00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:10Hey, it's Dave and Big Dick in the morning here on 101 WLF.
00:15Thinking of changing up the name of the show.
00:16What's going on?
00:17We're coming up with new names.
00:19New name ideas.
00:20Big Dick.
00:21So Chuck changed his name to Dave?
00:23Yeah, basically.
00:24Okay, cool.
00:25It went around to a lot of different things,
00:27and Lisa's like, what about just Big Dick?
00:30Like, just Big Dicks?
00:32Like, just Big Dicks in the morning?
00:34Oh, Big Dicks in the morning.
00:35That's all you need.
00:36That's that name right there.
00:37Yeah.
00:38That's all Lisa needs is a Big Dick in the morning.
00:42That's the promo.
00:43You know all I need?
00:44Big Dicks.
00:44Big Dicks in the morning.
00:45Big Dicks with Lisa Way.
00:47Dr. DeOcright with a Big Dick.
00:49Yeah.
00:50Who doesn't love Big Dicks in the morning?
00:51I don't know.
00:51It's kind of a winning idea.
00:52Big Dicks in the morning.
00:53Yeah.
00:53I mean, people, listen, let's stop giving all our ideas away
00:56until after we're done this thing,
00:57and we can go tell people.
00:58I hear that name somewhere now.
01:00Oh, sure.
01:00I'll be like somewhere else in the country.
01:02Well, it's just like,
01:03some of the names of morning radio show hosts
01:05are just out of control.
01:07Yeah.
01:08Boner and the Scoop.
01:13I'm Boner.
01:13He's the Scoop.
01:14Yeah.
01:15Well, I'm Chuck DeFreak, for God's sake.
01:17I like that.
01:18I think that's all right.
01:19I don't.
01:20It could be so much worse.
01:21I know.
01:21You've struggled with it for years.
01:22I hate it.
01:22But it could be so much worse.
01:24I hate it.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Oh, it could.
01:26It was.
01:26No, like, there was.
01:28I wish we had a save the list.
01:28I was in a room.
01:29Because we had the possibilities, right?
01:32It was down to five.
01:33Yeah.
01:33And I forget what they were now,
01:35but there were some really bad ones.
01:36Like, we had to fight to get the freak.
01:38Really?
01:39No, we did.
01:39Because it was like, you know,
01:41like, there was all those dumb ones.
01:43Like, why don't we just call you Buzz?
01:46Oh, God.
01:47Or Trip.
01:48Oh, yeah.
01:48Trigger.
01:50The typical.
01:51Yeah, the typical, you know,
01:53you let people who have no clue.
01:54I remember early on,
01:55like, one of my first full-time radio jobs,
01:57they're like,
01:57so what do you want to go by?
01:58I'm like, ah, Andy Green.
02:01Yeah.
02:02They're like, what about Glazer?
02:03Blade?
02:03No, that was a good call.
02:05Same type of thing.
02:06Yeah, I had the same experience, too.
02:07When I started doing stuff for you guys,
02:09somebody was like,
02:10so what's your radio name going to be?
02:11And I was like,
02:12I thought it was just,
02:13I was hoping just to go by James.
02:15James, yeah.
02:16But should I come up with something?
02:19Crazy James.
02:20No, I had,
02:21no, it was like other people.
02:22Because it's never you.
02:23You don't ever come up with it.
02:25It's some people above you.
02:26Somebody in a suit.
02:27You know.
02:27Would you ever think about,
02:29God, it just doesn't have the same rig
02:30that we need it to have,
02:32you know,
02:32like Dave and Chuck,
02:33who the Christ would ever listen to that.
02:36What about,
02:36what about Pussy and the Scorpions?
02:40Yes!
02:41Yeah!
02:42Yes!
02:43Oh, wow.
02:44Sounds like a competing show
02:45that goes up against
02:46Jem and the Holograms.
02:47Pussy and the Scorpions.
02:51Pussy and the Scorpions.
02:52Oh, I wish we were known
02:53as Jem and the Holograms now.
02:56Oh, I want Pussy and the Scorpions.
02:59Jem and the Holograms is way gayer.
03:01It's way funnier.
03:03Good morning.
03:04It's Doodles of the Tramp.
03:06Dude, there's tons of stuff like that.
03:10You know?
03:11Green beans and meatball.
03:13Lucky.
03:14You're lucky.
03:15You're damn lucky
03:15that's not the show you're on.
03:17I know.
03:17Green beans and the green bean,
03:19the green bean in the morning.
03:21The fates,
03:22the different fates
03:22I could have suffered.
03:23Oh, there's some radio fates.
03:24You just wish we were,
03:25you were just,
03:26it was Dave and Chuck,
03:27not the freak.
03:28Yeah, that's what I,
03:28yeah, that's what I wish it was.
03:30Which it was.
03:31Yeah.
03:32It was a possibility,
03:33but it wasn't cool enough.
03:34Yeah.
03:34You know, who knew?
03:36And it could be so much worse, Chuck.
03:37Look at it that way.
03:38Oh, God.
03:38Believe me, I know.
03:40I was almost,
03:41like he said,
03:42I was almost laser or blade
03:44or whatever the dumb
03:45thing of the time was.
03:47Is it bad that I kind of like laser?
03:49Laser?
03:50I wouldn't be that mad.
03:51Dave and laser in the morning.
03:52Dave and laser.
03:52It's bad.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:54Bubble be at the crackhead
03:55taking you through.
03:57Crackhead is funny.
03:59What do you got
04:01over there for us today,
04:02crackhead?
04:02Got it.
04:03Woo!
04:04That's pleasant,
04:05crackhead.
04:05I'm bubble be.
04:07I still like
04:09bumble be in the flower.
04:10Laces was the best, though.
04:11Should be big dicks.
04:12Yeah, just big dicks.
04:13Who wouldn't listen
04:13to big dicks?
04:16That's great.
04:16Great show.
04:17Yeah.
04:18You're throbbing weather
04:18coming up.
04:21Yeah.
04:22We'll probe into that
04:23as big dicks
04:24in the morning continues.
04:25Super hard drive
04:26out there.
04:30Gumble weed
04:31in the basement.
04:32Anything can be
04:33a morning show name.
04:34It is.
04:34It's so true.
04:35Tire Iron and Scarecrow.
04:41Well, see,
04:42we're going for the angle
04:43of your super...
04:45You're real tough.
04:47So we're gonna...
04:47Your name's gonna be
04:48Tire Iron.
04:50And then Scarecrow's
04:51kind of a funny...
04:52You know,
04:53he's a funny guy.
04:54So we're gonna...
04:55I'm Scarecrow.
04:56I'm Greg the dog-faced
04:57boy with pork chops.
05:00I bet there's tons
05:01of pork chops out there.
05:02Oh, there's gotta be
05:03pork chops.
05:04Pork chops in the morning.
05:06Dave and Chuck the Fruit.
05:09David and Charles.
05:10David and Charles.
05:11People think your name's
05:12Chuck the Freak is sexy.
05:13No.
05:14It's really not.
05:17You do struggle with it
05:18because every time...
05:19I just...
05:19I always thought
05:20it was a cool name.
05:21It's hard to be called
05:22Chuck the Freak
05:23and end up being
05:23a 70-year-old man.
05:26You know,
05:26like at what point...
05:28Like at what point
05:31do I abandon my past?
05:35You know?
05:38I'm picturing Chuck now,
05:3970 years old,
05:40in a hover-round,
05:41wearing his Backstreet Boys shirt
05:42and his collar.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Go back to the old...
05:45Like that guy!
05:47That's you?
05:48That's me.
05:49Oh my God!
05:50That guy!
05:50That guy has makeup.
05:51I've never seen that picture.
05:52Oh my God,
05:52I do remember that.
05:53Was that...
05:54No, that was Marilyn Manson.
05:55Yeah.
05:55Wow.
05:57Did you do your own
05:57eyeliner there, Chuck?
05:58Yeah.
06:00Good job.
06:00I did.
06:00You were way more
06:02of a freak back then.
06:03Yes.
06:03Let's say that.
06:04So no one...
06:04See, because that's the thing...
06:05Before you got married
06:06and had kids
06:06and you were wearing
06:07dog collars
06:08and you had face piercings
06:09and...
06:09You know,
06:10but it's like
06:11I'm about to be...
06:12You know,
06:13I'm a grown-ass man.
06:15Right.
06:15So it's kind of weird.
06:17Just you with an old man voice
06:18saying you're Chuck the Freak.
06:20I'm Chuck the Freak!
06:22Ooh!
06:23You never believed
06:25what I used to do.
06:27You know?
06:28I mean,
06:28it's real tragic.
06:29Honky and the Ant-Man!
06:31Morning's on the rim!
06:33I love it!
06:34He's the Ant-Man!
06:35I love Honky and the Ant-Man.
06:37There we go.
06:38There's our new show name.
06:39Honky and the Ant-Man.
06:40Oh, man.
06:41He's the Ant-Man.
06:42He's the Ant-Man.
06:43He's the Ant-Man.
06:44He's the Ant-Man.
06:44He's the Ant-Man.
06:44He's the Ant-Man.
06:45He's the Ant-Man.
06:45He's the Ant-Man.
06:46He's the Ant-Man.
06:46He's the Ant-Man.
06:47He's the Ant-Man.
06:47He's the Ant-Man.
06:48He's the Ant-Man.
06:48He's the Ant-Man.
06:49He's the Ant-Man.
06:50He's the Ant-Man.
06:50He's the Ant-Man.
06:51He's the Ant-Man.
06:52He's the Ant-Man.
06:53He's the Ant-Man.
06:54He's the Ant-Man.
06:55He's the Ant-Man.
06:56He's the Ant-Man.
06:57He's the Ant-Man.
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