00:00it sucks to be old
00:08we did a topic a long time ago about
00:15crazy thing you discovered about a grandparent i think okay and there were so many interesting
00:22calls this definitely would have ranked high two grandmas in the uk
00:29we're caught running a cocaine smuggling ring whoa the perfect there's the perfect people to do
00:37that you're looking for the best yeah
00:40i guess you'd never expect it right yeah i guess you'd never no no 67 year old helen
00:53and 65 year old moira helen moira got the best blow in the game
00:59of course we do
01:01hey uh just let you know money's a little short this week
01:08you don't want to mess with us inside of your nose is gonna fall right off after this
01:14i've seen her take a knitting needle shove it through man's eyeball that's right don't rip
01:21me off we look frail we're not don't f around these arthritic fingers can still pull a trigger
01:28the two seniors were caught with more than 30 000 bucks worth of cocaine in scotland
01:35of course they're scottish they've been locked up now they were also found with almost 70 grand
01:41in cash when the cops carried out a raid yep scots love cocaine do they is it big over there i believe
01:50so yeah i think it's pretty big everywhere yeah yeah yeah but i think so cocaine is popular it's
01:57pretty boring there you know you gotta do something right you gotta figure something out
02:00let's do some lanes yeah exactly there is like a total grandma motivation behind all this
02:09helen yeah
02:11had been trying to help pay off her son's debt oh that's all for me i started coke dealing for my
02:17grandson he's a real failure
02:21life he just needed to go down the right path he didn't and she just asked her for her poor
02:27fat friend moira to help her out of course i'll do it of course it's for your grandson it's just
02:34it's just cookie just a wee bit of coke dealing there is helen oh my god super grandma and there
02:41is moira oh even more grandma oh let me see helen there's helen helen's more of a coke dealing
02:48grandma yeah she i could see it a little bit more with her but moira moira just like she was just a
02:53good friend i like the exchanges they must have had with like the colombians or whoever they were
02:59getting the stuff right now i don't think this is very pure i think it's garbage so i think you
03:05should get back on your board and go back and they're they're probably like i feel bad they're
03:10like well they're grandmas show me the drugs first or i'll shoot you in the head
03:18moira actually stashed all the stuff at her house for helen because helen was afraid that
03:23her grandkids might find it that's great so moira probably didn't really do too much but
03:31helping out a friend helen gets 20 months in prison moira was given 18 months
03:40that is the perfect premise for a movie isn't it oh my god it's it is 100 i watched that cocaine
03:47grandmas that's an that's an incredible movie how did they deal it who did they talk to did they
03:52meet people did they come to grandma's house did they have a cup of tea and get some cocaine right
03:57stash it in metamucil jars yeah you know moira tried to say she was just helping a friend yeah
04:06and the judge was having none of it he said you knew what was happening here you knowingly used
04:11your home to store drugs and paraphernalia for your friend you know exactly what was going on
04:16yeah they were both very apologetic yeah they're so sorry about that it's just a little cocaine
04:24trafficking yeah you'd never i mean you look at they just look like two old scottish things
04:31really right it's really true you're typical the worst they may do is get a little too tipsy on the
04:35the weekend exactly but i'm sure they're bacon trying to screw me look at this cut on this
04:42that's the only picture they have for the news the poor grandma's eyes are shut yeah they couldn't
04:47find a better picture that's the only one they could take we're here at the skate park
04:54hoping to unload some blue oh that's it's pure unfortunate
05:00i don't know what i'd do if i found out that i did find out that
05:07yeah you probably shouldn't no well i guess i mean it's not i don't know i guess it was a known
05:12thing amber has like she's got a grandma that's in her 90s okay right and she's here now but i guess
05:20back in the day make sure the statue of limitations have passed before you reveal yeah yeah no this is
05:24back home in india uh-huh she grew like opium well i think that's everybody i think that's what
05:30everybody grows there yeah yeah what you grow i think there's this like expected innocence with
05:35old people right so the fact that they were young and crazy too is like this weird it's hard to make
05:39that connection yeah it's so nuts it really is nuts yeah and then you find a scottish grandma
05:45who's your ride or die and you all right that's it you do a big cocaine up i did it for
05:51my grandson that's hilarious yeah thanks grandma yeah how bad does he feel yeah you must feel really
05:59bad yeah that's horrible i send her a card every year that says grandma of the year yeah thanks for
06:04running a cocaine operation love you grandma for me moira moira
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