00:00and one more email this guy said I'd like to start by saying love the show it's been brought
00:11to my attention over the last year though that I tend to do some extracurricular activities in my
00:15sleep I would like to preface by saying I'm a bartender but I don't drink lately if I do drink
00:22it's only a single beer and I'm done and I'm a pretty deep sleeper always have been anyway my
00:26lady friend has been dealing with me waking her up in the middle of the night now for over a year
00:30at least you see my hands like to wander to her netherlands my hands find their way from my side
00:38of the bed over to her side then proceed to play at her playground I've been completely oblivious to
00:43this and never knew anything was up until she started telling me I'd like to see if there's
00:47any way to tame this I'm just not sure where to start it'd be a problem the second you're like not
00:52around someone you're allowed to be around right you can't just be sleeping yeah next to people
00:58if you know you are a sleep toucher you can't like sleep with friends no no you know you can't go like
01:07head to feet with anybody on a trip no you know what I mean somebody that you are only having sex
01:15with exactly only a partner you sleep with no can't go on like a fishing trip with your buddies and
01:21well I mean not many share the same bed when they do but I know I'm just I'm just saying yeah
01:26you're camping you're in a two-man tent something like that don't camp with him Frank I got a problem
01:31last night I woke up in the middle of the night you were giving me the most tender hand job I've ever
01:36seen I'll be honest you were a finger uh well you know your fingers were well they were you know
01:44where they were maybe give him a whiff I didn't stop you it was like you were ice dancing around
01:51my butthole yeah with your fingers you have the most delicate touch in your sleep very tender yeah
02:01uh this one came in lesbian here in 2010 when I met with my would-be then girlfriend she spent the
02:08night on our third date and I apparently started groping her in the middle of the night making out
02:12etc and didn't wake up until her bits were in my mouth yes what a weird way to wake up that's the
02:20best part of waking up bits are in your mouth I don't know man if you don't know where you're at
02:26if you don't know where you're at you could be mufficated yeah you could be mufficated
02:32but you panic oh boy you breathe through your mouth I breathe through my mouth when I sleep so
02:41yeah I think about a set of bits on my mouth and I'd be like
02:46my my story might be the ultimate vibrator be scared
02:50yeah it might be I don't know I doubt it I know it'll be loud
02:58I mean though if there is a way to go modification is okay it's not bad depending on I'm hoping
03:04depending on the area well sure but I assume if they made it to your bed then I'm assuming that
03:10if you're suffocating on it then it's pretty big and it's not very good right
03:14sure about this you sure you want me to bring this oh that's a yes there you go that's it
03:22this guy said I um
03:25I'm a sleep toucher I wake up in the middle of the night touching her and it ends up about a 50-50
03:31shot of whether or not I get lucky this one said I'm a sleep toucher at all started when I found out
03:36it stops my wife from snoring when I touch her down there so now I do it in my sleep not even
03:41knowing it's like an off button touch your back at first still snore grab her boobs still snore
03:49if that stops touch your bits my god it worked oh my god and that's it man I give that a whirl
03:58let's go to Todd from Romulus hey Todd how are you morning balls penis are you a sleep toucher
04:05yeah I yeah I'm I'm uh I got a bit of a different problem every time I sleep I just I automatically
04:13just get a big throbber I mean I can't I can't control that that's everybody everybody you're
04:18a dude yeah that's everybody does that yeah that's it being a dude it it's um it's part of the sleep
04:23cycle that you'll get you'll get like four boners or five boners a night something like that don't
04:29get night boners that's when you worry yeah that's when you need to worry right well then I hump too I
04:34can't oh yeah that's gonna do that too that's totally sleeping night hump face over there
04:41can we see that again Andy yeah he was serious Lisa's the closest I don't like
04:48yeah I didn't feel good about that
04:51talking about night humping
04:56he just looked real serious yeah yeah well that's what you're serious yeah yeah he's getting the lips
05:03it's funny when you catch your night boners like you wake up and you're like hey you
05:08some of the best boners they are what a waste yeah I'm really thinking about that stop snoring move
05:15I know you should try it at least because uh it's been uh you know their snoring's been driving me
05:20crazy yeah you just haven't 16 years now reverse it like all guys will be snoring even if they don't
05:26snore oh yeah to try and get only way to stop it is to jerk me listen when I fall asleep and start
05:33really snoring if you want to shut that off just grab me right by the chair yeah little vigorous
05:39some squeezes little squeeze squeeze not too much well I'll keep snoring
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