00:00okay so i have to pass along this morning apparently there's been a big increase in
00:11jock itch across the country
00:12sorry lisa you've got that right i have to pass along this morning
00:19listen up this came across my desk
00:23jock itch is no joke okay so i don't really thank god i've never had jock itch but um
00:29i don't really even know how you get it i think it's um it's like ringworm on your dick isn't it
00:35i i'm not sure if that's what it is i mean i know it's you know it's it's almost like athlete's foot
00:42in fact i think it's the same thing as athlete's foot but on your junk and i think it's actually
00:49like in between like on your legs you know like and that's why it's jock itch it's like your jock
00:55strap causes it they want guys to know basically the warning signs obviously there's the itch
01:01but then it grows a light rash that can expand to other parts of your nether regions if you're not
01:05taking care of yourself hygiene extremely important they say and then watch out because you'll be
01:10looking at cracked skin they say and a horrible odor oh you do not want to be associated oh my god yeah
01:18yeah but i think it's around your junk i don't know if it's just that whole area i think it's like
01:24irritation and like between your legs and stuff like that um uh rudolph rusty has a warning here
01:32about jock itch what's up there rusty how's she going how's she going eh so i just want to tell folks
01:39don't jump the gun thinking you have it i thought i had it i bought the cream from cbs
01:44and it made my my balls like real long and stretched out what what yeah long balls that was the side
01:55effect they say that on the package long ball silver oh they touched the water in the toilet
02:02because i kept applying it for like a week yeah why and i and then did it come back to normal
02:10at least it's not a lot of questions did they snap back up well after the cream it took a while i
02:16couldn't show anyone you know yeah i had to give up doing it for a while so it just like really
02:23stretched out your balls yeah it did but they were irritated i think i never saw a doctor this is just
02:29me trying to figure things out that's scratching his head with his long balls from getting them
02:36sucked down oh if he sucked you so hard i get to stretch the skin out something something
02:41they need to have a warning on stuff that's gonna give you long balls yeah may cause long balls
02:47you need to do the commercial no one would buy it though can lisa please read the warning
02:53commercial may cause long balls okay just placate me here for one second on google
03:01yeah and put in what may cause scrotal stretching that's it yeah scrotal stretching
03:09scrotal stretching stretching i like saying the long ball long grass you're gonna get a case of the
03:17long balls uh can you imagine watching a commercial and then at the end may cause long balls
03:23it would get your attention stretching scrotal stretching no this is all about how it's just
03:30to do it like you'd want to stretch you need to call that lady that helped him out oh yeah their
03:35mouth i don't know i think this is i think this is a one time this guy got i think so too i think he
03:41had something happening you know no i don't know i don't believe him it's like his clock weights got
03:46heavier and and and pulled it down um dan from rhode island hi dan tight hey how's it going guys
03:53doing pretty good talking about jacket you can't uh so all i want you to do is just look it up just
04:00look it up tiny penal papsules tiny penal papsules i like saying it i think you're not gonna like it
04:07as much look them up tiny tiny you know penis penal penile penile pap penile penile there they are
04:16tiny penile papules let's look them up here oh yeah it's like you got strawberry dick it's like your
04:27dick turned into a strawberry we've seen those before well doc i got a strawberry dick and a case
04:32of the long balls messing around with some whore in the shower you know well geez better in a minivan
04:38well hold on a second did you peruse the itch aisle yeah i did i got the steroid cream my ball just
04:44descended longer i got a worse case of long balls yeah
04:48look at these i can break into a bank with these things before the door locks you someone steals
05:00someone's purse you're like oh my god
05:04thank god for your long balls
05:07thank god for your descendant testes
05:14new new superhero new superhero
05:17long balls
05:19knocks the guy down
05:23he spins him around like a helicopter to fly
05:28what's that your baby's caught down there in the mountain i gotta climb down
05:34hold on i'll throw my balls down to you
05:38oh my god it's a bird it's it's a helicopter
05:46it's long balls
05:48it's moving around so fast it's giving him lift
05:50there he goes what a hero
05:55long balls is here to save me
05:58oh thank you long balls
06:00did someone call long balls
06:03i did a man just stole my purse
06:04it's the scariest thing long balls
06:07i'd like to see the costume
06:11yeah
06:12oh yeah
06:12well it would be a superhero costume
06:15with a hole
06:16with a hole
06:17and his balls around
06:18that's amazing
06:19a crotchless unitard
06:20oh my god that's amazing
06:22what a hero
06:23well
06:26it's been a creator of the man
06:27joe
06:31well
06:34i agree with you
06:35i agree with you
06:38and i agree with you
06:39literally
06:39you
06:40not
06:40i agree with you
