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Some storms in the area caused power outages last night and Lisa started the show off telling everyone how she managed to make it through the night.

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00:00my ball skin i think i could get a basketball in there i think i could make a sale out of mine
00:15there's a lot extra yeah this is her this is real it's really right off the bat for lease
00:22yeah i'm recovering from my power outage last night yeah oh man two hours
00:28first world problems yeah two hours i had no power for two i thought it was going to be longer than
00:40that but it ended up only being two hours thank god my biggest problem was my tempurpedic bed was
00:45stuck in the up position oh that sucks
00:47you're like i can't sleep that's so my first world problem i can't put that on my bed
00:53i was like oh my god i was like how am i supposed to sleep
01:01i just adjustable i have to just watch tv all night i'm in the watch tv mode
01:09you are i looked at it and i was like oh no this thing's power operated how am i supposed to sleep
01:18like this so i just had to like scoot down like lower on the bed to like to sleep where i wasn't
01:25on the game damn you power failure oh my god so your feet are hanging off
01:31it's like this is apocalyptic
01:35lou's like what is going on i'm surprised i don't have like an emergency release for you
01:42i know i don't i don't know i don't think they have that oh the other thing i did i thought i would
01:46i i'm like i need to eat everything in the refrigerator because it's good
01:49yeah but like at what point like how many how many minutes
01:58i have to eat it lenny we have to eat everything how many minutes in did you start the giant feast
02:05it's like i don't know an hour an hour in and i took ambien so i'm like okay i'm gonna go to bed
02:12but ambien makes you insane and it makes you if you are out of bed you want to eat and so right i was
02:19like well all the food's gonna go bad i mean i need to eat it now so i started to take things out
02:24and i started to eat just calling dibs on the cheese i did i ate cheese
02:28oh my god what is going on but then i went into the cupboard and i ate like snacks they're not even
02:36cold well these could eventually be affected i guess if it gets real warm in the house
02:43all that cheese makes you want to eat some crackers okay and i left cheese on the counter
02:49and it went bad anyway so it would have been good if i'd have left it so it was just a mess in the
02:53morning i woke up i'm like what happened what happened i had to look in the trash to reveal
02:57remember what i ate how much did i eat oh that's horrible something like i'm using my last bit of
03:04power to tweet this yeah yeah that was a joke but you know because i picturing you like getting the
03:11lights back on and then you had like a blood handprint on your face and like your own wilson and
03:16you ate lenny from a two-hour power failure it was two hours just for like weeks or months i had to
03:25kill lenny he was taking up most of the air conditioning power and then i woke up i don't
03:31know at like one and my fan was on and everything was like cool and amazing and so then i put my bed
03:39oh my god i love you everything is normal again in the world we now know who to keep our eyes on
03:48if the apocalypse comes we don't want to be near lisa she's gonna eat all the rations all of our
03:52supplies you are not allowed to be on ambient around our supplies what's wrong with me it's dumb we go
03:59to check on where like the power's been out for two hours and she's like hold on and she takes an
04:03arrow and a bow and shoots a bird out of the sky there we go guys
04:08i mean i guess i should have just put everything in a cooler right that would have been the normal
04:13yeah that's probably a lot of people but after a few hours tiger woods in your kitchen so you went
04:18full hunger games yeah oh she absolutely did
04:21lisa way's house last night lisa just walks off into her backyard and 20 minutes later comes back
04:31with a deer over her shoulders
04:32sorry deer power's been out for 45 minutes
04:38oh what a night at lisa's house yeah
04:47yeah it was a wild time pretty tired
04:51i'm sure all that run around and eating you were doing can tire you out in a two-hour power failure
04:57so lisa lost her power for two hours james lost james lost his power for four or five days yeah
05:07yeah in the middle of winter in the middle of the winter did you have the lisa way panic
05:11not until like the third day
05:14yeah once everything like all the liquids that was in my refrigerator poured out the bottom that's when i
05:21started to had the lisa way reaction oh okay oh my gosh i thought about james what would james have done
05:27take james's tribute
05:32take james if she's used to this i'm not
05:36james can handle this
05:38but luckily she made it through and she's here with us today so she's a brave hero
05:42absolutely salute she managed to fall asleep in a bed in tv mode
05:48good for lisa how does she do it how does she do it she's a true survivor
05:53respect
06:14you
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