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00:07All right. Have you ever driven in the HOV lane with just you?
00:12Yeah, I mean, yeah, probably. I don't want to incriminate myself.
00:16I've dabbled in the HOV lane before.
00:18Yeah, here it seems, it's kind of a joke, the HOV lanes, but in some places they take them very seriously.
00:22They patrol them, and if there's only one person, some people put dummies in their car.
00:27Yeah, I've heard that.
00:28Yeah, ridiculous.
00:29Corpse.
00:30Really?
00:30I think I heard a story.
00:31Oh, wait, I guess if you're a horse.
00:34But it has to be breathing, the thing, or person, or whatever.
00:39The thing?
00:39From what I understand.
00:41From what I understand.
00:42He was quite the thing.
00:44So a woman in Texas pulled over in the HOV lane, and a cop, you know, comes up to the window and says,
00:50Hey there, young lady, Brandy Batone of Plano, Texas.
00:54Is there anyone else in the car with you?
00:56And she says yes, and she points at her tummy.
00:59Hey, I got a baby in here.
01:01Yeah.
01:0134 weeks.
01:02Right.
01:02And the whole point being that Texas, during the whole Roe v. Wade thing, now that that's
01:06been banished, they have essentially made it almost illegal to have an abortion there,
01:12and they have made it to the point where that child is a living child.
01:17Yeah.
01:17So, she's like, here we go.
01:19I got two people in the car.
01:20Right.
01:21Did not work.
01:22According to supposedly Texas law, they need to occupy a second seat.
01:27Interesting.
01:28Okay.
01:29Get one of those little Fisher-Price, like, plastic seats.
01:32Yeah.
01:32And just put it on your tummy.
01:35Gotcha.
01:36Technicality.
01:36Right, right, right.
01:37$215 ticket.
01:38She is contesting it.
01:39I think it's great, though.
01:40Here's the deal.
01:41Like, wherever you land on this, there's two ways.
01:44This is a brilliant legal defense, and the other one is try to deduct your kid before
01:48they're born.
01:50Try that one.
01:51Yeah, the IRS will fix this all.
01:53Starbucks took a sandwich off the menu.
01:55Why?
01:56Well, this is not humor, so you can't get mad at me.
01:59Okay.
02:00The chicken maple butter and egg sandwich taken off the menu after six days because people
02:05were getting food poisoning.
02:07No way.
02:07They were stuck inside the bathroom.
02:11Oh, my gosh.
02:13A couple days.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Crazy.
02:15That's so weird.
02:17Like, everywhere?
02:18Or was it just one store that had?
02:20No, they took it nationwide.
02:22Only six days it lasted, and they ended up taking it off the shelf and saying, you know
02:26what?
02:26Don't donate them.
02:27Just destroy them.
02:29Bad news.
02:30Some people said they were biting under chicken bones.
02:32Yeah, yeah, that's true.
02:34Not a fan.
02:34No.
02:35Chicken's weird to me.
02:36I don't know.
02:37You don't like chicken?
02:38I always say it's weird to me.
02:41Like, I could do shredded chicken.
02:43I could do very thin, overcooked chicken breast.
02:45Other than that, nope.
02:48Nope.
02:49Worst food poisoning I ever got was chicken.
02:51Oh.
02:51Yeah, yeah.
02:52It could be brutal.
02:53I won't get it.
02:53It was a bad day.
02:55I'll tell the story one day.
02:56Man.
02:57But, yeah, alas, you're not going to be able to find that anymore.
03:00Wow, crazy.
03:00And then, finally, this one, I mean, struck such a chord for me.
03:04A 12-year-old kid named Brody, he's going to school in Colorado, and he is getting just
03:08bullied through the roof.
03:10And, like, middle school is the worst.
03:12The worst.
03:13The worst.
03:13It's the time of life where kids are starting to, like, practice, how evil can I legally
03:20get?
03:21And it's so dumb, too.
03:23Yeah.
03:23Like, it's so dumb.
03:24Like, some kids will say, like, things.
03:26Jayden will come home.
03:27He's 14 years old, eighth grade.
03:29He'll come home, and he's like, oh, my God, this is so.
03:31They're making fun of me because a picture that you posted when I was, like, two years
03:35old.
03:35Like, was he a baby before, or was he just born 14?
03:39You know what I mean?
03:40Exactly.
03:40Like, you're wearing a pink shirt.
03:42It's just so dumb.
03:43It really is ridiculous.
03:44Bullies.
03:45Oh, irritate me.
03:46His mom went on Facebook and said, my poor son, two teachers and a total of two students
03:50wrote in his yearbook, despite Brody, asking all kinds of kids to sign it.
03:54So, who came to the rescue?
03:56Well, frankly, lots of people came to the rescue, including actor Paul Rudd, who played
04:01Ant-Man, who is his favorite superhero.
04:04Wow.
04:05And reached out to him and said, you know, that things are going to be okay, befriended him,
04:10gave him a FaceTime call.
04:12Wow.
04:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:14And now, like, everyone's getting in on it, sending him a whole bunch of goodies in the
04:17mail, and there's a P.O. box set up if you want to send him stuff.
04:19That's awesome.
04:20It really is great.
04:21The internet is the worst slash best thing.
04:22But all the best.
04:24Yes, all at the same time.
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