Peep Show: Seniors Upset By Top Golf

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some seniors in a Florida community who are upset with the Top Golf location on the freeway because the lights are too bright and fear being hit with golf balls.

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00:00so they open a big new top golf in Fort Myers these things are massive if you've ever been to

00:09one and at night they use huge like stadium lights so you can you know see out to where

00:16you're hitting the golf ball the problem is this one they built in Fort Myers the lights

00:21shine right onto the highway that's not good I don't think they really thought that through

00:26here's the story on this from NBC2 or the top golf in Fort Myers is just days away from teeing off

00:34I see them all the time I'm intrigued by them some who have watched the facility go up over the past

00:39year are ready to get in a booth we're not really like golfers or anything like that but we thought

00:44it might be interesting to try it out because it's right there but because it's set up right next to

00:49the bustling Colonial Boulevard and I-75 some who drive these roads say that they do have some

00:58concerns you gotta think is that ball gonna go in to the traffic like could golf balls get over this

01:06150 foot high net maybe it'd be like tin cup you know I could hit my sand wedge about 240 yards

01:12and fly onto the interstate especially if they start from one of the upper levels I would think

01:17you'd have to be super elevated over that it's possible but unlikely I can't make it over the

01:23exactly it's actually the kid that you should be listening to these bright lights illuminating the net

01:28and the roads nearby my eyes aren't that great so yeah potentially distracting drivers for anybody

01:34that has a problem with vision or needs glasses to drive should not drive they're driving it could be

01:42an optical illusion from here looking at it I don't know there are a million miles away

01:45like this will only be used during operating hours reporting for NBC I can't see you got a problem with

01:52everything with this place they really do I mean the balls are gonna kill us there's there's one of

01:58these it's exactly the same thing but on the highway near me yeah oh really and it's it's they're

02:04generally built right you could you could hit the ball I guess if you were a long drive champion

02:09maybe if you hit it right you could put one over the thing and it could possibly go on the freeway

02:17I guess it and maybe that's possible the one on I-75 here is the same thing you'd see the lights

02:22if you were driving by it that's what I mean this is funny the lights are what's throwing them off

02:27like the old people are just like oh god light are UFOs landing or something oh man is that an airport

02:33I think I'm at an airport oh no oh no you took us the wrong way this is the airport yeah I'm blinded

02:41I'm blinded by the lights my cataracts oh like have you ever heard of more bitching for no reason this

02:52place decided to open up a spot in your town huge what if somebody hits that thing over there and then

03:00hits my windshield then I'm dead to rank the wheel to the right and my arms torn off and I burn alive

03:07sir you think that's actually gonna happen

03:12that's my wife god damn you how dare you talk about my wife like that you son of a bitch

03:28I'm sorry ma'am I didn't mean to offend you you filthy son of a bitch you got so much facial hair

03:32I'm fighting you nine iron give me my nine iron I'm gonna wrap it around this numbskull's head

03:40you're doing the lady voice we're lesbians

03:42I'm his wife she's my wife too I'm her wife

03:51we're two wives yeah man you two that's right

03:55we love golf we love golf

03:59the lights are too much

04:01that's enough

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