Peep Show: Seniors Eat Pot Brownies

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a group of seniors in a retirement community who unknowingly ate a bunch of pot brownies and called 911 because they thought they had been poisoned.

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00:00It sucks to be old

00:06This guy really needs to get his own place

00:10But sadly it sounds like that place

00:12Could be a jail cell after this

00:1446 year old Michael Caronda

00:16Works as an elementary school music teacher

00:20Okay

00:21In South Dakota

00:21He still lives with his 73 year old mother Irene

00:27Well the other night

00:29He made a big pan

00:32Of brownies before bed

00:35Then Irene found them the next morning

00:37Decided oh

00:38I love brownies

00:39I'll take these to my buddies

00:42At the senior center

00:43For our card game

00:46Time to get lit

00:48She did not realize

00:50They were incredibly strong

00:52Pot brownies

00:54Go fish

00:56What a fun day at the senior center

00:58Oh my god

00:58I can't even move

01:01I haven't been this lit in a long time

01:04Who's got cocaine?

01:09I do

01:10Yes

01:12Do some lines

01:12Yes

01:13I don't care if I die tonight

01:17Turns out Michael had just gotten back

01:19From a trip to Colorado

01:21Where he picked up a bunch of THC butter

01:24And he cooked

01:26Half a pound of it

01:28Into this small pan of brownies

01:31Oh my god

01:31So they were like

01:32Like nuclear

01:33Yeah

01:349-1-1 started getting calls

01:37About 8 p.m. that night

01:38Hello

01:39From multiple

01:39Oh my

01:43Uh

01:44They've been poisoned

01:46Something's wrong

01:48Are you having an episode

01:49I don't know if I'm having a stroke

01:52Or my blood sugar is

01:54Off

01:55I check my numbers

01:57They

01:57Seem all right

01:59But I

01:59I don't know what you're talking about

02:01I'm tired and also

02:02Have you taken anything

02:03Are you on that

02:04I ate a brownie

02:06In a brownie

02:09Brought it from home

02:11Calm down man

02:12My son made a brownie

02:14You're just really high man

02:15Oh

02:17Just sit down and watch something funny

02:19Oh

02:19Something's wrong

02:22Six different calls

02:25From six different seniors

02:27Hello

02:27What's your word is he

02:30I have no idea

02:31What is going on right now

02:33You wouldn't have been

02:34At a place where there was

02:35A bunch of brownies were you

02:35Yeah

02:36Say please

02:37You're high as a

02:38You're high as a kite

02:39Oh okay

02:40All right

02:41Go chill out

02:41Listen to some music

02:43Yeah

02:46Yeah the call started coming in

02:47About 8pm

02:48They got six different calls

02:49From multiple seniors

02:50Many of which thought

02:51They'd been poisoned

02:52I guess they were all

02:54On the phone to each other

02:55Letting them know

02:56Ethel

02:56Yeah

02:57Oh we're poisoned

02:58We're dying

02:59There was a news story

03:00Just last night

03:01About freaks going around

03:02Poisoning the old people

03:04I knew it

03:06Oh we've been hit

03:06We've been hit

03:07I'd be like

03:09If that happened to me

03:10And I was old

03:11And I'd go regress

03:12I need Taco Bell

03:14Right now

03:15Somebody get me

03:16I've been at Taco Bell

03:17In 50 years

03:18I don't care how long

03:20I'm on the toilet

03:21Taco Bell

03:24Now

03:25We're gonna crap ourselves

03:29Tonight

03:29I'm in

03:32I'm gonna have diarrhea

03:33For five days

03:34Yeah

03:35It's gonna be awesome

03:38Worth it

03:40Yep

03:41Two sacks of ten

03:44White Castle

03:45Oh my god

03:47That's a death wish fella

03:48You're damn right

03:49I'm living wild tonight

03:53Oh

03:54Wouldn't you love to be

03:55A fly on the wall

03:56At that senior center

03:57Oh my god

03:57To see what unfolded

03:59After they all

03:59Oh my god

04:00You know a senior

04:00Loves a brownie

04:02Yeah

04:02At least it would have

04:03Been good though

04:04To have someone there

04:05That had

04:05That at least

04:06Kind of could tell

04:07Like what had happened

04:08Be like listen

04:09I know you're all

04:10Freaking out

04:10This is just a weed brownie

04:12Like an old hippie

04:13One of them

04:13Yeah

04:14He's like

04:14I remember this man

04:15What's happening to us

04:17It's alright man

04:18We just

04:19I think we ate

04:19Pot brownies

04:20Jerry what is it

04:22It's pot brownies

04:23I know it man

04:24I remember this feeling

04:25They stopped

04:26Letting me have weed in here

04:27But this is what I was like

04:28Thank god he's here

04:30Help us through

04:32He's our shaman

04:33I'll guide you through this

04:35Next week during their card

04:37Getting in like

04:38Irene

04:38Where's the brownies

04:39Yeah

04:39They realized how awesome it was

04:41Right

04:41Make some more of those

04:42Yeah

04:43When you know you're not

04:44Dying or poisoned

04:45Yeah

04:46Then you can enjoy it

04:47Right

04:47Well yeah

04:48I don't think they felt

04:49Very good on it

04:50I think being that old

04:51Is probably scary enough

04:52Without being high

04:53Yes

04:54Well the thing is too

04:55Like I think part of being high

04:56Is you're used to being high

04:58Like that initial

05:00Like not knowing

05:04What's happening

05:05Right

05:05You know

05:06I believe would be

05:07Very scary for some

05:08Especially with eating it

05:09I don't know if it's different

05:10If you're old

05:11You're like my brain

05:12You know

05:14No

05:14Just the way your body feels

05:15They did

05:16They thought they were poisoned

05:17Right

05:17Someone poisoned them

05:19I wonder if they blamed Irene at first

05:21Yeah

05:21Kill her

05:22Her poisonous brownies

05:23Poisoning them

05:23She's a drug

05:25Drugged up bitch

05:26You knew she was a druggie

05:29Look at her

05:30She's banned from the senior center

05:32She's got that

05:33She's got that mohawk son

05:34It was him

05:37He's into music

05:40Poor Irene

05:41No

05:43No

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