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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how the sale of wireless bras has doubled since the lockdown for coronavirus has taken place which leads to an idea for a comforting boob pillow.

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00:00sales of wireless bras have doubled since the lockdown started comfort these don't quite push
00:11them up as much as underwire bras but they are a lot more comfortable and of course that's if
00:16you're wearing a bra at home i mean guess for just the meetings i guess maybe if you're in a
00:21zoom meeting video but you don't want to be uncomfortable i think maybe some people who's
00:27they're just like over like they're big maybe they gotta keep them they gotta keep them
00:33when they get home yeah i don't know you're talking like jugs i'm talking jugs i'm talking
00:40jugs least like maybe if you had a couple jugs you just gotta keep them contained because they're
00:45knocking stuff off countertops and yeah i don't know i just i know myself like i like to keep my
00:52stuff contained like to keep it feeling safe yeah like tucked away yeah i i don't i mean
01:00even before we had kids i won't do it with kids obviously but even before we kids i wouldn't walk
01:03around the house without underwear on right like i like my stuff i'm still wearing underwear right
01:09now even though i'm not at work yeah he still hasn't stood up he's never stood up yet on camera
01:15i'm just gonna say that i will admit one day i wore pajama pants i will admit come on yeah i did i was
01:21like forget it i'm just wearing pajamas when i was at my lowest oh good for you take advantage of
01:26it yeah jason and i were talking about how dave is more dressed up to go to work than what we are
01:31and he's just in his basement but now the illusion's gone now we know he just takes a shower takes a
01:37shower pajama pants puts on a dress shirt and then just pulls his pajama pants back on no i pants i'm a
01:45firm believer you got to keep a regular kind of routine so i shower i get ready i do everything the
01:49same but one day i was like i can't do it i just can't yeah yeah i get it i couldn't muster myself
01:54the day i know yeah it was dark it started but trying to turn it around uh this woman said she
02:01always wears a jogging bra no matter where she goes at home yeah so i guess aren't those like
02:08super restrictive yeah i don't think like squish your titties down yeah i think it's just it's it's
02:13probably a personal preference thing on some girls but maybe it's like those little thunder
02:18jackets you buy for your dog so it's like keeps them secure maybe that's what it's like she's
02:22got thunder titties uh feels like yeah it makes her less nervous yeah yeah loud noises her titties
02:29are going all crazy yeah if they don't sell that you guys there's another product we could sell
02:33thunder titties uh i don't think you're comfortable during a thunderstorm i don't think people need them
02:38that's an odd product now it'd be a good product of thunder titties with something like i would buy
02:42to comfort me like a big like boob pillow that i can like just lay in during thunderstorms yeah
02:48exactly i'm like or it's like my thunder titties it's like a shirt that you put on and it feels like
02:53there's a couple of boobs like resting up against your back like now that's a no those are some
02:57thunder titties you know what i mean you're like i feel much more calm now when i sleep my anxiety just
03:02floats away that is so i'm gonna have to design some thunder titties uh put it on my couch like that
03:07lay my head you know where i don't have it's at work i think still james you bought
03:11oh they're in the cabinet they're chuck oh test them out see how it works maybe you have to feel
03:15better thunder titties i just feel like that would be a comfort during these times use it as a prototype
03:20nestle nestle my head it's funny to like be rolling through the wastelands and that's one of your
03:25things that you're carrying what do you think a thunder titties make you feel comfortable oh calgon
03:32take me away there you go see yeah time for bed there you go i thought you need
03:37thunder trees did it make you feel more calm oh big time yeah oh you got the nipples really
03:43it'll help oh yeah oh yeah there you go yeah this is such a wild this is such a wild thing to have
03:52just in a drawer yeah i'm just looking at it i can't believe how crazy it is i know you don't you
03:57put that back there those are my thunder titties i'm coming for them when this is all done don't you
04:01might have drooled on them you better clean it get your chuck juice off my thunder titties he does
04:06drool a lot in sleep i can tell you first hand oh i'm asleep on my chest all the time one of the
04:10things that's good about me okay all righty those titties are looking half bad right now it's been
04:15i can barely pay attention because those those things are out don't you think about banging
04:25the wow this is how desperate we are a pillow shaped his boobs is getting people totally distracted
04:31i'm going to become like a teddy and toilet paper zombie in the future i'm going to start
04:37i start renting that thing out it is a nice set it is a nice set of knock it is a really
04:41when you said it down there i was like yeah like pronounced pronounced uh nibbles yeah
04:49kind of chilly in there according to the pillow yeah
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