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MJTV: Morons in the News - Cool Whip or Reddi Whip?

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00:00mj are you talking do you love the ready whip that you squirt in your mouth stuff

00:03yes that's what you love okay that's what i thought because he likes to get high off

00:07no i do you do it no i don't do i don't do whippets well that's why you like it no it's

00:11not why it's not the night not the nitrate no

00:14this is pretty crazy speaking of the police uh they're on the prowl they're looking for a guy

00:23that's accused i'm sorry they're looking for a guy they're looking for a guy who apparently

00:31has been smashed i'm sorry okay yeah uh just a visual on this cops are looking for a guy who's

00:41accused of smashing whipped cream into people's faces on a plate oh like one of the three stooges

00:49one of the old pie in the face things but cheap way apparently so this guy's done it multiple

00:57times they're calling it a cereal whipped cream attacker in south carolina police say they're

01:05hunting for a guy who has started to randomly go up to people and oh my god and smash them in the face

01:15with plates of whipped cream first of all that's kind of a salt uh no it's not kind of a salt it is

01:21it's totally a salt and you can't assume that it's whipped cream it might be some poison or no it's

01:26delicious white poison on my face if you're going to poison me with that froggy if you if you have a

01:33plant a poison fester do it this way with delicious whipped cream my god now you gotta believe that

01:40there are cameras rolling somewhere you gotta believe that this guy's got accomplices and

01:45friends and they're off to the side or across the street or in a car in a parking lot you know they

01:51gotta be videoing this thing this is like some kind of boneheaded youtube oh let's go viral on

01:58tiktok kind of thing we're gonna just go up to random people smash a plate with whipped cream in

02:04their face and let's see their reaction you know that this it has to be this you know they gotta

02:12be rolling tape somewhere you know the cameras are rolling at gopros or whatever he's not just

02:16doing it for his own self-satisfaction unless he's a real freak well possibly but but i gotta believe

02:22the rolling video on this thing a surveillance image was released by cops showing a smiling suspect

02:28leaning up against the wall he's holding a plate in one hand and he's got a what they're calling a

02:38can of ammo in the other that would be the whipped cream so ammunition in this is the whipped cream is

02:44that he held a plate in one hand then a can of ammo in the other so the so he's got the plate of

02:52whipped cream and then he has what the the can of the can of whipped cream in the other hand the quick

02:57whip or whatever they're calling out the ammo but in you know in quotation marks so one of the

03:02targets was a woman who was just pushing her little kid in a stroller on the sidewalk you got a mom

03:10just a happy-go-lucky it's a beautiful day i'm pushing my little baby in a stroller and suddenly

03:16here comes this guy and pow he just smashes the lady in the face with a plate of whipped cream don't

03:21do it to a mom this is uh greenville south carolina you know hawk and tom morning show probably put

03:27him out on the street yeah that's right probably a big radio stunt the old buddies of ours and

03:32the cops you laugh like crested the clown afterward and then run away i mean what this is the worst

03:39prank ever once you throw a banana peel in front of people cops are treating this as an assault well

03:44duh greenville south carolina and it's happened to multiple people suspect has attacked multiple

03:53multiple people with plates of whipped cream smashed in their faces and the cops apparently

04:00have gotten a whole slew of reports of similar incidents that happened throughout the day there

04:06is no doubt that cameras were nearby and he had friends that were were recording this and come on

04:14this has got to be up on what tiktok it's got to be up on youtube or right if it's not yet it will be

04:19soon especially how quickly would you thank the person for doing that to you thank you thank you

04:25this is delicious i was starving hang on a minute is this ready whip or is this that uh you know cheap

04:32off-brand stuff you get at costco just go with you know what i tell you right now i would much rather

04:36be smashed in the face with cool whip you know which comes in the tub in the tub yeah that's good

04:43that's delicious i'm not a no i'm not i'm not a cool whip fan cool whip is so good no cool whip is like

04:49oil okay i want real dairy whipped cream i don't want cool whip i'm i'm sorry i will put real dairy

04:56whipped cream and then cool whip has sort of that wait a minute cool whip then has that

05:01kind of chemically aftertaste to me no no it's fresh listen well it's not fresh cool whip is not

05:08fresh it just tastes it tastes good no processed material it is it's made out of like vegetable

05:14oil or something no i i'm not a cool whip fan and yes after i try cool whip there is an aftertaste

05:22of like a a chemically non-natural thing to me i will put hey you know when you do the breathing

05:27thing you know when you're like seriously you know when you're like you you eat something and

05:32then you breathe in and has that that cool oily feel in your mouth kind of like if you siphon

05:37gasoline out of a car tank with your mouth and you get a little gasoline in your mouth and you get that

05:42oh what is it you get that the taste right if you work the refinery or something yes i did that when i was

05:48trying to get gas out of my boat the other day with my mouth right right in my mouth don't don't do

05:52that folks don't do it now i'm not a cool whip fan i want to i want real whipped cream and you

05:57were saying fester no real whipped cream goes on ice cream cool whip goes on like a jello dessert

06:04no stop no no no listen cool whip goes on pumpkin pie yeah there you go yeah no forget it goes on

06:14listen what type of scenario where you use cool whip where real whipped cream wouldn't be better

06:23i'm sorry something like if you're making like a good chocolate like refrigerator cake

06:27where wafers have to stick together then you have to do it with cool whip okay every scenario cool

06:33whip is better than whipped cream yes oh what did you say every scenario if there's two rooms no no

06:39you're full you're full of crap you're either an aerosol tube metal can guy or a cool whip guy

06:45tub guy i'm a tub guy mj just likes to do the whip it no it's flavor real whipped cream tastes better

06:52than yes coupons to weigh in i was gonna say if you've ever had a pudding shot not a jello shot

06:56but a pudding shot you make that with cool whip gross uh yeah rocks i just just to be clear mj are

07:02you talking do you love the ready whip that you squirt in your mouth stuff yes that's what you love

07:07okay that's what i thought because he likes to get high off you do you do whip it no i don't do

07:11i don't do whip it well that's why you like it no it's not what it's not the night not the nitrous

07:16no not the nitrous oxide no it's not the propellant it's that it's real dairy whipped cream instead of

07:23some chemicaled up uh you know vegetable oil that somehow has turned into some fluffy white crap

07:28in a plastic bowl you're talking about the chemicals in the cool whip bowl i mean how about the

07:34chemicals when you're doing whippets i'm not doing whippets i don't do whippets the whippets is

07:39just a propellant roxy you know you're the guy that sucks it right out of the thing oh i do oh

07:44if i'm gonna can no it's it's only if no you suck in the propellant and not the whipped cream no if

07:52you lift the listen hold on i know all about sticking typically the whippet is like if you hold

07:56it upright right yeah when you hold the can down that's when the whipped cream comes out

08:00i can't believe you guys would rather have cool whip like this artificial machine made crap instead

08:08of real whipped cream and then listen the best whipped cream was when you make your own whipped

08:13cream at home i can't believe we're still talking about whipped cream i can't believe we're not i can't

08:17believe we don't talk about whipped cream every day

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