00:00Okay, my question to you is this, MJ.
00:02Okay, where is your name in that spot?
00:09Coop, is this set up now?
00:10Are we ready to go?
00:11Yeah, they are just coming out of music now.
00:13What's happening?
00:14But I have them on hold.
00:14We've got an internal issue.
00:16Do you want to go pick up the phone?
00:18Oh, gosh.
00:18Pick up the phone and let me know when they're ready.
00:20What's happening?
00:21Well, we're going to talk to our coworkers down the hall at Maxima,
00:27which is, you know, the Spanish station, Maxima.
00:29Okay, yeah.
00:29Oh, they're the best, but how are we going to?
00:31Well, because we're going to talk to them on the phone.
00:33Yeah, but they're Spanish.
00:35Well, no, no, they'll speak English for us.
00:38All right.
00:39Well, here's the story.
00:40We talked about this earlier in the week,
00:43how the woman on the Maxima morning show, what's her name?
00:48Christy?
00:48Christy.
00:49Christy.
00:49She's the best.
00:50She started stealing my parking spot in the morning here at the Beasley Media Complex.
00:55I don't know if that's a. . .
00:56I told you not to mess with her.
00:58Yeah, she's probably the toughest person in the building.
01:00All right, so I. . .
01:01Hey, they're ready.
01:01Are they ready?
01:02Yeah.
01:02All right.
01:03I'm staying out of this.
01:03Let's bring them up.
01:04I like these guys.
01:05Hey, it's the MJ morning show on Q105.
01:07Is this Maxima?
01:09Yeah, this is Maxima.
01:10Good morning.
01:10They called us back.
01:16Bueno, hola.
01:17Hey, hola.
01:19Buenos dias, mi amigos, maybe.
01:23All right.
01:23So. . .
01:24No, no, no.
01:25No, no, no.
01:26So let me tell the story here.
01:29So. . .
01:29Give me one second.
01:31Do I think it's a translation every time?
01:33All right, so here's the story in a nutshell.
01:47I've been parking in the same parking spot since we brought the MJ Morning Show back.
01:53So the MJ Morning Show with Fester and Froggy and Roxanne, we're back on Q105, which is 104.7 FM.
01:59And I've been parking in this great parking spot for like a year and three months.
02:05We came back in October of 2020, and suddenly, this past week, somebody's parking in the spot that I've been parking in every day.
02:14I'm like, who is parking in my spot?
02:16Okay, give me one second, MJ.
02:18Yes.
02:19Let me translate.
02:20Okay.
02:20Anyway, folks, this is turning into this big, like, internal riff.
02:35Okay, my question to you is this, MJ.
02:37Okay, where is your name in that spot?
02:41Okay, no, no, no.
02:43Before you answer, MJ, let me, because that car that is parking, that it's been parking there, is my car.
02:49I know that.
02:50Me.
02:50We know.
02:51The thing is that, yeah, I know, I know now that you know.
02:54But the thing is that I've been coming here for 10 years now, and so every year, I try to change, you know, because I don't park in the same spot.
03:03Oh, a new year, new parking spot?
03:05New year, new parking.
03:07I've been getting here, like, super early this year.
03:10That was one resolution that I had.
03:13To get a new parking spot?
03:14No, no, no, sir.
03:15To come in earlier.
03:16To steal my spot.
03:17How about you let her speak?
03:18All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:20To get here, super early.
03:20I will see her on La Boca.
03:22Quiet.
03:23All right, yeah.
03:24So, thank you.
03:25So, I parked in that parking spot because it's a great parking spot.
03:31I know.
03:31To be honest with you, I have no idea what car any of you drive.
03:36I have no idea where any of you park, and it was, I'm so sorry that you felt that way, and that parking spot, MJ, is so important to you.
03:50So, really, it's not personal, it's nothing, you know, but if that parking spot is that, that's important to you, who am I?
04:02Really?
04:02It's like, okay, that's...
04:03Well, let me ask you...
04:04I detect some sarcasm.
04:05Yeah, but there's not any sign that is like MJ or sir.
04:09But wait a sec, listen to this.
04:11So, Pat George...
04:12MJ, why do you think that that's your parking?
04:15I just want to know why.
04:16Because nobody was parking there, and I parked there for the last...
04:19You're wrong, man. You're wrong.
04:20I parked there for the last year and three months, and then suddenly your sidekick starts stealing my parking spot.
04:26So, listen to this.
04:27So, Pat George is our traffic guy.
04:29He does our traffic.
04:30And Pat was aware of the situation, and I said, Pat, who's parking in my spot all of a sudden?
04:36And he kind of sloofed it out for a couple of days and said it was you.
04:41And listen to this.
04:42This morning, I come to work.
04:44Pat George, our traffic guy, set up a whole roadblock sign.
04:50Oh, he did it?
04:51He put up the standing sign in the parking spot that said, reserved for MJ, blocking the spot.
04:58Not cool.
04:59That is not helping the situation.
05:00Let me translate, because, you know, people, they're listening, okay?
05:02Okay.
05:05So, I got a picture of this thing.
05:07Hey, Coop, did you get a picture too, Coop?
05:09Did you put it up?
05:11I think you have a better one.
05:12I probably have a better picture.
05:13I'm going to send Coop.
05:14I'm going to send Coop the picture, and we're going to put it up on our website.
05:20Christy put it on her page too.
05:21So far, listen, I need you to answer this question.
05:24Yes.
05:25Okay, what make you think that that's your parking?
05:30No, that's not an answer.
05:31Is it your contract?
05:32Is it your contract?
05:33No, it's not in my contract.
05:35Okay.
05:35And just one more thing, MJ.
05:38You know, with all due respect, I'm a lady.
05:41You're a gentleman.
05:42For real.
05:43Have you ever thought that before, like a year, how long have you been in this show, in this building?
05:49Well, yeah, we brought the MJ Morning Show back to Beasley October 5th of 2020.
05:55So we've been back for about a year, about a year and three months.
05:58So have you thought about the person that used to park there on September of 2020?
06:05Christy, you took their spot.
06:07No, no, no.
06:08I brought that up to you.
06:09I brought that up to them.
06:10Nobody said anything.
06:11They were like, oh.
06:12Nobody did.
06:13When I started, Christy, when I started coming here, nobody, the spot was wide open.
06:19Okay.
06:19Okay.
06:20You know what?
06:20Let's just solve this problem.
06:23Okay.
06:23Let's negotiate.
06:25Let's negotiate for this.
06:27Okay.
06:27I'm going to be the lawyer over here.
06:28Okay.
06:29If you want the parking, MJ, you know what you got to do?
06:32I feel like I'm dealing with the guy in Money Heist, you know, the Netflix show.
06:35For real.
06:36No, no, no.
06:36Okay.
06:37Listen.
06:37If you really want this parking spot, every morning from starting Monday, you have to bring
06:44us coffee and a pan con bistec.
06:47Okay.
06:48Pan con bistec and coffee every morning.
06:50No, let me tell you what's going to happen here.
06:52I'm just going to make sure that I'm just like here two minutes ahead of Christy, and
06:57I'm just going to take the spot, everybody.
06:58MJ, how do you not be a gentleman and give her the spot?
07:01And give Christy the spot?
07:02What's the matter with you, you animal?
07:03That's okay.
07:04I'm just getting that.
07:06That parking spot is super, super important to you.
07:09But yeah, I like it too.
07:11So if I get here earlier, I might park there.
07:14It's a free throw.
07:15Nothing personal, MJ.
07:16You know, I respect you, and I admire you.
07:20But it's like, you know, first come, first serve.
07:23There you go.
07:24Then guess what?
07:25Then parking wars are on.
07:27Oh.
07:28All right.
07:28Christy.
07:29Christy.
07:29Can I just point out?
07:30Are you willing to buy the coffee and the bistec sandwich?
07:34The bistec sandwich?
07:36Anything for coffee.
07:38I'll tell you what.
07:40Let's, I guess it's first come, first serve, whoever.
07:43Let's see who's going to get here earlier.
07:45Before we know, we're going to be arriving at 2 a.m.
07:47to go on the air at 6.
07:49That's your parking spot.
07:51You get it, buddy.
07:52Hey, guys.
07:53Great to have you on.
07:55All right.
07:56Thanks, guys.
07:57Well, I'll see you down the hall.
07:59Goodbye.
08:00Adios.
08:01I have to say, a New Year's resolution of a new parking spot is the strangest New Year's
08:07resolution ever.
08:07She had a New Year's resolution of getting up earlier, you hump.
08:10That is very, very odd.
08:12A New Year new parking spot.
08:14And Nandi was very intimidating.
08:15Well, apparently she used to park in a whole different part of the building, and then suddenly
08:19Because you parked there.
08:20She used to park in the back by me.
08:22It's a New Year.
08:23New Year new parking spot.
08:24All right, guys.
08:24You should give it up to her and be a gentleman.
08:26Before I move on, I was going to ask you, so Froggy, you think I ought to give up the
08:31spot?
08:31I think she's very nice.
08:32I like both of them, and I think you should just...
08:34Oh, I don't dislike them.
08:36I have a very nice working relationship.
08:37And Nandi's pretty jacked.
08:38He could probably kick your ass.
08:39I mean, you know what?
08:41If MJ and Nandi were in a ring, that would be a draw.
08:45You guys are like the same kind of build, yeah.
08:48Parking Lot Wars.
08:51Interesting.
08:52Chris is one of my favorite people who work in this building.
08:54She's great.
08:54Well, that's it.
08:55That's what's going on here.
08:56So we'll let you know how this plays out on Monday.
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