The show talks about some workout equipment that Dave bought which is meant to be used at work, how they don't think it will do what he wants it to, and how it is meant for an older demographic.
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00:00Monday morning
00:04Oh my god
00:07I even checked the freak
00:08Well, okay, so
00:10I'm just going to lay this out here
00:12What's wrong?
00:15What is your problem now?
00:17I'm busted doing this in my office
00:19by someone, I'm just going to make a confession
00:21What are you doing in your office?
00:24What are you doing in your office?
00:27Jerker's right, leave him alone
00:29Let him do it
00:30He needs to relax
00:32He's not jerking
00:32I bought something during the break
00:36that was sent here when we were off
00:38A fleshlight
00:39Is it a foot massager?
00:41Is it a yoga?
00:42Is it a treadmill?
00:46You're closer
00:47The yoga thing?
00:48Do you got one of those thigh masters?
00:51Is it one of those things?
00:51Foam roller?
00:52Is it zap your belly?
00:53Is it a massage chair?
00:55It's an under the desk elliptical
00:58Okay, so it's like my old idea
01:01Remember I had that idea
01:03like a million years ago
01:04Kind of, I guess
01:04That like you could have
01:05something under your desk
01:07It would like you either
01:07like riding a bike
01:09So you have
01:10Can you show us?
01:11I'm going to
01:12Yeah, I'm going to bring it up here
01:13So you have a legitimate
01:14You have it here
01:16instead of in there?
01:17You're in here
01:17No, thank god he doesn't have it here
01:18I'm in there for like
01:21almost two hours
01:21before the show starts
01:23So you are pedaling away
01:25I will be, hopefully
01:26If you put it in the studio
01:28it would be out of breath
01:28You're right, I'd be
01:29Yeah, this
01:30Oh, that's true
01:31I guess you could
01:31I think I came up with this idea
01:3315 years ago
01:34Come on in
01:34It's David Chuck the Freak
01:35Yeah, I couldn't do it in here
01:37But it's supposed to be
01:39But that doesn't
01:40Of course it's for old ladies
01:42Shows me an old broad using it
01:43That's too bad
01:44That's the first photo too
01:45Of course
01:46Yep
01:47Finally
01:47There you are, Dave
01:48There you are
01:51There you are
01:53Yeah, nice shoes you got
01:54Is that the one you bought?
01:55Something like that
01:56I'll have to look it up and see
01:58Great help for the disabled
02:00I saw that, right?
02:01Yep
02:01Yep
02:02Great didn't say great help for the disabled
02:05Great help for the disabled
02:06That's who it's invented for
02:06That's who it's for
02:07People that can't walk
02:09That's who it's for
02:09No, come on
02:10You can walk
02:11I say you're really afraid
02:12of a little burn in your butt
02:13I don't think you will
02:15Yeah, but it's like
02:16I'm 65
02:16No cartilage left in my knees
02:18Yeah
02:19That's what it says
02:20Gotta keep reading, Dave
02:21I had a copy, bro
02:24I've had a copy
02:25Double hit pain
02:26I ran 10 miles a day
02:277 days a week
02:28For 35 years
02:30Now I'm 65
02:31I've got no cartilage left in my knees
02:34I did a step aerobic video
02:37Every day for 14 years
02:39But now I can't even do that anymore
02:42Too much vertical up and down
02:44On my lower joints
02:45I got bad knees
02:48A double hip pain
02:49And osteoarthritis
02:54I still walk a mile
02:56And swim almost a mile every day
02:58But my metabolism must be slowing down
03:01Now I'm gaining weight
03:03I sit at the computer a lot
03:06So I got a cubby pro
03:07It's great
03:08I'm off my legs
03:12And the weight of my joints
03:13Is much less
03:14I can burn calories
03:16All day long
03:18While I work
03:19Okay, fine
03:23That is funny
03:24Again, I haven't opened it
03:25So I can return it
03:26Yeah, I would return it
03:27It's just not gonna really do
03:29What you're hoping it's gonna do
03:31Yeah
03:31And opening it
03:33You'll just discover that
03:34You'll discover
03:35You'll be banging your knees
03:36Can you imagine Dave's
03:37Banging his knees
03:37Off of his desk
03:38The only way he'd be able to do it
03:41Is if he turned sideways
03:43To do it
03:44And then he's trying to work
03:45I can't work
03:47I can't work
03:48But then he'll hurt his hip that way
03:50Oh yeah
03:50He'll throw his back
03:51He'll throw his back out
03:52I didn't think about the height thing
03:54Cause I
03:54Yeah, I'm trying it here
03:55No, you can't do it here
03:57That's crazy
03:59You'll shake the radio station apart
04:00Yeah, exactly
04:01It's an earthquake
04:03Yeah, I was like
04:04California goes nuts
04:05Clocks are falling off the walls
04:08On air signs are blowing up
04:10And I should have read more reviews
04:13This is another one
04:14And just another old person
04:14I'm retired
04:15In a home state of Florida
04:18Always find excuses
04:20Not to walk
04:22To ride a bike
04:23It's too wet in the morning
04:25Hot during the day
04:27Mosquitoes at night
04:28With the cubby
04:30I'm getting over
04:3110,000 strides in a day
04:34Rather than just sit with my feet up
04:38There's always gonna be the cubby
04:40I feel better mentally
04:44Knowing I'm getting in some exercise
04:47And physical activity to help my health
04:50Who else are you dealing with, Dave?
04:54Let's see
04:54Yeah, there are a lot of old people like this
04:59Oh, some people are pissed
05:00Okay
05:00I'm trying to see
05:03Effortless
05:05I'm just trying to see
05:06I'm just trying to see the people
05:07That are upset with it
05:08Apparently it clicks after you use it
05:10Okay, yeah
05:11I was happy
05:12Till it started squeaking
05:13There's a lot of
05:14It starts squeaking
05:15I don't like a squeak
05:17Goddamn thing
05:19I don't like a squeak
05:20It squeaks
05:21It clicks
05:21Yeah, people don't like the
05:24Certain things about it, I guess
05:26I ride it for four hours
05:28I burn 75 calories
05:32Four hours a cubby
05:34That's not a lot
05:36I respect your moxie, though
05:38For wanting to do something
05:39You know, I just wanted to
05:40See if I could get a little more
05:41Exercise in
05:42In my day
05:43You purchased a device
05:44For disabled people
05:45That's nice
05:46Damn it
05:50I was having my hip repaired
05:52The doctor recommended
05:55That I look into a pedal bike
05:56From my post-surgical physical therapy
06:00And I'll say this was by far
06:02The product that has changed
06:04My recovery process
06:06I'm thankful beyond words
06:09Fine
06:11It's just for old people
06:12With bad hips
06:13It is