Idiot Coworkers

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an insane e-mail chain that affected the entire company here after an endless series of "reply-alls" and ask listeners to call-in about the moment they realized they worked with idiots.

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00:00now for something pretty personal here on Dave and Chuck the Freak as we dive into the corporate

00:12structure of the company we work for an email chain like no other blew up the entire company's

00:19email system it started I would say innocently enough even though this guy's a douche some guy

00:28did the reply all yeah to the entire company he was trying to log in to this test we had to take

00:34right yes but he couldn't because his password was wrong right so he instead of just replying to

00:43the IT department he replied all to the entire company this dude Matthew O'Neill I don't know

00:50who he is well I felt bad for him because he I mean he did do he started he started it he didn't mean

00:57to start it no it was a mistake yeah it could have been easily stopped from there yeah but then

01:04the hits just kept coming yeah it was not in Boston I'm on here as well someone in uh Tampa me too me

01:11too in Detroit me too in Philly I'm on this too and I'm in Fort Myers they just kept coming and coming

01:16please take me off yeah yeah someone in Charlotte hey please take me off this email list I'm getting

01:22hit with 23 emails yeah someone me too in Boston so every time please stop replying all a system

01:29would automatically do another reply with just their reply in there too so on top of the people

01:34hit reply all there's an automated system that's kicking the same message to everybody yeah yeah so

01:38every time someone hit reply all we'd get an email and then we'd get a message from the IT

01:42department so everything that everyone sent doubled up and at this point I'm yelling at my phone I'm like

01:47please stop I know I was like what are you people doing stop it stop it stop it you don't need to

01:53know where you're located we're all on this right stop this one blew my mind this is amazing this is

01:59the head this guy is the head of our engineering department in this company you guys yeah so for

02:05the I mean for you listeners this guy's the top guy yeah in engineering top for the entire radio

02:12company yeah he replies in all caps yeah he's screaming at everyone yes yes we do not need you

02:20to tell us to remove you from the list what kind of idiots do we have working for us someone sent this

02:29by mistake to the whole company and the only way to remove you is to terminate you and delete your

02:36email it will go away if everyone relaxes obviously a dude that had lost his mind I could not believe

02:45though I've never seen a corporate email like that oh my god never well because kind of my hero

02:51oh I know because I was crying with laughter I was like but cheering and I'm like yes someone said it

02:58yesterday we realized we're working with some people that don't not do not have a grasp on technology

03:03when did you realize you were working with morons is the question uh 1-855-954-6969 uh Kyle from Boston

03:11you're the moron is that correct that's correct Kyle what'd you do uh so I was on an email chain

03:20and some idiot hit reply all um so I jumped in on the action and started doing the same thing reply all

03:27except my words were I had one word responses and I was just grammar correcting them the whole

03:33time um so this this was after a few drinks and uh so I woke up the next morning to

03:44quite a few emails bashing on me uh because my managers and ceo was included on the chain

03:52um so I woke up feeling like an idiot for sure oh man the booze responses yeah and you think it's

04:01funny at the time yeah right but then the next day you get a nasty email when did you realize you

04:06were working with morons anonymous you're up next hey what's up guys penis balls penis penis so um to

04:14keep it brief I worked at a unnamed sandwich shop and we had a new employee who so when you cut bread

04:21to make sandwiches you laid on the counter you cut it with the knife he for some reason couldn't

04:26understand that concept and like to hold the bread in his hand as he sliced it open um so one day he

04:33goes to cut the bread I look at him and say you remember how to do this he looks at me looks at the

04:38bread looks at me again cuts right through the bread slices his hand open we had to send him to the

04:43hospital he got like eight or nine stitches in his hand I got it wrong sandwich making is not for him

04:49not a sandwich artist

04:50oh my god it's harder it's harder than you think I guess yeah go go ahead hey how you doing good man

05:00go ahead I worked I worked with a woman who sent out a word document that she created and she sent it

05:08to multiple people asking if they knew how to take out a sentence in her word document

05:15people just can't handle technology they just can't you know what then you can't work here

05:23what am I an astronaut

05:24I already typed it in there I've typed it in there and the next sentence I can't I'm I'm screwed

05:35uh this guy said uh long time listener but I need to be anonymous I'm an aircraft mechanic

05:39working on commercial airplanes I learned that I work with morons when I had another employee

05:44working on a plane who didn't know how to use a cordless drill you don't want someone working on a

05:50plane that doesn't know a cordless drill doing yeah that'll be fine to fly where do I plug this thing

05:56in he said this guy just came out of college graduated with great marks we work on million dollar

06:01aircraft moving people around the world and he didn't not didn't know how to use a cordless drill

06:06geez that's terrifying yeah because he fixed the plane that day yeah and many days uh a few more

06:17quick calls your voice changing still anonymous with us uh how did you realize you could be working

06:21with morons oh okay so I used to work at a child care center and we had these ammonia wipes with

06:30you know ammonia on them and it says in big letters right there not to mix with other chemicals yeah so

06:36one day this girl was cleaning and she had wiped down the counter in the kitchen with the ammonia wipes

06:44and then sprayed bleach over it and she didn't even get through wiping it when she's starting to feel

06:50sick and she stumbled up to the front you know saying we had hundreds of kids in the building

06:55at the time and oh my god she could have killed a lot of people and we had to have that so we had

07:02to call the fire department so super scary but I mean what we realized yesterday our speculation that

07:10we could work with some people who aren't that bright was clearly evident yeah to the entire company

07:16yep jesus it was just an unbelievable day

07:19jesus jesus jesus jesus it was just an unbelievable day

07:23you

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