Geraldo in a Hurricane

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Geraldo Rivera would be a great replacement for Alex Trebek on Jeopardy and relive some of the biggest blunders of Geraldo's career.

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00:00so yeah that guy on jeopardy james holzhauer did hit over a million dollars last night by the way

00:11this guy is threatening the show's budget it would seem like it good it's time it is time

00:17it's over just let it know they ran out of money i know yeah but who do you bring in that's gonna

00:24be as douchey yeah i guess yeah you'd have to right you'd have to find somebody you can bring someone

00:31in almost like a newsman you need a newsman you do need a news you need a newsman and you also need

00:38someone with a great mustache well i'm out geraldo rivera oh my god geraldo that's a good choice

00:46actually geraldo i mean i don't know i might watch that newsman yeah newsman i'd rather see him

00:52mustache mustache well i've missed it so much of course geraldo in a hurricane hurricane

00:58geraldo is amazing geraldo swam 50 feet out into the water to cover a hurricane he literally almost

01:06died dude i feel like every time there's a hurricane he ups it too he's like this time i'll be out there

01:11you're hang gliding in the middle of it and you guys just shoot it i couldn't believe it the crew

01:16was like geraldo now geraldo he's like i'm waiting out into the surf look at this beach is being eroded

01:23no geraldo no that's like nothing i've ever seen you get out there and you save geraldo

01:31they were trying to throw him dinghies and little

01:35you know flotation devices he was throwing them aside geraldo no i don't know i'm telling you there

01:42it is i wonder why he got out of the hurricane game she was gonna die please take him out right

01:48morning in this area may face certain death geraldo rivera is live on the seawall there uh shaking

01:55hands with some of the firefighters as they walk through the corraldo please get out of here get

01:59out of here geraldo we're just watching that yeah tell us where you get your stash to safety

02:03well we're on the seawall uh look at this i want to show you something martha

02:08oh he's down he's down he's been dumped in the water with a live microphone amazing guys

02:16everything's broken

02:19he's just he's just laughing it up laughing this guy folks yeah not too easy to knock down her all the

02:27rivera as the next the next host of jeopardy right i don't know i mean it's just he jeopardy in a

02:33hurricane he clicks off a few checklists for me he's he's like alex trebek almost like but more

02:38hardcore though he had his nose broke on tv yes yeah geraldo's crazy yeah yeah he's one of the first

02:46guys who's like let's get a bunch of racists and a bunch of black people in a room and we'll get

02:54some baseball bats and then i'll start asking them fiery questions i'll i'll let the races know i'm

03:03mexican and i'm very upset and then we'll just tape it just roll it that is what he did it is

03:11exactly what he did that is exactly what he did oh my god it'd be amazing that's the craziest

03:17thing i've ever heard let's do it he's like we're doing it we're doing it live not everything he's

03:23done has worked out no no like the al capone safe phone god did i want that fail i wanted that to work

03:30crazy moment so they didn't give away like some military positions yes he withdrew it he's like

03:36so here's the deal this is echo base one here's echo base one he's giving away

03:44this is the position right here of all of the terrorists right here here's echo base one

03:52this is where we are sir we went out 400 feet and then we took a left and we're waiting here at

03:59this hill right here we've got all of our weapons stored here we got an ammo cache full of ammunition

04:07right over there this is the enemy position right now i can see him i can see him over there

04:13there they are but we've got all of our ammo in you gotta stop heraldo that's too much information

04:19back to you

04:21i think that's it they had to release it they're gonna watch so after he gave away all the military

04:30positions they were like maybe we can just stick him in a hurricane yeah put him in a hurricane would

04:35they put him in a hurricane and he swam out

04:38and they were like no we can't even do that he's a doer we can't there he was he was doing it did

04:49you go up that's him giving away the military position right there he's drawing it on the in the sand

04:56that's crazy he literally plans off because of heraldo yeah exactly yeah thank you for tuning

05:04into me i've just had the full mission brief and here it is you have to tackle him

05:09mess up the sand

05:10people are saying we forgot he did like a nude selfie yes this is the other thing it's a mainly

05:19nude there's a 70 year old dude basically he just stops right at his like that one cubic delta

05:24oh god you can see his dong root he's in good shape

05:28why did he do that what was that all about he put it on twitter he was putting it out there just

05:34for the ladies

05:34that's all heraldo do

05:39i'm sorry but that's exactly what that was about

05:43you should change his name to herald do

05:46oh man yeah so let's hope he's the new host of jeopardy i mean we're wishing we're wishing

05:54alex trebek well in many more years on the show but if he if things don't work out

05:58bring in heraldo bring in heraldo's like a death metal alex trebek he is yeah you're right turn it

06:03up a notch absolutely he's like i'll show you my wiener i'm herald

06:06and he will

06:09no doubt

06:11no doubt

06:12no doubt

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