Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a group of monkeys that stole blood samples in India and come up with a name for the SpaceX rocket that was launched over the weekend.
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00:00uh this is some crazy planet of the ape stuff right here a group of monkeys in india
00:10attacked a lab employee and stole blood samples oh great from patients who had tested positive
00:17for coronavirus oh man now they still don't know if monkeys can contract coronavirus when they come
00:24into contact with infected blood but if these monkeys do oh boy oh that's not what you need
00:29no and these are the i looked this up because i always have trouble with these monkeys the
00:34reese reese monkeys oh okay but uh these are the um i'm gonna let this guy tell you exactly how
00:41you're supposed to say these monkeys okay this is this is it apparently monkey reese's macaque
00:48reese's oh reese's macaque no thank you how do i say
00:57you say reese's macaque hey reese's macaque easy fella reese's macaque reese's macaque
01:08well geez he says it a lot isn't it funny how many times he just said the same he said it
01:15like this is how you'd say it if you're happy this is how you'd say it if you're like uh yeah
01:20reese's macaque i think it's macaque too that's what i thought too he calls it reese's macaque
01:26yeah i think he's just he's just stirring the he's stirring the pot how about you give a little
01:30uh reese's macaque yeah that's crazy he said it so many times oh my god i'm happy i'm i'm questioning
01:37things the name of these monkey reese's macaque reese's macaque yeah like i think he's off a bit
01:47reese's macaque reese's macaque i love the idea that a guy just did it because it said that
01:56yeah and he made this video and he was like you know what maybe one day i'll get five thumbs up
02:02and he did he finally got five thumbs up he did they did uh say eyewitnesses reported seeing one
02:10of these reese's macaques chewing on one of the sample kits while sitting at the top of a tree
02:14oh man huh drinking that blood down huh this is great what's nuts though it's like out of a movie
02:20right where the monkeys break in and start stealing our weapons and it's crazy it's like you you're like
02:26all i have to do is take these coronavirus blood samples to the hospital and get them safely
02:32there it should take no more than 10 minutes macaques got it macaques got all the blood
02:39oh no the macaques are gonna spread it oh no those macaques are gonna spread that disease how many of
02:45these macaques are there around there lots i think there are about like hundreds of them right
02:50the macaques there's a guy running in a suit that macaques macaques dug it they got a bunch of
02:58they got a whole bunch of covid bro what what's happened macaques have covid no not running around
03:05with it macaques macaques have it what else did they steal they stole weaponry oh no snacks i knew it
03:14yeah uh plenty of the apes you don't want your macaques to get covid no you don't okay there was
03:20one bright spot in the news this weekend uh it did happen saturday with the launch of the spacex
03:27shuttle huge success and i just kept thinking please don't explode oh yeah america america can't handle
03:33this right now america can't handle an exploding shuttle freaking out yeah but thankfully it all went
03:39off uh pretty well this is how it sounded three two one zero ignition liftoff of the falcon line
03:48and crew dragon go nasa go spacex godspeed bottom tag thanks
03:54so it launched from cape canaveral florida saturday afternoon
04:09two days after it got delayed by weather it's the first time astronauts have launched from u.s soil
04:13since 2011 and it is the first time a private company has put someone into orbit
04:18spacex founder elon musk called it the first step on a journey toward a civilization on mars
04:24i guess the astronauts get to name the capsule or whatever like the first people that are ever on it
04:31they get to come up with the name and they named it endeavor they're like so it's like the the dragon or
04:37whatever is what it was but i think that one is the dragon endeavor now
04:41you know what i would have called it shuttle endeavor
04:43that's what i would have called it
04:47we've put our heads together and we're calling it the macaque
04:51did the macaque talk
04:52yeah
04:52open the airlock
04:55i docked macaque
04:56i docked macaque
04:58we're attempting a macaque dock
04:59oh you guys are prepared to dock the macaque
05:02uh roger that
05:04we're gonna dock the macaque
05:07bring the macaque in
05:08macaque coming in for docking
05:10dock that bad boy
05:12reezus macaque
05:14who the hell is that
05:16well it's just a quick check right there on pronunciation
05:20which by the way docking we've learned on this show years ago is a totally different thing
05:25yep exactly
05:26i forgot all about it
05:28yep that's why i thought it was extra funny
05:30docking macaque
05:33the uss macaque
05:37yep
05:38oh yeah they're docking macaque right now did you see it
05:43amazing what a moment in history
05:46yep
05:46already put that on pornhub boys
05:49yeah
05:49it's been around for a while