What does Roxanne's future husband look like according to a psychic?

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And what does her fiancé have to say about it...

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00:00Roxanne's on the line, and Roxanne?

00:04Good morning, again.

00:05I hope you have not gone to MJMorningShow.com yet.

00:10No, I haven't. I'm just chasing these kids around.

00:12Now I understand why Daddy, B-I-T-C-H, is all the time about Daddy Daycare in the morning.

00:17This is quite the routine they have to go through.

00:19So Roxanne is at home this morning.

00:22She called and said she wasn't feeling well.

00:24She thought she had food poisoning.

00:26And then she said, you know what, I'll come in around 7.30.

00:29I said, you know what, why do you stay home?

00:31And, you know, with the whole Corona-19 thing and the COVID-19, Corona-virus thing.

00:36What?

00:37It's like somebody's smashing dishes.

00:39They're like a Greek wedding going on in the background.

00:42What is going on back there?

00:48What is going on there?

00:51Doug's putting dishes away, and Davion is helping.

00:54Tell him to give it a rest. You're on the air.

00:55I got some news for Doug, your fiancé, coming up here in just a matter of moments.

01:00Tell Doug to stop putting away the dishes.

01:03Jeez.

01:04Can you tell Doug to shut up?

01:06We're on the air.

01:08No, no, I'm serious.

01:09Tell him to shut up.

01:10We're on the air.

01:11Tell him now.

01:12Now.

01:12Okay, okay.

01:13I'm stepping away.

01:15I'm stepping away.

01:16Oh, my.

01:16No, I want to hear you tell him to shut up.

01:18I don't, when I, guys, listen, I'm watching all the stuff that he has to do in the morning,

01:24the stuff that he has to go through, and I'm feeling a little bit guilty about it.

01:27I'm not going to scream at him without putting dishes away.

01:29He's making a racket.

01:32Sounded like he was doing construction or something back there.

01:35Tell him you're a breadwinner, Rox, and to shut up.

01:37We have the psychic image in.

01:39Now, folks, if you don't know the deal, this is the big reveal.

01:44This is breaking news on the MJ Morning Show.

01:51Michelle was looking for a Valentine's gift from me on Etsy weeks ago and stumbled across

01:59a psychic artist that will draw your future husband.

02:04You just give name, date of birth, and then the psychic goes to work, goes, you know, channels

02:10right in, and then for $19.99, we'll send you a sketch of what your husband is going

02:17to look like.

02:18And since Roxanne is perpetually engaged and doesn't have a husband yet, we thought it would

02:25be funny to see what the psychic saw as far as what Roxanne's future husband's going to

02:30look like, and if it's even going to be the guy that she's with right now, Doug.

02:34And who she's, you know, created two kids with, the, what is going, your kids are screaming

02:41now.

02:41What's going on?

02:44I can't, I'm telling you, you know what, Doug, I'm like, why can't you get some work done

02:48in the morning?

02:49Because these kids are animals.

02:50Yes, yes, they are.

02:52And Roxanne, you're really sounding under the weather, too, yeah.

02:54The psychic apologized for being late, because I was looking at the email on Michelle's Etsy

02:59account, like, all last night.

03:01We made the order at about 8 o'clock yesterday morning, and the psychic said your drawing

03:07would be back within nine hours.

03:09So, you know, do the math.

03:11That would mean that it would be back by what?

03:15Like 6 p.m. or something.

03:16Yeah, like 6 p.m.

03:18And no image.

03:20Last night, I went to bed late.

03:21I went to bed after midnight last night.

03:23No image.

03:23And I sent a note.

03:26I said, hey, psychic, where's the image?

03:28Hey, psychic.

03:29Hey, psychic.

03:30So, I sent the note, and then Michelle checked this morning, and the psychic apologized that

03:35she was having trouble with Etsy.

03:37The image is in with a message, and it says, hello, darling.

03:42I'm very glad that you've purchased from my shop.

03:45Here's your order.

03:46Here's the information that I can tell you about him, your future husband.

03:50He respects you.

03:52He is able to control his anger and work through his issues so that they are never taken out

03:57on you.

03:58He adores you.

03:59He would be so upset if anything were to happen to you.

04:02He admires you deeply and will treat you the best way he knows how.

04:07He'll be by your side in tough situations.

04:10You might be going through in life.

04:11He is there to support you and lift you up.

04:14He is there for you through good and bad, encouraging you to keep going, even if you

04:19fall.

04:21Doug, you're amazing.

04:22He is your teammate, your cheerleader.

04:24You know what?

04:24That does sound like him.

04:26That does sound like him.

04:27Yeah.

04:27The only one that makes your life better each and every day.

04:31He is the kind of person who will make good choices and provide knowledgeable advice.

04:37He will make you laugh.

04:39He is playful and likes to joke around with you every once in a while.

04:43He might do silly things only with you.

04:46You two might even have endearing little names for each other, too.

04:51He's interested in what you enjoy.

04:53He's truly interested in what you enjoy doing or what you like to do most in life.

04:57It does not mean that he has to love everything you love or do everything you like to do.

05:02You may be into music, but he loves art.

05:06That's perfectly fine.

05:07He really wants to know what excites you and makes you feel alive in life so that he can

05:13support your happiness.

05:14Now, does that sound like your fiancé, Doug?

05:18Except for the art part.

05:20Yeah.

05:20I would send it to golf for art.

05:23All right.

05:23She might have forgot to put an F in front of the art, and it might have been his gassy issues.

05:29Roxanne, we have uploaded the image on MJMorningShow.com.

05:33So, all of our listeners can go to MJMorningShow.com and see what the psychic sees.

05:44Where is it?

05:45The psychic has drawn an image of Roxanne's future husband.

05:51Okay.

05:52Okay.

05:53Okay.

05:53I see what Roxanne's future husband will look like.

05:56I'm about to click.

05:56Click on it, and Roxanne, click.

05:59Click.

06:03That's not Doug.

06:06Roxanne, this looks nothing.

06:08I mean nothing like Doug.

06:13But good news is you're going to hook up with Kevin Kiermaier from The Rays.

06:17That's exactly what it looks like.

06:18Congratulations.

06:19He even has a Rays shirt on, it looks like.

06:21It looks like a Rays player.

06:25Oh, my God.

06:26Roxanne, full head of hair.

06:28Your fiancé, Doug, is bold.

06:33Roxanne, this, Roxanne, you know what this means?

06:39It means that your relationship with Doug the fiancé is not going to be lasting much longer,

06:45and that you're going to find the guy.

06:48You know what?

06:48You might actually be hooking up with Kevin Kiermaier from The Tampa Bay Rays.

06:53Yeah.

06:54His wife and child might have a really big problem with this psychic.

06:57By the way, he's 6'1", 2'10".

07:00He's 30 years old.

07:02Wait, how old is Kevin Kiermaier?

07:04He's 30.

07:05Oh, boy.

07:06Oh, oh.

07:07Yeah.

07:07I hope he likes older women.

07:10Roxanne, the psychic drew an image of your future husband that looks nothing like your perpetual

07:16fiancé.

07:18This could be a problem.

07:19Looks like Doug's really successful son.

07:22You know what we're going to do?

07:23We're going to have Roxanne take a picture of Doug.

07:30We've got to put Doug up side by side.

07:31Oh, my God.

07:32We've got to put Doug side by side with the image that the psychic drew of Roxanne's future

07:36husband.

07:36You need to side by side with Kevin Kiermaier in that thing.

07:39Oh, my God.

07:39It looks just like Kevin Kiermaier.

07:41I was trying to think, who does it look like?

07:42Who does it look like?

07:43It looks like that guy.

07:44Roxanne, I've got to run.

07:48Oh, my God.

07:49I don't think I'm going to do that.

07:50Are you going to show him this?

07:53I'm going to have to let him hear what the description was, because that really did

07:57sound like him.

07:58All right.

07:59You've got to show him the image.

08:00You've got to, Roxanne, I've got to run, but take a picture, get it to us of Doug, get

08:05a similar profile so we can put it side by side.

08:08Oh, my God.

08:09I'll finish a coop right now.

08:10All right, folks, next.

08:11Nothing like him.

08:12Nope.

08:13Nothing.

08:14So either the psychic is wrong or the psychic is right, and Doug's time is limited.

08:18I just sent the picture to Doug.

08:20I cut Roxanne right out of the middle.

08:21Oh, you sent the picture?

08:22Oh, by the way, this is Roxanne's future husband?

08:24Yeah.

08:24Ah!

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