Canadian Chopper Training

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After a Canadian chopper drops a raft on a lady's house while on a training mission in Florida, Chuck and Andy reenact what the chopper's radio call back to "Canadian Command" might have sounded like!

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00:00i'm dave hunter it is time now for a check of the news talk about a nerdy call to the cops

00:15if you don't know the harry potter world uh i dementors are evil magical beings that fly

00:22around in black cloaks and suck all the happiness out of good people okay anyway someone in

00:29essexville michigan spotted a dementor flying around a park i doubt that and called the police

00:36that's it i just what i pictured look to the sky it's a dementor

00:44don't you picture that yeah that's the person who called of course it is or someone who needs

00:53medicine but yeah more likely did they know what it was when they called in because if someone

01:00called me and said that i would have to google it do you see what do you see what is it i wouldn't

01:05know what that was it's a dementor and what quick dweeble let's run yes well i'm not so good at that

01:14well um wish we had our brooms they did question it but the person was very serious about it the

01:21cops had to go investigate turned out it was a large black garbage bag stuck in a tree

01:26blowing in the wind it's just a dude that was like on shrooms or something yeah it had to have been

01:31some either hey it's different than what you guys thought somebody needs to call the authorities

01:37immediately either the nazgul or the dementors are here in that tree it's in a tree dude look at it

01:44moving i feel it's stealing my happiness already listen what would they what would a stoner or

01:50someone on drugs whatever be know about harry potter that's true oh no i'm sure there's possibly

01:57potter potheads yeah it could be some crossover possibly like i'm not talking about i'm not talking

02:03about pot i'm talking about like drugs yeah yeah i don't know or potter fans like i like two things

02:09mushrooms and harry potter books i think there are some people i don't know i don't know there are some

02:16people there might be there might be surprised yeah i mean everyone that i knew that liked harry potter

02:22they were like lawyers and you know and they're not into drugs you know like straight lace but they did

02:28not arrest the person who called 9-1-1 by the way oh that's good they just let them know that it

02:32wasn't a dementor did they say dementor the mentor yeah the mentor the defender defender uh all right

02:39so a woman in miami was lucky to walk away with only minor injuries the other day after an uninflated

02:4580 pound raft fell out of the sky and crashed through her roof here's her talking to um the news

02:54in miami yes i was laid down on the bed talking to my friend on the phone from that side when did

02:59happen but i hear like the thing boom you know so i don't know what what happened and then once

03:08when i come back to the room and then i was like shocked i was running and then the owner asked me

03:17what happened what happened i don't know i said go look by yourself

03:21oh i'm tired god why so turns out a canadian military helicopter was in florida for a training

03:30exercise and they accidentally dropped this 80 pound life oh how's she going oh boy oh how's she going

03:39eh i just dropped a raft eh right on that lady oh no serious i just dropped a raft on a foreign lady

03:47well fly out of here just keep going eh fly back to canada

03:54oh my god it would be horrible

04:02oh we got a problem up here eh i dropped it what i dropped the raft right off the thing eric so

04:14oh boy oh it hit a house it hit a house oh how's she going this is chopper one eh chopper one the

04:21one the one chopper we have in canada i made eye contact with the lady in the house we gotta get out of here

04:27uh listen uh command uh canadian command uh we dropped a huge uh raft right on uh like a black foreign lady

04:36no seriously we did no i'm not kidding crash right through a roof man yeah we decimated her small house

04:46and she's like real tired she look let me look at her hold on

04:53are you okay are you are you she can't hear me eh because of the blades

04:58i don't know she looks fine to me eh we're probably just gonna take off and come back to the helipad

05:08what can you do yeah what can you do you know she can keep the raft eh what do you think

05:15i'll let her keep it and uh we got a couple of i dropped another one oh

05:20oh mally thinks that uh we should just let her keep it as well all right bye

05:26canadian chopper training exercise gone wrong we'll take a quick break

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