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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask older listeners of the show to call in about their sexting habits and possibly share some messages.

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00:00who are the oldest people listening right now that sext i want our oldest sexters to call in
00:13you know they do you know jitterbugs are just full of nudes what what got you into sexting
00:19amy from grass lake how you doing exactly what a madman good how are you we're doing pretty good
00:25we're talking uh looking for our oldest sexters listening because apparently if you're not sexting
00:29you're in the minority now so uh what's your age i am 49 years old okay and um you sext yes i do how
00:41dirty do they get real dirty uh yeah yeah oh yeah oh i'm sure what she's real explicit oh really explicit
00:50yeah yes yeah cold shower time after that oh yeah of course yeah of course all right amy
00:59from grass lake thank you okay thank you have a good night you too yeah nice lady yeah she'll sex you
01:08yeah dave and chuck the freak hello how you doing uh dave and chuck freak oh are you an elderly person
01:19that sex that's not old at all 27 year old girl oh you send real explicit stuff oh dirty dirty
01:35about licking butts oh my jesus that's crazy so your sex incorporate your smoking uh yeah i'll blow smoke
01:47rings right on your dog some kind of uh like a like a game can you give us an example of what you
01:55write oh my god you uh you want it okay yeah bring in a radio friendly way for you yeah i'm gonna suck
02:02you down like a marlboro red oh jesus that's aggressive that is i'm gonna blow you like
02:19i'm gonna blow you like a birthday candle attached to a filterless
02:35and i'm gonna let you put it in me well i tell you that does get me really really horny right now
02:45so it and you get really fired up with these texts i won't be the only one with brown fingers tonight
02:50oh god madam from smoking you know yeah i got a brown fingers
02:57thank you uh 27 year old sexter bye bye all the best 27 to you uh who is our oldest sexter and what
03:06are they into tim from westland how you doing
03:08lisa three ways
03:11wow all of them how old are you dude 61 at 61 and you're in the sexting game with who
03:23women i meet online so do you get pretty explicit
03:28everything from vanilla dave the stuff that'll make james blush
03:33oh okay yeah i think so you gotta i guess you'd have to know your
03:36your target right and do you base it on the sex you get back how you reply like you you read your
03:42audience right oh yeah yeah you get you can't go full core full on hardcore bdsm with you know
03:50an 18 year old virgin no that's true good god in heaven yes
03:55yeah that's all right tim we'll wrap it up
03:57it's true
03:58good god
03:59oh my goodness
04:03she's actually like protected herself yeah actually
04:09weird ways you're like oh
04:11stop whoa that's weird one more uh text here i have a 79 year old grandpa that still to this day
04:26hires house cleaners for 40 bucks an hour and last week i read one of his texts and it said you forgot
04:31to suck all the spider webs out of my ass oh well you know what's happening there grandpa
04:40uh to think though that that is someone's life and they're like well i'm uh clean homes but also
04:48rj old people rj the elderly what if it was a literal text like they actually had to take the vacuum
04:55attachment oh my god oh lord you got him he's not crawling anymore take a peek in there make sure
05:02it's spider free what a horrible charity rj's for the elderly oh my god i mean at the same time what
05:08a great great service i mean you know oh what a great service donate to rj's for the elderly today
05:16music playing in the commercial oh i tell you ever since i was helped out by rj's for the elderly
05:22my whole life's made a drastic turnaround i used to be just bogged down with spiders and cobwebs in
05:29my butthole but rj's for the elderly they sucked them right out of me never felt better in my whole
05:36entire life thank you rj's for the elderly boy are they gentle around a hemorrhoid
05:46careful careful now easy easy back there
05:52donate to rj's for the elderly today thank you thank you
05:58so much yeah well that's nice yeah it is
06:12the musical equivalent play me like your steel drum