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  • 4/22/2025
Dumbest Things We've Agreed To

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00:00again yes more you but wanted to use this for years and now you're using it twice and like
00:06i mean i know it's a faux pas but it just fits this is the dumbest things we've ever gotten
00:11ourselves into the dumbest contracts we sign the dumbest agreements we do like oh yeah sure i'll
00:16bake the goods for all that party and then like you have no time you hate yourself for i know yeah
00:21i know see i i talked about this yesterday a little bit when i was first moved here and i
00:27drove by an lvac sign that said women joined free and i'm like sign me up i'm a woman free i'm a
00:33woman and i i'm going to be free at the gym and they asked me if i wanted all these extras and i'm like
00:39yeah why not i mean it's free and then i remember i complained like the first couple times i was like
00:45looking at my bank statement like why are they charging me so much money my mom's like what
00:49well did you think anything when you handed them your credit card no i didn't because i'm an idiot
00:54but i was in a two-year contract with them and i never stepped foot in the gym uh and then it got
01:00me thinking about the time that we signed jayden up who is now 14 we i said i he was probably three
01:07or three years old okay and we signed him up for karate we're so excited he's you know it's like a
01:12cute little thing for me and some people take it very far and and that's amazing but um we did not
01:19because all it was was a money sucker it just sucked the money out of us because they they know
01:28how to do it they are not kung fu fighters they just steal your money they're salesmen yeah i swear
01:35to god they know they're just like oh no he is going to be a triple black belt yes at four years
01:42yeah yeah it's going to be amazing and by the way that black belt you got to pay 150 dollars for and
01:48you're like okay well here you go so we had to buy i mean this guy we had to buy this bag for jayden
01:54and we could have fit two of jayden in this bag and then we had to buy the sticks and the nunchucks
02:00and all of this he had all of this stuff i don't know how much it costs but nunchucks are worth it
02:05nunchucks are awesome and he had all this and the gear and the headgear and all that and every time
02:11we'd go in they would tell us he was so good at something that we would have to buy it so he could
02:16practice at home and i'm like well yeah and it just so happens we sell it right here exactly yeah
02:21exactly he's going to be the next you know karate kid i'm like well of course he is so we spent so
02:27much money and then we realized after like a year like this is so dumb he's this is dumb he doesn't
02:34like going we don't like going yeah we don't like spending all this money so we we ended up
02:40we couldn't get out of the contract because of course that that one little group is everywhere
02:45in town so they're like oh if you're close enough we're not going to name names we're not going to
02:49name names but you know there's one place is a yoga place that like marsh and i were starting to go to
02:54yoga okay and there was this one teacher that was fantastic we were doing yin but like it was a
02:58there were challenges occasionally i'm like nice awesome yeah i liked it so we signed up for a year
03:01okay and then that teacher left within three weeks new teacher's like okay i want everyone to do this
03:06for the next six minutes i swear i started falling asleep in class oh my god i was falling asleep in
03:11class and i'm like guys this is not what we signed up this is a totally different class right uh 702
03:16597 1027 call or text you had to keep your thing uh we well they went out of business before it ended
03:22and they still didn't refund us everyone just sleeping in yoga yeah it's literally i would wake myself up
03:26with snores it was awful but the worst story now again if you have this issue you text us or call
03:32us we've all had this before this one i feel like i need to share with las vegas okay because chances
03:38are you might go on facebook and you might see an ad that says hey you won a free photo shoot
03:44oh you can have a free photo shoot we'll give you a free eight by ten yeah or hey your pet's really
03:49cute coming in for a free pet photo session yes i have okay oh you got the same one i noticed you
03:55like them you like them on on facebook the first thing i was like they said first like us and then
04:00something i'm like okay okay if you see this you need to be warned this is what happens so we get
04:06there they want us to all like dress fancy so we all i'm wearing a like a tuxedo and marsh is
04:13wearing a dress like a gown for wedding dress yeah and then there's little tuxes for the boys
04:18now did you go and buy these things no no no no they i had the tux she had the dress and then
04:24the boys like they had them there for okay now i love my kids every time we do a photo shoot one
04:29of them's in a mood of course this time no mood so perfect photo shoot fantastic they're great 15
04:36minutes just debonair young men we go into the other room kids are playing whole mine yard and
04:42then we're just kind of gathering a separate day to go and then the the person comes in is like hey
04:47mom and dad can you guys come over here for a second um sure our kids and they'll be fine we'll look
04:52after them they're gonna be fine we go into the other room nice little perfect pictures on the
04:57wall a projector that says the tempesta family right we sit down and the guy just starts the
05:04small talk it's like so tell you so yeah how long you been in las vegas oh that's great yeah the owner
05:09here moved from beverly hills five years ago i'm like that sounds expensive right so um starts getting
05:15into the talk like yeah are they doing any sports yeah that's great well you know i look through these
05:19photos really you have a beautiful family a beautiful family your family and you do yeah
05:24sure they're beautiful great they're so beautiful you can really tell the love that's there okay yeah
05:30great okay you can tell by like the way that you your son colin looks at mario he loves being a big
05:36brother okay fine would you like us to adopt you keeps going long cell starts playing a video
05:44uh-huh it's like hey look at how emotional this is look how great these photos are my goodness wow
05:48yeah how emotional how great yeah okay so let's start eliminating we have 25 photos here let's get
05:57it down to 15 we get it down to 15 all right cool do you guys are you thinking about maybe getting a
06:02canvas or now i could get canvases for like 90 bucks online they're cheap yeah you could do it at
06:07walgreens and when they do 50 off for 24.99 but these are special heirloom quality the last 200 years
06:12yeah they don't tell you is your grandkids don't want this right okay exactly would you like to guess
06:19how much we were going to get four canvases four canvas yeah 30 by 40 or 24 by 30 not very big
06:27okay how much do you think four canvases 24 by 30 costs four i'm gonna say 250 a piece i'm not good
06:35at math or maps so uh 250 500 a thousand dollars a thousand dollars four canvases cost
06:44twelve thousand dollars twelve thousand dollars twelve thousand dollars that is so dumb you're lying
06:53i am not twelve thousand dollars they were gonna give us a discount ten four they were gonna
06:58uh-uh yeah no and then we're like well how much would one cost ten thousand four hundred i'm like
07:03no can we just get the digitals well you only give you five digitals if you get a canvas yada yada so
07:09did you say give me the free eight by ten and i'll see you later that's what i wanted to say
07:13oh no you did get rubbed i well i no i did not pay that we we got one canvas okay i'm not going to go
07:20any further than this because i do have to go home today but what did your wife buy uh well
07:25what did we buy we uh we bought one canvas and uh yeah okay we said we're going to take the rest
07:32of these photos and we're going to get them printed on our own canvas uh-huh the contract said we can't
07:38oh my yeah so if you get a free photo shoot on facebook it's not free it ain't free wow
07:45nothing free baby dad no free rides this is true wow

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