Wacky News: Substitute Teacher Gets Fired for Singing Karaoke and a Florida Man with a Flamethrower

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00:00When you're a substitute teacher, your job is to go into the classroom and basically put on a movie

00:04and be quiet. Well, there was a substitute teacher in Austin, Texas, and he's going viral after he

00:09showed up to a high school with a karaoke machine on Friday afternoon, and he decided to sing

00:15Britney Spears' Toxic from behind his desk while all the kids were sitting quietly studying and

00:21listening to him sing. It's not clear if you let the kids use the karaoke machine or not,

00:26but the machine had a disco ball attached to it, also shooting laser lights that went all over the

00:32classroom. It was quite the party atmosphere, they said. A local news station made fun of him,

00:37saying he really wasn't that bad, and he crushed that Toxic by Britney Spears cover.

00:43The school, however, found out because it was so loud that other teachers could hear him,

00:48and they complained, so he is no longer a substitute teacher at that school.

00:52Oh, what a bummer on a Friday, Friday, Friday afternoon. Doesn't get much better than that.

00:59Have some fun. Ah, poor guy. All right, this is a good one. It's a Florida man. Oh, good.

01:07And this guy is not only a knucklehead, he's an absolute idiot. He and, I guess, one of his neighbors

01:16have had multiple arguments about parking. Parking spots, parking maybe next to somebody's lawn. I don't

01:23know exactly what the scenario was, but this time, as the neighbor was pulling up with the kids in the

01:31car, this idiot comes out of his house with a flamethrower. It was one of those XM42 lights,

01:41they call it. Yeah, it's light, but it can still shoot flames about 20 feet out the front of it.

01:48And there were three kids in the neighbor's car, and this guy was out firing that flamethrower at them.

01:55Now, fortunately, he knew the distance, or he kept the distance about five feet away from the car they were in,

02:02so nobody was hurt. The flames never hit the car, but witnesses say it got awfully close and was pretty

02:09scary. The police, however, were not amused by the fact that he didn't actually do anything other than

02:17scare the heck out of everybody. He said, if I would have wanted to burn the car, I could have.

02:23Uh-uh. He's now facing three counts of aggravated assault, to say the least, and I don't know if

02:31they have any laws on the books for stupidity. Take that flamethrower away from him. Well, I think

02:38probably his neighbor and some other people would like to take that flamethrower and do something

02:42else with it, but this is a family show. We won't go there.