No Tongue or No Nose

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who bit the tip of a guy's tongue off while kissing and wonder what's the worst part of your body to lose besides your donger.

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00:00it is time now for a check of the news and we'll play what did she bite off of him oh okay i know

00:12the answer though oh then you're out yeah uh i'm just gonna tell you guys a detroit woman has been

00:18arrested this week after she bit off it's only a couple things tip of his finger nope of his nose

00:27no of his daughter no toe we're not a no we're not a tips here how many tips can you have no it's right

00:38on the tip of my chinny chin chin chin chin come on you had to know his tongue how'd you avoid tongue

00:47the tip of my tongue no i just no chinny chin chin they were making out at an apartment in centerline

00:54michigan that's terrifying 52 year old eulette wedgworth was visiting her friend they were

01:02making out when she decided to bite off about an inch of his tongue there it goes it's never

01:09he he called police to the scene 9-1-1 want your emergency

01:16sir you're gonna have to speak more clearly of an emergency

01:20i didn't catch a single word of that what's the matter with you do you need help

01:26what you i got more hungry you can't hawk you can't you're hungry this is not you don't use 9-1-1

01:35to order food sir i'm gonna text you that's perfect do you just scream should you just scream i i don't

01:43know i mean i'm sure you can still make some noise more noise than you realize but if it was the tip

01:49like an inch of it you'd be like yeah like if you're dave and you lost an inch it's like no big

01:56deal you know he's got 25 inch tongue or whatever don't i'm not looking over there and just in case

02:01you don't want to see it no i don't want to see it i don't want to see it uh but it was pretty long

02:07yeah it is james got a gander wow yeah wow i didn't even push it all the way out james

02:17the dong would be the worst we're all we all can agree as men that dong would be the worst thing a

02:32woman could bite off you what else what's next tongue is right up there your nose is terrible

02:38to lose would you rather lose your nose or your tongue i know it's bad it's bad you know the only

02:46thing good about like losing part of your tongue is that it's inside your mouth yeah right but it

02:51affects how you like you're done in radio i mean i i would like to hear someone talking without a

02:56man talks with no tongue like or like not no tongue but i mean a tongue injury jesus this is

03:03gonna be tough it's gonna be dark it's gonna be dark hold on here she is it's not gonna be good

03:10guys oh no you can't do that it's me doing sports

03:16chuck how's it looking

03:18why are they making why do they keep going on no one knows no one knows no one knows

03:40please don't let her speak anymore now put in man talks with no nose okay we're gonna compare

03:47oh god here we go

03:48all right let's see but it doesn't this is yeah they're talking to her after

03:57oh no she's got a new nose she's got a nose held on by magnets

04:01oh yeah let's make this clear so this is not a reconstruction this is a prosthetic i don't

04:16know yeah this is actually it looks pretty good

04:19wow that thing looks great that thing looks incredible you're not worried about that coming

04:29off um has anyone seen my nose you know i lost it i like to just go up to people and just rip

04:36it right off and scare the crap out of them how does she sneeze i don't know do you guys

04:41can't pull your nose right off your face when you sneeze i think it mostly comes out of your mouth

04:46victoria is with us in boston hey we're talking about this woman who bit off an inch of a man's

04:50tongue yeah so uh i wanted to tell you guys a couple years ago when i was 18 i went to a good

04:57charlotte concert and i was there with my best friend and we were having a good time and then

05:00all of a sudden this girl behind yeah all of a sudden this girl behind us just comes out of

05:08nowhere and just bites me in the shoulder and like this woman must have been in the

05:1330s or something yeah i ended up having security find her and she got kicked out but on the plus

05:20side security ended up taking me onto the stage uh while good charlotte was playing so i had a

05:27good ending to the story but there you go that's not a good ending that'd be like a double whammy

05:32for her in that time she loved it to me that's the worst night ever i met a good charlotte

05:37come on some crazy bitch bites my shoulder and then the security drags you up

05:42and they're like no i don't want to be closer to what they're telling us

05:45no get up here get up here bring the biter back and i'll finish the goddamn job you sick

05:51sons of bitches come on we're gonna wheel you on stage

05:53come on just have him by my throat have him by my throat

05:55have him rip it right out come on you'll be fine relax

06:01there's no time in this god oh god listen to it oh no just bite the rest of me

06:05oh god god it happened i'm gonna bite myself i'm gonna bite my own wrists

06:13he's biting his wrists oh he's bleeding everywhere oh he's gonna die

06:20he's gonna die oh that's better radio it's better when i'm cold

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