00:00hey andy uh wendy's spicy chicken nuggets are back earlier than expected yeah i know
00:08breaking news on twitter yesterday everybody everybody's been slapping me around with this
00:12turn turn the corner and it's like slap i know about the nuggets and wendy's is celebrating
00:18the much anticipated return of their spicy chicken nuggets by offering fans a free six
00:22piece order but it's the same deal that they do all the time you gotta download the app
00:29then click offers to redeem and add it to your order you'll do it you'll do it and you like it
00:37you're gonna give us all your information this is only available through the 19th of august if you
00:43want to take advantage of it just go buy your damn nugget by the end of this we'll have your dna
00:51just prick your finger put it in the bag send it to date timey and we'll give you four free nuggets
01:04four free nuggets four free nuggets
01:08yeah they just need all your info and your dna and then you'll get
01:21some free nuggets that is it's weird they're begging for those apps
01:25we just want to watch you yeah we're just a fun time just a fun little app for you to have
01:32sinister fat guy yeah he's the best come on download it
01:37he's conducting the meetings i'm coming up with these ideas
01:42what if we give him six free nuggets
01:45no no we don't need to give him six whole nuggets
01:49they'll do it for four
01:52that's why you're in charge
01:56they'll eat and eat and eat and then they'll finally die
02:17but we'll know everything about them
02:21we'll have all the facts about them
02:23we'll know where they go to sleep
02:25they'll buy a smart washing machine
02:28and we'll know exactly when they wash their clothes
02:31and how much clothes they wash
02:35or how much they fold
02:38how long they like to dry their clothes for
02:42and they'll eat and eat and eat and then they'll die
02:47the perfect man
02:51sinister fat guy also heard that they're only coming back for a limited time
02:55you're going to take them away in october
02:56i love taking it away
02:59i've been doing it at taco bell for quite some time now
03:04but why why do you do that
03:06it makes me happy
03:08you give them joy and then you take it away
03:12i love to take away their pleasure
03:15do you know how long they've been crying to me about these spicy nuggets
03:22those fat bastards
03:25i'll tell you what i'm gonna give them a little taste of it
03:30but then after that
03:32i'm taking away all your dreams
03:37stealing them away
03:41and you'll dream about those nuggets
03:45for the rest of your life
03:47your miserable life
03:50the rest of your miserable life
03:54wendy's is also teaming up with doordash to give away two million spicy chicken nuggets
03:59we will team with everyone we can to spread this
04:03for that you just have to download the doordash app
04:08so stay carefully
04:10food right to your dear
04:11someone said they're gonna have nightmares about sinister fat guy
04:14plotting their death
04:16i'll tell you what i'm waiting for
04:19yes
04:20when we finally give them back their super-sized shakes at mcdonald's
04:25that'll be the coolest
04:27easy
04:27easy
04:28i know
04:29i know
04:31i know
04:32little clear glasses of tiny little amounts of shake and you call it a large
04:37not anymore
04:42time to die
04:44we'll be the only fat ones that remain
04:49of course because we're chemically altered
04:52enough drugs to keep us alive
04:59it's perfect
05:00as we continue to drive up drug costs in this country
05:04it did
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05:15and his accomplice
05:16he's my left and right hand man
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