
02:37to slam them.
02:38Okay.
02:38I have slammed.
02:39You don't think,
02:40like, you know,
02:40the easy shut cupboards?
02:42I've slammed them.
02:43You think it's impossible?
02:44It is possible.
02:45Okay.
02:45I've slammed those.
02:46I make dinner for my family
02:49and serve them.
02:51Like I make their plates
02:52and serve them every night
02:54unless I'm in a mood.
02:55If I'm in a mood,
02:56I will make my,
02:58I'll make dinner
02:59and I will make my plate
03:00very quietly
03:01and I will eat it by myself
03:03and I will put the dish
03:04in the dishwasher
03:04and then if I'm really mad,
03:07then I will go to bed
03:07at 5 p.m.
03:09Those are my passers.
03:11So like if they see me
03:12go upstairs,
03:12they're like,
03:13oh shoot,
03:13who did it?
03:14Did you do it?
03:14Did you do it?
03:15Why is she so mad?
03:16We don't know.
03:16Maybe we'll never know.
03:18Then some,
03:19probably my most petty
03:21passive aggressiveness trait
03:23or superpower,
03:27if you will.
03:27Superpower.
03:28She has the ability
03:30to make it annoy you
03:31in a thousand ways.
03:32Yes.
03:32I have on multiple occasions
03:35made only my side of the bed.
03:39Wow.
03:40You know what?
03:41I've done that.
03:41Okay.
03:42So my wife has a thing
03:43where she'll love to do
03:45the sheets
03:45at 9.30 at night.
03:47It's like,
03:48it's bedtime.
03:50It's bedtime.
03:50Why are there,
03:51I mean,
03:51we have a second pair
03:52of sheets over here
03:53I purchased.
03:54Remember the second pair
03:55of sheets I got?
03:56If you're going to do that now,
03:56like that would be
03:57a good time to do it.
03:58So that I'll just put
03:59the pillowcases
03:59on my pillows.
04:01Yeah, yeah.
04:02It's like,
04:02oh, there's your pillows
04:03with your pillowcases.
04:04There you go.
04:04Yeah, they're actually
04:05still in the dryer.
04:06Sack them up.
04:07Yeah, they're actually
04:07still in the washing machine.
04:09Good night.
04:10Moments where I wish
04:10we had songs
04:11in the system,
04:12Onyx, Slam.
04:13Do you remember that song?
04:15I do.
04:15If we could play that
04:16by the end of the show,
04:17I want to play it.
04:17Either that or like
04:18a vibe check
04:19sometime this week.
04:20Let the boys be boys.
04:21I'm just picturing you
04:23kitchen cupboard.
04:24They all know.
04:25All of them.
04:26Everybody knows.
04:27My sister and my sister's like,
04:29Amy, don't.
04:30If she sees me like
04:31doing my like passive aggressive.
04:33It's not,
04:34it's a trait, I believe.
04:36I think that I'm proud of myself.
04:38Do you feel as though
04:39it is rubbing off on Jaden?
04:40Skills.
04:41I believe they're skills.
04:43Passive aggressive skills.
04:44I got them.
04:45You want them.
04:45We'll do passive aggressive
04:47one-on-one with Amy.
04:50Yeah, it's all skills
04:51until they start
04:52coming back at you.
04:53I know.
04:53Sometimes we don't like
04:54looking in a mirror.
04:56Refused
04:57because she's insanely petty.
04:59She refused to sit
04:59on the couch
05:00because
05:01she didn't want to sit
05:03on the couch
05:03so he sat on
05:04with somebody else.
05:05I'm there too.
05:06Really?
05:07I would never,
05:07oh no, no,
05:08I would never ever
05:09in my whole life.
05:10I don't like that my husband
05:11had any other girlfriends
05:11before me.
05:12Really?
05:13And I met him
05:13when he was like 25, 26.
05:15Really?
05:16Hate, hate.
05:17You don't like
05:18buying certified pre-owned?
05:19My husband had,
05:20I know,
05:21I pretend that he was like
05:23a new build.
05:24You're going to love this thing
05:25because we've got
05:26a full warranty.
05:27I swear,
05:28my husband's a new build
05:28in my mind
05:29or I won't survive.
05:30So she said
05:31she refused
05:32to sit on the couch
05:34so she always
05:36would sit on the floor.
05:36Yes, it's uncomfortable
05:40but sometimes,
05:42you know,
05:42you've got to make
05:43a sacrifice
05:43for the greater good,
05:44she said,
05:44or a new couch
05:45which never happened.
05:46They are on five years
05:48of them sitting
05:49on the floor
05:50and not the couch.
05:51Really?
05:52Somewhere.
05:53So she starts
05:53on the couch
05:53and instead of
05:54buying a new couch,
05:55he just starts
05:56sitting on the floor
05:56with her.
05:57So the couch
05:58just sits there.
05:59Can somebody
05:59at R.C. Welly
06:00or Walker
06:00just like help that?
06:01Get them a couch.
06:02Jessica,
06:03we are going to start
06:04a GoFundMe.
06:04We're going to get
06:05you a new couch
06:06because us petty people
06:08have to stick together.
06:09We have to.
06:10That's a mental problem.
06:12I love it.
06:12I love it.
06:13It's a skill.
06:14Keep doing it.
