Giving the Finger

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how many people admit to giving the finger while driving.

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00:00let's get into this a bit here have you ever given another driver the finger

00:10yes absolutely at 100 absolutely yeah after i do it oh do you yeah because i think it's

00:17not classy yeah well it's not classy lady i guess i don't know i i used to do it more

00:25easily before these you know unprecedented times it's risky it's a risky move it's confrontational

00:30it is but i feel like more than 32 of the population has done it yes the times i get

00:36mad on the road are all old people driving time so like when i'm coming here it's like somebody

00:40will be swerving and you think it's a drunk you want to flip off and then you get right

00:44of you're like oh i'm gonna give them the vengeance of my middle finger and then you're like a 90

00:48year old lady you can't yeah you just can't yep have a good day miss yeah my dad comes out

00:54of me and i've and i've honestly amber's proud of me i've i've chilled through the years a bit

00:59yeah i still have my moments i'm not gonna say i'm perfect because i'm not but i've definitely

01:03chased people on the roads yeah like someone has done something completely ridiculous to me i'm like

01:07oh that makes sense with your dad you know yeah i know it's in me yeah it's the he's got the drag

01:15about beat him down gene he sure does the drag about beat him down gene he's gonna drag that

01:21man out beat him down it's in his dna yeah anything can happen everything anything can happen that's

01:28why that old man took his phone out he was like i'm dealing with a lunatic i gotta record this

01:34i think he's gonna grab me and beat me he had a real i'm gonna beat you look in his eye oh he did

01:41i've got the gene yeah no that gene's in me for sure it is i have to fight that irish fighting that

01:49irish fighting oh oh you want to go me oh are you crossing me right here oh you're right you're

01:54serious i'll get the hell out of you

01:56it just just comes out of me sometimes so i have to fight it yeah to put it down i think i've laughed at

02:02people before yeah oh that's you know you gotta give him a condescending your life is a joke

02:10look at you your existence is beautiful that would set me up right that's like that's more like uh

02:20evil manipulative yeah exactly your life is devoid of all hope oh yeah you gotta watch it

02:32watch it the thing is because if you laugh at the wrong person they're just gonna ram you with

02:36their car they could kill you yeah yeah you know saying stuff you gotta say it loud because it's so

02:40loud with the cars and everything around too like i don't know if that that lady was just giggling at

02:45me i don't know you know yeah the laughing is is diabolical at least i enjoy it yeah uh wally's in

02:52garden city uh you flip people off a lot wally like i'm saying hello hello hello all the time

03:02one particular yeah go ahead no over to you one particular time uh when i was heading home from

03:08work some guy cut me off i'm a reasonable guy i see a split second of a blinker i'm not mad but

03:13this guy cut me off no blinker no nothing and i just happened to have a hammer in my driver door

03:19oh my and i just i grabbed the hammer and his highlighter yellow you could see it plain as day

03:23i just waved it a little bit and i pointed at him and i wasn't actually mad i just wanted to scare

03:29him a little bit don't cut me off yeah um so again you still think you're a reasonable guy you waved

03:34a hammer at someone yeah yeah that's reasonable well i mean he cut me off yeah right but it's a hammer

03:40yeah i'm gonna break your skull i'm going to smash everything you own you wanted him to have

03:47that impression all right reasonable wally thanks for calling him that's reasonable have a good day

03:52that's reasonable it's a hammer yeah i've never wielded a weapon that's funny to be like i am thor

03:58bitch yeah i will throw my hammer at your window and ruin your day yeah that means you want to

04:05really like almost kill someone right in my oh yeah and dylan one more call how you doing dylan

04:11good are you guys doing okay talking about uh some people how they react to others on the road

04:16yeah so i'm late for work so i'm speeding down in the left lane going about 85

04:21and all of a sudden this brand new suv real nice luxury suv kind of a granny car

04:28pulls up behind me and starts flashing the lights like crazy i mean unbelievable it's like

04:33strobe lights in my rearview mirror yeah yeah i get over this car zooms on past me probably going

04:3990 100 miles an hour and i look and i'm like because i got to see who this is who who's flashing

04:44up in my life in my rearview mirror and it was like an 85 year old grandma unbelievable that's it

04:50right you encountered future lisa she gives me a death stare she gives me a death stare like i just

04:56like i flipped her off or something like i was in the wrong it's unbelievable

05:00i don't know how many seconds i got yeah hey buddy i'm dying there i'm living on borrowed time

05:09you gotta drive fast when you're in front of the reaper

05:11i drive like he's on my heels reaper will make you pedal to the metal

05:19you want to get out of the way of old lady speed demon

05:22oh my god

05:23oh my god

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