Divine Intervention Angels

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the moment in their life when they believe they experienced divine intervention and discover there are some not-so-traditional angels working out there.

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00:00so paul's divine intervention involves poop of course and in boston he wants to share his story

00:11paul tell us what happened lisa three-way lisa three-way so anyways i'm driving to work and i'm

00:20stuck in the worst traffic ever and i've got a poop really bad and and i'm like oh god what the

00:27how am i gonna do all of a sudden i come across a truck that's broken down on the side of the road

00:31and it's hauling porta potties and so i go up i go up to the guy and i'm like hey dude i really gotta

00:42take a crap and he's like he's like dude i'm delivering these they're all sanitized completely

00:48clean he goes jump on up there and use one i got no problem so not only not only did i find a

00:55port-a-potty on the side of the road but it was a brand new clean one

00:58yeah first person that's not that is divine intervention if i've ever heard it that's a

01:05dave and chuck the freak divine intervention that's what i'm looking for a brand new fresh sanitized

01:10port-a-potty just at the side of the road when my ass is about to explode in traffic but then the

01:15weird part is i open the door onto traffic like yeah i just pooped in there oh you open it like

01:20a king you do that's how you open it happy so that that port-a-potty guy is like the he's like

01:25the craziest angel of them all he is yeah he's like you won't believe the miracles i'm doing in boston

01:32you guys you're out there saving babies you're out there saving people's love and their lives i got a

01:39i got a big rig full of uh port-a-potties i exclusively fly over areas where there's heavy traffic

01:45and i give port-a-potties i'm gonna make head angel very soon i'm telling you no one is doing

01:53what you're doing nobody's doing it nobody's doing it no one even thought of it and it's it's helping

01:59it sure is that guy was you made that guy's life that's the story of his life it is

02:06so we're talking about when divine intervention um stepped in and for some people it's actually

02:14saved their life never mind their relationship or whatever this is another one that dodged a murder

02:20oh uh 19 got fired from a butcher shop two weeks later i begged for my job back the owner said

02:26all right come in tomorrow we'll have a talk i happened to get annihilated the night before and

02:32overslept that morning someone came in shot and killed the owner of the butcher shop his wife

02:39and then two other people had i not got drunk the night before i'd be dead right now

02:46sometimes divine intervention comes in the form of alcohol

02:50helps well that's what i do thank you drinking problem

02:56i magically give people alcoholism i'm one of the craziest angels you ever meet i fly around

03:08and i give people the gene i give them alcoholism and then i save them from murders and i'll tell you

03:14what i tell you what after they go through a 12-step program they find jesus that's right they find

03:19jesus i work in mysterious ways they start tithing all as well that's me but they struggle with

03:28alcoholism the rest of the days it works tried and true they're always sleeping through their own

03:35murders oh that old alcoholic angel yep beautiful uh anonymous is next hi anonymous you're on with

03:43dave and chuck the freak when did divine intervention help you out divine intervention helped me out

03:49about three years ago i was really bad in the drugs and partying and one day i was at you know the

03:54drug house doing what i was doing every day and i've been ignoring my family and i'm looking out the

04:01window and next thing i know i thought i saw my mom's car drive by so being paranoid i jumped up

04:06left the house went after her car it was not her on the way back to the house i look and the raid team

04:12is going through the drug house and i missed the raid by minutes because i thought i saw my mom's car

04:18that's the other thing i also saved drug dealers nobody saw that coming i give people alcoholism i

04:27save drug dealers and they change their tune they do turn their life around turn their life all the

04:35way around you make them so paranoid they flee that's right i freak them right out make them see

04:40the mom make them see the grandma drive by they start running there goes your mom the police come in

04:47oh boo no drugs the bus

04:49mick's in tampa hey mick what's your story man hey good morning guys uh actually actually this is a more

05:00of a good karma for society type thing but i was driving up a highway 19 here uh doing about 45 and

05:07and uh there was a guy on a bicycle in the median and for whatever reason he chose to pull his bicycle

05:13out in front of me as i'm doing 45 and uh i hit him dead on and uh his beer and everything went all

05:20over the place and he had gotten up i got out to help him and he drug his mangled bicycle across the

05:26street and put it behind a little dumpster and walked off so so i called the police i didn't know

05:33what they did and they came and showed up a female and another uh gentleman and she walked over to

05:38check the bicycle story just to verify my story and she come running she come running back across

05:43the street and started getting on the radio and frantically and she told me that bicycle was stolen

05:49from her house two days prior in a break-in so i actually hit the criminal that broke into her house

05:55two days earlier you got the bike critically injured an alcoholic man but he saved a bike

06:00yeah that's another one of my special genius it's worse it's got levels to it right so the alcoholism

06:09yeah he's bicycling around right smoked by this guy sure lady finds her bike

06:16he goes to jail he goes to jail every bone in his body is just shattered shattered to oblivion

06:25i'm up there flying just laughing jesus christ you're good yeah jesus christ i'm good no like jesus no

06:32listen jesus christ he is good jesus christ i'm telling you jesus christ but i'm good

06:37he's talking to you jesus christ is that a fair trade alcoholic angel every bone broken for a little

06:45girl stolen whatever works hey man people need their bicycles the girl was happy the cop was happy

06:53the guy didn't kill anybody even though he smoked someone in his car everybody gets some laughs

06:59knock the beer out of his hand i'm a jokester angel you know i like to laugh

07:06you are special

07:10girl got a bike back

07:13his legs were split in half and his spine was found jesus after that though didn't he

07:19literally uh looked him in the eye before we sent him to hell yeah that's right

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