00:00i had the craziest lunch experience yesterday i gotta be careful because i don't want to give
00:08too much information away about this place oh okay but so amber had to get her car service
00:14so i met her for lunch um not too far from here and i simply put in the gps like restaurants
00:23yeah yeah just kind of get an idea of what was around there and this place popped up that i
00:28hadn't heard of before oh god who rolled the dice yeah oh my god was a mexican place okay but
00:36so turns out it's like this crazy hipster mexican place oh god i know the one so it doesn't even say
00:44what it is on the sign outside oh that's how you know you can't oh no it's not the place but i didn't
00:49realize that until i pulled up right i'm like wow that's weird go inside and it's like a hipster
00:55diner hipster mexican diner okay there's two hipsters behind the counter both very angry
01:03oh yeah yeah uh angry hipsters right one looked like a surfer dude hipster and the other like a
01:10bandana in her hair hipster yeah okay um so we just sit at the counter both angry hipsters totally
01:17ignore us they're right in front of us literally like i could touch them yeah they both like we're
01:23not even there there's only two other people in the place you're not hipsters right so get out
01:27all right so get out i'm sure i get like well this looks interesting yeah tacos and stuff they're
01:33like oh god this guy yeah exactly um they don't put the name on the building you know what i mean
01:38like you're not supposed to ever find it yeah i guess but i found it so suck it up right hipsters
01:43so they don't talk to us and amber and i are looking around like are we like what happens here
01:51what's going on are we not supposed to be here is this so private that like we've crashed a private
01:55restaurant or something and so i kind of then walk up to the front where the register is and then the
02:02guy comes he's like what can i get you oh okay you have to order first you could have mentioned that
02:08right oh they just wouldn't let you sit there no because they're like oh he doesn't know how to do
02:12it so we don't know how to do it then oh that's true i don't know what police are talking about i have
02:16no clue so i this dude this like surfer hipster dude takes the order very angrily and um ask my
02:26name again there's three people in the place right yeah and then as it's just amber and i at the
02:32counter and one dude sitting over there no that's it he's like dave dave
02:38he's where you are like right here yeah the only guy you've taken an order from yeah he's like oh
02:46and hands it over how high were these guys i don't know if they were high they just so high
02:52right so angry at the world yeah so high high yeah we're eating another dude comes in patrick i
03:00know his name he orders he goes to the john patrick's orders ready patrick patrick
03:09i'm like i know he's in the bathroom but i'm not gonna say anything right right
03:15patrick patrick i thought it was a saturday night live sketch at this point this can't be real
03:23there's only he knows like you can see the guy's not here yeah yeah he's still calling his name now
03:29yeah and then again patrick patrick oh i'm like amber do i tell him he's in the bathroom
03:38and she's dying now she's like has tears coming out of us she can't believe this is happening
03:41and he's like f it where'd he go man yeah so they they're so high they don't even know
03:49they don't even know what's going on but then this call comes in and this girl's like what
03:56where how what who's she talking to yeah yeah and then she's like she takes to the blonde hipster
04:07guy like ah have you seen a thousand dollars
04:10it's like no man why yeah she's like someone just called they left a thousand dollars here man
04:22so they're running around this tiny little restaurant
04:27seven tables now there's two guys by the window and they're they approach him like did you guys
04:33take a thousand dollars and the guys are going what what are you making we didn't see any money
04:41look guy just called he was sitting there left a thousand dollars if i did i'm not telling you
04:47hipster yeah sorry hipster yeah yeah turn your unicycle right around go back behind the counter i'm
04:54ordering a lot of food with this money i didn't find oh and the guy's like not trusting them he's like
04:59he walks away he's still looking at them like oh my god they took it and then they're looking
05:06through he's lifting up juices and stuff trying to where how could the thousand dollars get behind
05:12the counter what does someone have a thousand dollars at this place for i don't know so then
05:17they go back on the phone like can you describe it it's a pile of money they must have had it in
05:23kind of some kind of it was in an envelope they left an envelope they say containing a thousand
05:28dollars or they're just trying to trick the hipster yeah obviously they almost got them right i mean
05:32and then like everything stopped everything in that restaurant came to a halt everyone i put it on
05:39your bandanas get your hair tie back we gotta find his money yeah and i guarantee you none of them
05:45listen so you don't know you can go into those places and no one has no clue what show this is or
05:53anything yeah no which makes me hate him more yeah the latin cook it's like right you're too good to
05:59listen to me
06:00we're too corporate for those guys exactly i only listen to podcasts that come in an old record
06:07and all they talk about is cello history
06:12it's so true oh it's so true that is that is the vibe they gave off their podcasts come once a month
06:20on vinyl right in that club the podcast vinyl sonograph i built yeah that's on my arm because
06:29my arm is all steampunk yep that's it so my arm plays records no sign outside just the the three
06:37letter name of the restaurant and um and no description of what it is you just what a magical
06:43place you found yeah it is a surprise my buddy's always in my buddy swears by that place but he's real
06:48high all the time so right yeah he blends right in i was not high and disturbed and you know a little
06:54upset with the treatment
06:55you
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