Hepatitis Al

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about people being warned to get vaccinated after a report of Hepatitis-A at the Renaissance Festival and find out someone on the show was there during the reported contamination period.

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00:00well just when you think you're safe at the renaissance festival what comes this news

00:12anyone who attended the michigan renaissance festival in holly earlier this month

00:17is being urged to get a hepatitis a vaccination as soon as possible oh great so i'm at the

00:23renaissance festival and i could possibly have contracted hepatitis that's no fun is it clear

00:30now though well in this crazy thing it was just someone who was there was infected so it's not

00:36like the person making your big turkey leg or anything it was someone who visited the renaissance

00:41festival sneezing and touching everything and pooping somebody said ye olde hepatitis

00:46ye olde hepatitis yes verily that is funny oh my god amazing oh man i said renaissance

01:05fair full of disease sounds just like the real middle ages yeah we're keeping it authentic

01:09yeah exactly we really are we've got scurvy ah the black plague my word my lord my boils

01:16are not subsided just yet bloodletting please let more blood i believe my brain might be

01:22captive by evil souls come here let me cut it upon you oh please yeah a lot of people from

01:28the radio station have gone oh hopefully no one yeah they yeah i know a couple of people

01:34that have went i don't know if they were there september 1st what um well we always do

01:38stuff yeah was it a event yeah i think there was events yeah we always do stuff there um but

01:46al beck was there what on that day i don't know but he was broadcasting live there one day

01:51shine the back signal yep yep turn it on

01:55oh my god i don't know this is a bad day for al were you there september 1st it might have been

02:04the weekend i don't know oh my god look it up look it up because we've all talked to you we

02:07can all have hepatitis what oh my god think about that connection yes if al has it we could have it

02:14yeah if al has it we definitely have al is the a in hepatitis a

02:18yeah are you kidding me hey dave can you

02:22that's al's papers i just threw al's papers at dave now dave has hepatitis

02:31wow it's like the cooties yeah dave's got hepatitis

02:36i don't feel good i feel like i have to poop right now so when did he have to go

02:48to this i don't know how can we look it up you are lucky you were there september 2nd oh no that's

02:53not lucky the first and second i thought i said the first and the second yeah no that's not that's

02:57not lucky that was quarantine it said either the first or second did it it does it says september

03:03september 1st anyone working or attending the festival on either september 1st and second oh

03:08that means everyone that was at this station has to get one of these like today oh my god

03:13i'm not going to get that oh damn it are you kidding me we could all have hepatitis way to go al

03:20alan that's a lot al they didn't give you much time to go get your shot it's not even just him

03:28there was a promo and this is what i'm saying al how many people from this station were have

03:33hepatitis a right now four that was the day that was you everyone was there september 2nd that

03:41yeah at least come on what are the chances they're high walker told me al has hepatitis

03:48i want to go come to the radio station and you're on account of alan beck having hepatitis

03:57you know i have hepatitis dave told me i had hepatitis

04:01oh my god honestly though i can't even imagine so you're al you're sitting in a room you're listening

04:12to dave and then dave is basically outlying your really your next big diary about right

04:21yep things are about to get real al oh man can you imagine if like we can't handle

04:27like any emergencies if it were to happen during our show we'd be like we gotta leave right now

04:32everybody here's a bunch of white snake for you or whatever

04:35i do i'm finding someone's double album i'm putting it on and i'm just leaving

04:42and i gotta be

04:44i guess i'm gone man 11 minutes of that and i'm gone we go back to 70s radio

04:51we gotta go

04:54we're headed to the safe zone

04:58like what like half acid

05:07everyone has hepatitis

05:10there's no one here to serve you

05:14at our radio station

05:17everyone's sick and dying

05:20don't call in

05:23there's no one here alive

05:26it's hard to determine when it need to determine by diarrhea around here because you guys always have

05:31oh my god dude we can't like a diarrhea emergency around here is par for the course

05:37like could you imagine though like they came in and they were like everything's riding on you chuck

05:42chuck in the last couple days have you had any diarrhea

05:46i'd be like yeah yeah guys i have of course i have of course i have and then we're all doomed as dave like

05:54dave is watching himself right now

05:56i smelled it i was like i smell hand sanitizer

06:00what's going on dave can't help himself i'm freaking out i'm freaking out over here

06:04he's touching himself and we have no facts on the disease we're like no cancer's airborne now oh my god

06:11we all gotta go

06:17you

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