Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in South Carolina who has been accused of firing her gun at a census worker and Andy and James share their recent encounters with census workers.
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00:00it sucks to be old
00:06the weird thing about going door to door
00:12you never know whose door you're gonna knock on
00:16yeah that's true
00:18an 82 year old south carolina woman
00:21is accused of pointing a handgun at a census worker on her porch
00:27and shooting two rounds
00:29oh wow luckily did not get him
00:33oh boom oh boom i don't know
00:38might have got him willadine willadine bishop harrell
00:43with a name like willadine get out of here you know willadine please
00:47get out of here please jesus god willadine i'm just here to see how many
00:52people are living here with you i assume nobody
00:54willadine put it down i think i think he's a criminal
01:01i'm from the census
01:02i'm from the census
01:04time to die
01:05oh willadine please
01:07i just want to find out how long you've lived here
01:10barely hold this thing
01:11oh thank god
01:12shooting the ground
01:13that was close willadine
01:14dance
01:15i'm dancing
01:17i'm dancing
01:19yeah
01:19i'll dance for you willadine
01:20i like it
01:21willadine
01:23just me here
01:23charged with first degree assault and battery following the alleged incident
01:27where she told a census worker 25 year old census worker to get off her porch immediately
01:33yep
01:34and pointed a 38 caliber taurus handgun at them
01:38that's why they have to pay those census workers so much money because they're putting
01:42their lives in the line
01:44you should have seen how i reacted to the census guy
01:46i was in the height of pandemic paranoia and just it was a wild time let's say
01:52and i get a knock at my door and i open it up and it's this guy with a little stupid like
01:59it's just like a card you made with your own laminator
02:01yeah
02:02and then he's like he's like how long have you lived here is there anybody else in there with you
02:06oh my god
02:07and i'm like i don't know if i should answer you dude i'm like what
02:12he's like he's like what and he's asking me all these things and i'm like i'm like are you from the census
02:17prove it
02:17and at the end of the day i gave him all my information
02:21yeah yeah
02:22you did the right thing
02:23i think
02:24you didn't shoot him
02:25you didn't shoot him
02:26i called my apartment
02:27did you think he was like sizing up to see if he could take you
02:30i don't know what the hell
02:31those people will just steal your information
02:33yeah like is it a real census worker
02:35that's what i'm saying
02:36trust no one
02:36trust no one help no one right
02:38yeah exactly
02:39i called my apartment complex and frantically they know i'm crazy
02:43and uh they were like i was like listen
02:47did you let a census worker enter the building
02:50i was like because he had a key and everything i don't know
02:53i don't know what's going on here she's like
02:55i think that there was the man yesterday
02:58and i'm like well that doesn't help
02:59yeah
03:00he's still here
03:01he's still here and i just told him everything about me
03:04can you imagine the office like oh god i got that andy green again on line two
03:09who's gonna take him this time
03:10who wants green line two
03:12oh damn they do
03:12oh it's one lady
03:13pissed about the parking spot again
03:15there's one lady
03:16that deals with the front of me
03:18hello
03:18hey me again
03:20listen uh
03:21things are crazy here as usual
03:24i bet
03:25i got some complaints
03:26let me get my pan
03:28yeah
03:29she's very nice about it
03:31yeah
03:31she's just like oh boy
03:32i think i have a
03:33like my own blinking light
03:35on the phone
03:35private line
03:36green line
03:37yeah
03:38willadeen admitted to firing two shots
03:41tried to kill him of course
03:42she said she couldn't clearly see the census worker's ID badge
03:47just like green bean
03:48oh yeah
03:48that's the thing
03:49well i saw it but it just looked like he could have made it
03:51looks like total BS to me
03:53yeah he's like how he's like how long you lived here who's in there with you
03:56i don't blame you i'd be weird
03:58i'm like little bitties is in there
03:59do you need her birth certificate what the hell else do you need
04:03god damn government
04:05who's this little bitties
04:06she'd call your girlfriend your wife
04:10it's her house
04:11child
04:12mother father who's in there
04:14it's bitties
04:16the queen
04:16the queen bitties
04:18there's a queen in there
04:19you freak me right out
04:20isn't it like don't you legally have to
04:23you have to that's why they sent a guy for me
04:25because it turns out i didn't do the paperwork
04:26yeah see i sent the paperwork
04:28they'll still come to your door even if you send the paperwork in
04:31oh yeah
04:31because we sent the paperwork in and i ignored a guy at my door
04:33and i knew what he was up to
04:34i was more fascinated with his fancy little like hoverboard
04:39he had a fancy hoverboard than i did
04:41all those hoverboards
04:42oh that's so weird
04:43yeah that's been in my neighborhood
04:44yeah a guy had a hoverboard in my neighborhood
04:46yeah it was like
04:47like he just like held on to it with his ankles
04:49and he just
04:49oh that's a sweet hoverboard
04:51yeah it has a little ankle
04:52oh he's coming to the door
04:52well i gotta go hide
04:54it's an efficient way to bother people
04:56well it's just great
04:57you can bother more people
04:57for a minute
04:58exactly
04:58get around faster
04:59my guy didn't have a hoverboard
05:01no
05:02yeah
05:02so that means he's not the census
05:03he wasn't the real guy
05:04no i don't think it's official
05:05i don't think he gave you a hoverboard
05:07you got played andy
05:08i'll be honest though
05:09i think census guy
05:09all he had was a lanyard
05:11the guy that came to my door
05:12probably used andy's information
05:13exactly
05:14that's how he got it
05:15andy paid for it
05:16he doesn't know it yet
05:17man
05:19you still just can't blow him away
05:21it's true