Big Mom Punches

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a fight between two moms that took place at a public pool in Michigan and how you better watch out if a bigger mom takes a swing at you.

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00:00All right, the other bitches that are trippin' are in St. Clair Shores, Michigan, where two

00:10moms fought at a pool.

00:14What happened there?

00:15Here's the story from WXYZ-TV.

00:17It's mayhem and madness between two moms at a city pool shot by a bystander.

00:23One mother rushes out of the pool and confronts the other woman near the edge.

00:29The arms start flaring as children start to shout.

00:33Jason and Shannon say their three boys were in the pool near the fight.

00:36So Jason, you see in the blue shirt, broke it up.

00:39You expect adults to act like adults.

00:41The woman who was attacked says a fight was over her telling another child not to punch

00:46her son.

00:47However, Shannon says that woman provoked a fight.

00:50You start hearing a woman swearing at a child and cussing at the child.

00:56Was her boob out?

00:57I think so.

00:58No?

00:59I think so.

01:00Then you heard the mother of the child, which was in the pool, say, don't address my child

01:05like that.

01:06If you have a problem with my child, please talk to me about it.

01:08I'm going to go back there.

01:09Shannon says it escalated from there.

01:11The lady got mad nonetheless, so mama bear comes out when you go after their children.

01:17I teach our kids, you know, it's think, then react, you know, and they could have been,

01:24this could have been handled differently.

01:28The woman who was attacked says her son is traumatized by this ordeal.

01:32No arrests were made.

01:33However, the mother who started the fight was issued a citation for assault and battery

01:38and no word yet on if those parents will be allowed back here at the pool.

01:43Let's hope not.

01:44Yeah.

01:45You got to ban them.

01:46No way.

01:47So she had a very weird bathing suit that was completely black until right under her

01:50boobs.

01:51Right.

01:52And then from her boobs up, it went flesh colored.

01:53Yeah.

01:54Ladies don't buy that.

01:55Yeah.

01:56Yeah.

01:57Yeah.

01:58Yeah.

01:59You're teasing Dave, ladies.

02:00If you're a mom, don't buy that.

02:01Well, at the end, they said the kid was traumatized.

02:03It was probably because of those boobs.

02:05Well, right.

02:06Well, that big girl got out of the pool.

02:08She was not taking any.

02:09I can't believe how she heaved out.

02:11She heaved out of the water like a like a.

02:13Well, you knew she was attacking like that girl stood there.

02:17Like, what are you going to do, bitch?

02:19And I was like, don't stand there.

02:21Oh, here she comes and just got leveled.

02:24Boom.

02:25Something about a big mom punch too.

02:29Big mom punch.

02:30Oh, big moms can punch.

02:32It's got no, it's got no real form to it.

02:35It's just sort of like a.

02:36It's Wiley.

02:37It's just a swing.

02:42But she had a stomp too.

02:45Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp.

02:47I mean, the other girl had that like stomp and a punch.

02:49Yeah.

02:50What are you going to do, bitch?

02:51Stance.

02:52Stance.

02:53Yeah.

02:54And a big chick's going to flatten you.

02:56You're right though about that.

02:58Just swinging a dead arm.

02:59Oh, that's what it looked like.

03:01That thing, if that thing connects, it's like hitting somebody with a bat.

03:04It's lights out.

03:05You just got hit with a meat club.

03:07Like she has one of those, you know, incredible Hulk fist you put on.

03:11Right.

03:12It doesn't take much.

03:15Big mom punch.

03:16Look out for the big mom punch.

03:18Listen, I'll tell you right now.

03:20If a bigger mom starts flying out of a pool, climbing up that little silver ladder at a

03:29thousand pounds an hour.

03:31You know you're about to be in a fight.

03:33Yeah, you're right.

03:34You should.

03:35You should feel like that seal that's on the ice when the killer whale jumps off the ice.

03:41Like you're in for it.

03:43Run.

03:44Treba.

03:45Time to run.

03:46Yeah.

03:47A woman in St. Clair.

03:48Trying to see the picture of her.

03:50Because she breached and it was magnificent.

03:54It was.

03:55I mean, she got, that's as fast as she's moved in a long time.

03:58And Lisa's right on the stomp.

04:00Yeah, the stomp.

04:01Oh, she stomped.

04:02The barefoot wet stomp.

04:03Yeah.

04:04You know.

04:05Don't run on the foot.

04:06Don't run.

04:07You can hear the barefoot wet stomp of a big lady.

04:11No, don't run on the concrete.

04:15There she goes.

04:16Splash.

04:17Splash.

04:18Splash.

04:19Splash.

04:20Splash.

04:21Splash.

04:22I love that there's a kid unfazed in the background doing cannonballs.

04:26Oh, this big mom's just wearing like a tank top and shorts.

04:29That's her big.

04:30That's the look.

04:31Oh, God.

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