Two Gay Swans

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about two gay male swans in Austria that are aggressively protecting a plastic cup and envision their life at a private animal sanctuary.

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00:00here's a crazy story out of Austria some gay swans in Austria yes have adopted a baby

00:16this is our child that baby is a plastic cup it's ours it's so beautiful look at him

00:23here's ours it's beautiful here's a father's of a beautiful baby solo cup you hear about this

00:31often though I mean um you know animals attacking humans defending their nest from intrusive humans

00:37right the twist in this case the swans weren't biological parents they're two gay male swans

00:43that's amazing who had formed an inseparable bond and the nest they were protecting didn't contain

00:48actually eggs or babies it was a colorful plastic cup they had adopted as their baby

00:53are they ever going to realize the cup isn't their baby wait a minute are they just going to

01:00franz why is that baby not growing he's never grown or he's never really done anything unless

01:10he's never eaten or moved either he's only moved when I've seen him in the wind I mean we wanted

01:17a family but this is not really doing it for me you know last summer the pair were known to

01:21approach people in boats and display aggressive gestures get out of here stay away from my baby

01:27cup this year the attacks reached new aggressive dimensions they say several people got injured

01:33from these gay swans things are about to get wild if you keep coming closer to this beautiful nest we've

01:38built one got such a deep flesh wound they required several stitches in their head so the mayor found an

01:45animal wildlife expert who with his right his wife runs a sanctuary specializing in difficult

01:51animal situations like gay swans protecting yeah yeah so they removed the swans from the lake

01:56transported them to a special pond without boundaries oh boy look at this this is nice oh

02:02i don't even miss the cup anymore no it worked our cup trick worked let's go have some it's just a gay

02:10it was a gay plot it was to have us get our own place i love this place it's so nice imagine what we

02:17can do this all this i'm going to decorate oh i love being a gay swan so here's the thing they said

02:23these two gay male swans were living in a relationship but one was strongly suppressed by the

02:28other shut up gay swan oh i will do what you say i call the shots here yes you do you know that

02:36i'm sorry i even spoke my mind

02:39strange relationship they have

02:42he's quite angry

02:54he's got that austrian temper

02:59oh my goodness

03:05oh yeah he's uh he's quite upset time to get you boys to the lake let's get you boys to the oh

03:09look around this is nice do you feel more relaxed i don't mean yes much more now i'm not as scared

03:16of you as i've asked i think this is good for our relationship i'm so sorry i was so angry with you

03:21i'm so glad you are finally seeing your vase you know i knew the cup would bring us together but

03:26i'd never imagine anything like this i knew the whole time the cup was just a cup but i let you

03:32just yes i let you just you're so dumb in a weird way that's really sweet that's really really sweet

03:39that's the way i looked at it the whole time i knew there was so many layers you're like an onion you

03:44just keep peeling away layers and layers and layers and i just love you for that because you're you

03:50know you're deeper than most other male gay swans especially here in austria shut up

03:56oh your temper's back look it's a calling i'm sorry you have emotional problems and we just need

04:02to tackle them head on i don't deal well with change i'm here for you they haven't thank you

04:09haven't decided whether or not the plastic cup will make the trip with them

04:13oh imagine they imagine they just showed up with the cup and like the joy that

04:18you're never going to believe it hurts

04:20you're never going to look up here

04:22it's all beloved son

04:25it's like they bring a bigger version of it

04:31he's all grown up

04:32would you believe he's an accountant now he has to struggle with mass

04:36i'm going to cry

04:38he has to struggle so hard with mass

04:40but now he's an accountant in austria

04:42he was he was a great mother dad

04:44he's so handsome he grew up i didn't even know he's got your beard

04:47so strong

04:50well we hope these gay swans find some well-deserved peace and quiet in their new home

04:54we just want to live our lives

04:56their private pond in west austria

04:58i love the idea of their being

05:01that's beautiful right

05:01yeah

05:01like a gay animal sanctuary

05:04that's awesome

05:05all the gay animals over there

05:06it's just all different kinds of animals but

05:09all of them gay

05:11yeah

05:11you know

05:12i want to start that as like my charity of choice

05:15i run a gay animal sanctuary

05:18you understand me

05:19they get no respect

05:20you're such a hero

05:21look at these lions

05:22they're gay

05:23here we are

05:25it's party night

05:26it's a gay animal sanctuary

05:27every party dance

05:29we are the newest fans in town

05:31we'll show you what's up

05:33i like it

05:35i like the lions being like

05:37meow

05:38we're a lion

05:43yeah

05:43you're right

05:44it's a fun place

05:46yeah

05:46andy's gay animal sanctuary

05:49every single one of these animals is gay

05:54this fat man who builds this place is wonderful

05:56he's wonderful

05:59what a great great man

06:01well it's nice these

06:02talented and handsome

06:03these gay swans have a new peaceful life together now with their cup

06:07yeah

06:07their baby cup

06:09what a weird tale though

06:10they're just killing people

06:11trying to kill people

06:12who are

06:13he is a policeman

06:14at the costume party

06:15and i am the criminal

06:17right hand

06:19i will gyrate in front of you

06:23let's do ecstasy again

06:25andy's gay animal sanctuary

06:27things got wild with the ducks

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