00:00Michael Bay wants to make a pandemic thriller called Songbird during lockdown.
00:10It's not clear how he plans to do it, but apparently he already has the idea from the various Hollywood guilds to go ahead.
00:18Yeah, it'll just be all robot CGI.
00:20Right. Explosions.
00:21And like one chick's ass.
00:24That's how he makes film.
00:25Sounds like a good movie.
00:26Gotta put one in there.
00:26Yeah, super hot chick with a great ass and a bunch of just CGI stuff.
00:35Boom, boom, ass, ass.
00:36Yeah, exactly.
00:37What a great movie title.
00:38Boom, boom, ass, ass.
00:39I'd go see it right now.
00:40I'd rent it right now.
00:41Boom, boom, ass, ass.
00:43I'll take two tickets to boom, boom, ass, ass, please.
00:45That's going to win.
00:47Boom, boom, ass, ass.
00:48And the winner of the 2020 Oscars is boom, boom, ass, ass.
00:52Boom, boom, ass, ass.
00:54Congratulations, Michael Bay.
00:56Boom, boom, ass, ass wins.
00:59He'd have a killer soundtrack, too.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:02Boom, boom, ass, ass.
01:03It'd be like that tectonic.
01:05Yeah.
01:06Rap song or hip-hop for sure.
01:09Hip-hop, yeah.
01:09Oh, yeah.
01:10The guy with the rainbow stuff.
01:13It'd be him.
01:13The trailer is just like a couple explosions and a couple of asses.
01:17No, it's like, so it's a minute long.
01:19It's a minute long.
01:21There's like five explosions right off the top and then a super slow motion 40 second ass
01:26shot.
01:27Yeah.
01:27And then boom, boom, boom.
01:29And then it's done.
01:30It's like boom, boom, ass, ass or whatever.
01:33Theater's going to be ready.
01:34No.
01:35No.
01:35No.
01:35No crowds.
01:37Oh, I'm in.
01:38Yes, I'm in.
01:39Yep.
01:40That's where we're headed.
01:40You have to give it short.
01:41Executive, green light.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Boom, boom, ass, ass.
01:45It's like, how long of a movie would that be?
01:47Not very long.
01:48Wow.
01:48Just keep it simple.
01:50Give it a half hour.
01:52That's what I'm going to say.
01:52Half hour.
01:53That's all we got.
01:54Just enough boom, boom, ass, ass.
01:56Yeah.
01:56Good to go.
01:57It's a perfect amount.
01:58I mean, they have 10-minute TV shows now.
01:59If it's, listen, yeah, if it's a half an hour, I'm making it into a series.
02:03It's a series.
02:04Boom, boom, ass, ass, the series.
02:07I like that.
02:07Half an hour episodes of explosions and chicks' asses.
02:11Well, then in the second episode, more booms and more asses.
02:14Yeah.
02:14Right.
02:15Now with extra boom and extra ass.
02:16I don't think it's that bad.
02:18All right.
02:18This is kind of strange.
02:20Batwoman, the series, is coming back to the CW.
02:25But the woman who plays Batwoman said, I'm done.
02:28Which one was that?
02:30Ruby Rose.
02:31Ruby Rose.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Yeah.
02:32So it just didn't take off and then.
02:35Oh, it worked.
02:36Did it really?
02:36It did well.
02:37Ruby Rose, though, said she just doesn't want to do it anymore.
02:41Warner Brothers says they're just going to recast.
02:43They thanked Rose for her contributions to the success of the first season.
02:47But it says the studio and network are firmly committed to Batwoman's second season and long-term future.
02:52And we, along with the show's team, look forward to sharing its direction, including the casting of a new lead actress and member of the LGBTQ community.
03:02I can't believe that they signed somebody for just one year that they could just walk.
03:09Right.
03:10She's smoking hot, too.
03:11She's lesbian.
03:13Yeah.
03:13Wait.
03:14On the show, does she mop dive?
03:16David.
03:16David.
03:17I'm not.
03:19It's the CW, Dave.
03:20No.
03:22I don't think.
03:23I'm going to probably say no.
03:24Does that mean?
03:25But I never watched it.
03:26No.
03:26Because why did they mention they're going to cast another member of the LGBTQ community?
03:29Well, I think because it was such a, um, it was looked at as such a big moment.
03:37And plus, I believe she's gender fluid, I think is what she goes by.
03:41Yeah, I think she is.
03:41I think it was huge that somebody who identifies as gender fluid is getting this big, big role.
03:45Got this great, big role.
03:46That's what it was.
03:48I thought it was because Batwoman liked to go downtown on the ladies.
03:52I mean, she might like to, you know, I don't know.
03:53I don't know.
03:53Poison Ivy, but I don't think they're going to show it on the CW.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Does Al know?
03:59Al?
03:59Al, you need to be around.
04:01I bet he doesn't, though.
04:02I'm not up on the Batwoman muff diving.
04:08Thank you, Al.
04:08Will you shoot me?
04:09I don't have that trading card at home.
04:11Yeah, no.
04:12Yeah, they didn't make it, I don't think.
04:14He does have the comic book with Batman's dong in it, though.
04:16I do.
04:17He showed it to me.
04:18He's up on Batman's dong, but not Batwoman's muff.
04:20The prize of my collection.
04:21Yeah.
04:23Oh, someone has confirmed the character of Batwoman is gay on the show.
04:27So that's why.
04:28There was something to it.
04:29Yes.
04:30But they don't word it like Dave, like how you word it.
04:33No, no one really, no one quite words it the way Dave does.
04:36No.
04:37No.
04:38Subtle, like a 1950s businessman.
04:40Or like a cheesy beach t-shirt, you know, like at a beach store, they have shirts like that.
04:47Someone that said just suck it on the back.
04:49Something about mock diving.
04:50Not a gynecologist, but I'm willing to take a look.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Dave gets all of his quotes from cheesy beach shop t-shirts.
04:56He sees a lot of them.
05:02And by the way, James, someone said the CW is way raunchier than you'd expect.
05:05Riverdale is on there and they have like teenage lesbian scenes.
05:08Hmm.
05:09Okay.
05:10So I'm really buying that one.
05:13The CW.
05:14How raunchy the CW is going to be?
05:16Yeah, exactly.
05:17Because I'm sure it's not even close to like Skinamax.
05:19It's no HBO show.
05:21No.
05:22Definitely not.
05:23You're going to stay raunchy.
05:24I want to see like full-blown areolas.
05:26You know, I want to see full nipples.
05:27Yeah.
05:28You're not going to see that on the CW.
05:30Yeah.
05:30He has a list of things he needs to see.
05:32Areolas.
05:33Areolas is on there.
05:34Full areolas.
05:35Full.
05:36What's the areola comment on that?
05:37Does your network offer full areolas?
05:39No, then I will not be.
05:40All right, then I will not be viewing your program.
05:42Thank you very much.
05:42I will find my areolas elsewhere.
05:46He loves areolas, guys.
05:47There's our next show.
05:48Areolas.
05:49Areolas.
05:49Areolas elsewhere.
05:50I love it.
05:51It'll be Areola Borealis.
05:53A space nipple.
05:54A space nipple odyssey.
05:57A space nipple odyssey.
05:58A space nipple odyssey.
06:02My God.
06:03Sex robots?
06:03Sex androids?
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05I'm writing this tonight.
06:06Yeah.
06:06Don't forget.
06:07Write it down right now.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Take a note.
06:08What was it called?
06:09I don't know.
06:10Areola.
06:10It was Areola Borealis.
06:12Areola Borealis.
06:12There you go.
06:12Okay.
06:13Write that down.
06:14Tonight, following Boom Boom Ass Ass.
06:16Trademark.
06:17Areola Borealis.
06:18Yeah.
06:18I'm the only network that shows full Areolas.
06:23Oh, amazing.
