Moon Dust Fashion

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a bag of moon dust that sold for a lot of money at a government auction. When Lisa is more interested in the type of bag rather than the moon dust, it sparks conversation about her fashion sense.

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00:00a bag used by astronaut neil armstrong to bring the first samples of moon dust back

00:10just sold yesterday to a space nerd 1.8 million dollars

00:17that's a rich space nerd or do you think it was nasa bought it doesn't say like it won't it

00:24probably doesn't say you bought it but if you're nasa 1.8 million is nothing it's nothing and the

00:29thing is you know you gotta get it back right yeah like that's neil armstrong's moon dust bag

00:34yeah 1.8 million bucks for about a thousand dollars that you spent on something's not

00:40it's an amazing return a nice bag not like a ziploc or something yeah that's a good i don't know you

00:47mean like you think it might just you're hoping for like a tote like a neil armstrong astronaut tote i

00:53think it needs a special bag is that it that's it there that's the moon dust bag i was just curious

00:57i was trying to envision what that would it's just like it looks like it looks like a pencil hold

01:04like uh one of those pencil cases but it says sample return labeled still carries traces of

01:09moon dust and a small rock it's actually a very nice bag

01:11you could have it in a ziploc bag yeah check out my new bag i got oh is that a lunar bag it is

01:21it's from the neil armstrong collection whoa how'd you get that lisa it's crazy but i got on

01:27government auction for 900 and she always coordinates great so she'd have like matching

01:32moon boots on these are my moon boots a moon vest

01:42like moon shades she's like i'm not sure if they wore shades on the moon but if i was

01:48on the moon these are the shades i'd wear close to the sun

01:52this is my awesome moon hairdo

01:56she would go all out just to unveil her new moon and she'd like if none of us noticed it she'd be

02:04pissed oh yeah yeah she's the women would notice my moon bag yeah you guys never do no no no we

02:09wouldn't unfortunately oh my god that's a moon bag whole show nobody noticed my goddamn lunar bag

02:16like i thought for sure one of the huge nerds that worked there would have noticed the lunar

02:23sample bag i brought in today but no nope they don't even care uh to be truthful i will rarely

02:30notice sometimes i do but then i feel weird like you walked out the other day you were wearing this

02:34like orange and blue outfit with like a matching satchel and you looked amazing but thanks they're

02:41all coordinated but then i was gonna be like lisa you're looking good

02:44because i don't want to freak her out you know what i mean because i i noticed like the orange

02:53shoes and the orange dress and i wanted to be like that's amazing you know matches

02:57yeah because lisa's because the way lisa breaks it out she's like orange and blue dress orange shoes

03:05blue nails she had the first was the matching colors i was like yeah yeah she looks like she just

03:12walked out on a mannequin yeah like no these are all blood orange yeah exactly it's a blood orange

03:18color do you know how hard it is to find these flats and blood orange i noticed when she was walking

03:24away out of my office they didn't be like hey girl you got it together looking good took you guys long

03:31enough to notice i hate for you to go but i like watching you

03:35it's getting super weird now

03:38i think you run that risk with compliments though you know what i mean

03:42you do especially with a co-worker yeah

03:44my favorite's when she's walking out and we're like walking out with her and then somebody will

03:48be like oh that's those are awesome shoes or something and she's like oh these things

03:52i can't remember what we were at but lisa had this dress on and this girl came running from the

04:08other side of this concert venue like running oh my god your dress i have to know where you got it

04:19where i'm lisa's like this is the best concert i've ever been to

04:25that's happened many times but sometimes it's like oh my god is that a philip manulo

04:31someone texted and said lisa would be just spreading moon dust on all of us

04:48she's like there's all this extra moon dust

04:50moon dust for you

04:54i'm gonna snort mine

04:57i'm snorting moon dust dude

05:01everybody gets a moon dust

05:05it's like a million dollars

05:08like who knows how much that moon dust

05:10i can't get this moon dust off of me

05:12oh my god

05:13all my beard and my hair

05:14moon dust

05:17yeah

05:18all right so that's funny

05:19for a future reference it's cool if we like hey you looking good

05:22yeah i like compliments

05:24yeah all right

05:25i just don't want it to be

05:26yeah i mean just

05:27yeah like try not to be

05:28long enough

05:28you don't want to be like i've been staring at your outfit all morning

05:32i wanted to say it looks nice

05:34yeah

05:35yeah

05:35your ass is popping in those pants

05:37that's where you gotta lie

05:39that's where it gets weird

05:39she's like in moon dust in your eyes

05:41oh it stings a lot more than you would think

05:44never see again

05:45cancer causing agent

05:47never see you again

05:50You

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