00:00You were telling the story on Friday about trying to rescue a dog that was heading towards Blue
00:07Diamond. Running towards Blue Diamond. Yeah and while you were trying to get him he was going
00:12faster. This dog stinks. Closer. Yes. To Blue Diamond and it it gave me PTSD. Honestly I was
00:21driving on Rampart. Fort Apache turns into Rampart turns into Fort Apache. What is the story with that
00:27by the way can we talk to the city planners? So stupid. I was just there this weekend. So bad.
00:33So you know Angel Park I believe that's the golf course right there and it was I will say two o'clock
00:40on a Thursday and I was having a really bad day and I felt like Dane Cook crying in my car like you
00:48know it's just like a really safe place to cry. So I was crying in my car. I had a terrible day
00:53and I'm driving three o'clock have my I actually lost my sunglasses that this is this is going to
00:59take place in the story. Okay lost my sunglasses. Yep. And all of a sudden the car in front of me
01:05veers over to the middle lane and then pulls back over and I see that there is a goose. Oh no.
01:13Sitting in the middle of the far right and middle lane and you can tell that he's he's hurt because
01:19he's just sitting there and this other goose was behind him like ah ah like move we gotta go.
01:27You're a very decent goose. Thank you. Thank you so much. So uh the guy's telling him like get up we
01:33gotta go. I felt like I was watching Toy Story you know like we have to get out of here. Well he's not
01:39moving. So at this point we've got three lanes stopped to try we're like what do we do? The lady
01:45gets out of her car so I have to get out of my car. I'm already crying right so don't have sunglasses
01:49so you can see that I'm crying. So I'm telling her I don't what do we do? Is there like a goose
01:55rescue do you call? Like what happens? Do you really go back to your home? You're so close to to the grass
02:01area at the golf course. But you'll want to approach a goose because I'm not sure if you've realized
02:05goose geese they are human hunting machines. Like they're scary? Very territorial. They will just
02:12charge you. Well I so so the lady in front said um what if we just try to make it make them both of
02:20them go over back to the golf course. The guy next to me gets out and he says we have to we have to
02:26get them up. We have to help them. So oh boy. So she comes towards the geese the lady in front of me
02:36and I'm already very emotional and they don't go towards the golf course. They go the other way.
02:42Other side of the road. Boom boom boom. No. They get hit. No. Both of them. Oh my god. It was so bad so I
02:51I'm like no. Oh and the guy next to me is swearing. He's so mad. The lady's crying. Oh no. It's terrible.
02:58Oh no. We look over. I'm like I can't look. I can't look. This is terrible. They're alive. Oh. Both
03:05of them. Oh no. So then we're like oh my gosh. So people are honking their horns. There's like
03:11that wasn't that wasn't people honking. Those are actually the geese. No no no. We there was 20 cars
03:16back in three lines. Three lanes on our side. The other lanes were like we gotta stop them. We have to stop
03:24everybody. So we're going over to the other side of the media and telling everybody else to stop.
03:30Don't these damn geese fly away. They flew? Flew away. Geese are the worst. Why would you why didn't you fly in the first place?
03:42That's ridiculous. At least it has a happy ending. A happy ending. They flew but but honestly when they
03:48started flying away I was like don't fall out of the sky. Just keep flying. Just keep flying. Driving in the city is
03:54it's a freaking adventure. If you've what's the craziest thing you've ever seen on the road in
03:57Las Vegas? A 702-597-1027. I mean I've seen some stuff. You know you ever driving around like the
04:04strip corridor on the 15? Oh god. You'll look over California plates. That's a lot. They're really
04:09enjoying their trip. Or also how about on Halloween when the guy on the horse dressed like Michael
04:14Myers? Yes every year. He's awesome. He's the best. Yeah what else did I see? Oh there was also on the 15
04:19strip corridor. There was this uh SUV. He started he hit a full 180 and now he's backwards. He almost
04:27hits the jersey barrier but he doesn't and he somehow gets back perfect. Unreal. I've never
04:32seen anything like it before. It's nuts. It's like Vin Diesel driving it or something. Like flat out yeah.
