Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share stories about the craziest things they found when undressing a partner and one guy thought a wired sex toy was actually a bomb.
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00:00um this is a very strange thing a dude discovered in a woman's bra quickly on the dave and chuck
00:11lines what is the strangest thing you have seen while undressing someone 1-855-954-6969 strangest
00:20thing you've seen while undressing someone 1-855-954-6969 because what did this guy find
00:26in a woman's bra boobies chicken nuggets oh sorry that's i forgot where i left them
00:34i um are they still warm any yeah they're about body temperature i'd say oh yeah they've been in
00:41there for a while i feel about body temperature there's any sweet and sour sauce there is a two
00:48full give me those yeah there you go there you go i'll get to work downstairs oh okay what am i
00:54gonna find down there you might find a big mac oh god yeah oh more like a roast beef sandwich
01:01yeah oh oh what's that special sauce no that's some stuff nathan's in florida nathan uh tell us
01:09what surprise did you get when you undress someone hey man check it out so this chick had a squirrel
01:17down in her bra uh like was it alive like a baby squirrel like a baby flying squirrel yeah like
01:25marsupial they're very weird yeah did and did you know this did it attack you what was what happened
01:33next oh she thought it was just the cutest thing in the world you know it's just weird man i've never
01:39met anybody any woman that would put something like that down there you know what i mean yeah no i get it
01:45betcha it didn't stop you from effing her oh i did it did yeah oh it did it did stop it did stop
01:52you absolutely are you surprised it's a squirrel well i think it's a squirrel i just get the squirrel out
01:57of the room and keep going oh man everyone has their limits i throw my limit as a titty squirrel
02:04no come on really a titty squirrel would stop you you it would stop you i think as long as a bird
02:12what if it was like a titty bird i'm done you know what i mean i'm done at titty bird that's uh you
02:16gotta look at it you would not have sex with a woman who had a squirrel in her probably pooped all
02:21over the place in there what's it you can't carry around like there's i've got enough little
02:26creatures how terrified is this creature oh just scared to death scared to death um matt you had a
02:33surprise when you undress someone what was it hi matt yep go ahead hey how's it going guys good
02:41morning uh yeah so i met i met a girl at um a bar of bridgewater and um i ended up taking her back
02:50to a little dorm room over there and uh she barely spoke very very broken english i end up opening up
02:55her shirt and i see a red wire coming from her bra to her like past her belly button into her pants
03:02and i freaked i absolutely freaked out i thought i'm not gonna lie i thought it was a bomb i thought
03:09i was gonna die oh my god it's a vagina bomb it's like you thought you thought she was a terrorist
03:16that's hilarious i'm out i thought she was a terrorist
03:22what was it it was a remote control vibrator that sits inside her and she just you know plays with
03:33the button every time she feels the need wow what a bad girl you found holy hell dude so you didn't end
03:39up getting up getting with her because you thought it was a bomb you ran out
03:43yeah he thought he was gonna get blown up guys he shoved her and ran
04:02i freaked out and i found out about a week later after i went back to that bar i thought i was gonna be like
04:11on the news for like
04:13yeah of course yeah and i i completely washed my mind i took off i was half naked running out of the room
04:22yeah i didn't even i didn't go back to my clothes i just left and i had to look it up online hours later
04:29i didn't like to run it out of the room like police give me the bomb squad
04:35i'd like to report a titty bomb
04:37he kicked her right in the face and ran out of there
04:42oh matt from boston too funny man thanks for calling in
04:48black guys you have it going yeah you see man it is wild
04:51terrorist she's a terrorist she has no idea what's happened she's just gotten kicked
04:57she flies across the room and he's gone and he's gone his clothes are there
05:02what what have i done
05:04what did i do it's like such a good moment to terror just absolute fright
05:10and it was like the best thing you thought it was the worst thing a bomb
05:14it ended up being one of the best things oh my god no this chick is wild super sexy
05:19holy i'm out of here
05:22what does he say to her he pushes her
05:30what are you not today
05:32that's kind of it yeah he's thinking not today
05:36nice try it is what's crazy too is to believe that you're the target
05:43yeah i knew it they're after me i knew it i knew it oh my god i thought he would think
05:49that she was wired to like record things that's exactly what i thought he was doing something
05:53illegal or whatever right it's an undercover cop no he went to bomb yeah he went to bomb
05:58she's a terrorist bomb tell you you can't even bang out here what ice is trying to get you
06:02it's always trying to get buddies yeah
06:06yeah she's terrorist don't give them any ideas because you know how you'll get every man on the
06:11planet well i mean it doesn't one at a time is a product that is pretty bad
06:16you could get a lot of guys you definitely could
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