Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about two gay male swans in Austria that are aggressively protecting a plastic cup and envision their life at a private animal sanctuary.
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00:00here's a crazy story out of Austria some gay swans in Austria yes have adopted a baby
00:16this is our child that baby is a plastic cup it's ours it's so beautiful look at him
00:23here's ours it's beautiful here's a father's of a beautiful baby solo cup you hear about this
00:31often though I mean um you know animals attacking humans defending their nest from intrusive humans
00:37right the twist in this case the swans weren't biological parents they're two gay male swans
00:43that's amazing who had formed an inseparable bond and the nest they were protecting didn't contain
00:48actually eggs or babies it was a colorful plastic cup they had adopted as their baby
00:53are they ever going to realize the cup isn't their baby wait a minute are they just going to
01:00franz why is that baby not growing he's never grown or he's never really done anything unless
01:10he's never eaten or moved either he's only moved when I've seen him in the wind I mean we wanted
01:17a family but this is not really doing it for me you know last summer the pair were known to
01:21approach people in boats and display aggressive gestures get out of here stay away from my baby
01:27cup this year the attacks reached new aggressive dimensions they say several people got injured
01:33from these gay swans things are about to get wild if you keep coming closer to this beautiful nest we've
01:38built one got such a deep flesh wound they required several stitches in their head so the mayor found an
01:45animal wildlife expert who with his right his wife runs a sanctuary specializing in difficult
01:51animal situations like gay swans protecting yeah yeah so they removed the swans from the lake
01:56transported them to a special pond without boundaries oh boy look at this this is nice oh
02:02i don't even miss the cup anymore no it worked our cup trick worked let's go have some it's just a gay
02:10it was a gay plot it was to have us get our own place i love this place it's so nice imagine what we
02:17can do this all this i'm going to decorate oh i love being a gay swan so here's the thing they said
02:23these two gay male swans were living in a relationship but one was strongly suppressed by the
02:28other shut up gay swan oh i will do what you say i call the shots here yes you do you know that
02:36i'm sorry i even spoke my mind
02:39strange relationship they have
02:42he's quite angry
02:54he's got that austrian temper
02:59oh my goodness
03:05oh yeah he's uh he's quite upset time to get you boys to the lake let's get you boys to the oh
03:09look around this is nice do you feel more relaxed i don't mean yes much more now i'm not as scared
03:16of you as i've asked i think this is good for our relationship i'm so sorry i was so angry with you
03:21i'm so glad you are finally seeing your vase you know i knew the cup would bring us together but
03:26i'd never imagine anything like this i knew the whole time the cup was just a cup but i let you
03:32just yes i let you just you're so dumb in a weird way that's really sweet that's really really sweet
03:39that's the way i looked at it the whole time i knew there was so many layers you're like an onion you
03:44just keep peeling away layers and layers and layers and i just love you for that because you're you
03:50know you're deeper than most other male gay swans especially here in austria shut up
03:56oh your temper's back look it's a calling i'm sorry you have emotional problems and we just need
04:02to tackle them head on i don't deal well with change i'm here for you they haven't thank you
04:09haven't decided whether or not the plastic cup will make the trip with them
04:13oh imagine they imagine they just showed up with the cup and like the joy that
04:18you're never going to believe it hurts
04:20you're never going to look up here
04:22it's all beloved son
04:25it's like they bring a bigger version of it
04:31he's all grown up
04:32would you believe he's an accountant now he has to struggle with mass
04:36i'm going to cry
04:38he has to struggle so hard with mass
04:40but now he's an accountant in austria
04:42he was he was a great mother dad
04:44he's so handsome he grew up i didn't even know he's got your beard
04:47so strong
04:50well we hope these gay swans find some well-deserved peace and quiet in their new home
04:54we just want to live our lives
04:56their private pond in west austria
04:58i love the idea of their being
05:01that's beautiful right
05:01yeah
05:01like a gay animal sanctuary
05:04that's awesome
05:05all the gay animals over there
05:06it's just all different kinds of animals but
05:09all of them gay
05:11yeah
05:11you know
05:12i want to start that as like my charity of choice
05:15i run a gay animal sanctuary
05:18you understand me
05:19they get no respect
05:20you're such a hero
05:21look at these lions
05:22they're gay
05:23here we are
05:25it's party night
05:26it's a gay animal sanctuary
05:27every party dance
05:29we are the newest fans in town
05:31we'll show you what's up
05:33i like it
05:35i like the lions being like
05:37meow
05:38we're a lion
05:43yeah
05:43you're right
05:44it's a fun place
05:46yeah
05:46andy's gay animal sanctuary
05:49every single one of these animals is gay
05:54this fat man who builds this place is wonderful
05:56he's wonderful
05:59what a great great man
06:01well it's nice these
06:02talented and handsome
06:03these gay swans have a new peaceful life together now with their cup
06:07yeah
06:07their baby cup
06:09what a weird tale though
06:10they're just killing people
06:11trying to kill people
06:12who are
06:13he is a policeman
06:14at the costume party
06:15and i am the criminal
06:17right hand
06:19i will gyrate in front of you
06:23let's do ecstasy again
06:25andy's gay animal sanctuary
06:27things got wild with the ducks