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  • 7 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to listeners about when they might have ratted out their parents as kids or had their kids rat them out about something.

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00:00here's a question for you right now on the dave and chuck lines have your kids ever ratted you
00:07out maybe even got you in trouble with the cops because a young michigan kid accidentally got
00:13his parents ticketed during a day of boating uh they were out on a lake the other day
00:21uh josh boudreau who was with the department of natural resources saw a little kid get so excited
00:27he just caught a walleye okay so he goes over to them he uh you know goes next to the boat
00:35congratulates the kid on his catch he explained to the boy what a conservation officer actually does
00:42and the kid said awesome my mommy and daddy actually don't have life jackets
00:47well he ratted him out oh no the officer at first thought he meant the parents just weren't wearing
00:55them but he hopped on board to do a quick inspection and found nope they didn't have
00:59any life jackets at all on board luckily the kids had theirs on yeah but the folks were cited for
01:07failing to maintain or carry safety equipment on their boat because their little guy ratted them
01:13out jeez that kid sang like a canary they should have life jackets on their boats oh yeah absolutely
01:20they should i've been on many boats with people that weren't the most responsible and they always
01:25had all the life jackets yeah yeah i mean they're never in them they don't ever have them on but you
01:32have to have them on in there in case something happens yeah you can grab it he's like you're not
01:37down there by the guns they're not down there but they have a list of drugs in one of the side panels
01:43he has like christmas snow but it's in bags it's like christmas decoration snow he's got like a whole
01:51mess of it down there they sniff it all the time they're like sniffing it to make sure i guess it
01:55smells good they tell me it's because they're trying to smell crutch much yeah mom and dad are so
02:01weird they're weird but they're just gonna die in a horrible boating accident because after they
02:09sniff the snow we go real fast dad really cranks it it's really crazy um natalie's with us next
02:17joining us from ontario hey natalie how are you hey there uh penis penis penis penis so my cousin
02:26and my aunt this is back in the 90s we didn't need a passport to cross the border
02:30so they were going from buffalo to niagara and my cousin as a toddler told the border patrol agent
02:36that my aunt was not her mother and that her name was a completely different name
02:41so they the border patrol had to pull them over and things got uh ironed out but she definitely got
02:50in trouble for a second there so what i mean how old was she when she did this and what was she was
02:54just joking around what was the point of it she was about i want to say four or five and she had
03:01this attitude problem at the time where you're not the boss of me don't tell me what to do yes oh
03:07chuck knows that well chuck knows that well with little stella you don't know what she might thank
03:12goodness stella's never done i mean although she has evil powers to wield she's threatened she's
03:17never actually wielded them against you in that manner right no but also she knows she could do
03:23something like uh so we're gonna cross the border i'm like yes my silence will only cost you five
03:31robux oh my god she bribes you like that's more she's more diabolical like that she's like simple five
03:40dollars for five dollars you can cross this border with no issues at all
03:47oh for nothing you can take your chances
03:51it's up to you so do you call her bluff or do you pay up oh i pay up oh my god
03:59you're strong-armed at that point oh my god
04:03maybe 10
04:05i'm like no not 10 that's too much um someone said my daughter was trying to get attention
04:12in school she had a mark on her face from playing with the puppy she told her friends it was from
04:16her dad i ended up getting visited by child protective services had to meet with them a
04:22couple of times oh my god listen when stella fell and broke her arm that was a real touch and
04:27go moment for me when they were like uh oh what happened how did that happen little girl
04:33oh yeah and i was like oh she fell and they're like shut up dad like how did it happen little girl
04:39oh wow
04:41i see we're in a predicament
04:45how did it happen my memory is a little hazy
04:52father
04:53you know where roblox is right there
04:58i could use a few robux
05:01anyway i just fell
05:04uh someone said when i was younger there was a car accident in front of my house
05:09my dad went out there and said the cars hit our fence after the crash and he wanted them to pay for it
05:15well i ran out there and i interrupted my dad saying no dad the fence was already broken
05:21he was pissed because he was trying to get away with the free facts
05:24oh man oh
05:25yep
05:27dad what are you talking about
05:28got your facts wrong
05:30just like to step in if you guys are interested
05:33little bastard
05:36jeez i realize i might have done that almost exact same thing
05:40when uh yeah like um when i burned their house almost down or whatever and the insurance guy was coming through
05:48and um when i was uh before i burned their kitchen down i used to melt my hockey sticks
05:56to put a nice bend in them the way that i like them
05:59there's like a layer of like i don't know if it's some kind of hot wax or something
06:04well some dripped onto their floor and burned all these little holes into their floor
06:08and when the insurance guy came by he was like oh i see you've got
06:12some
06:13floor damage here
06:15and uh my dad's like looks like it
06:19he's like looks like this
06:21looks like there is some uh floor
06:23burns there
06:24something i was like oh no that's when i uh
06:27and he gave me a look at the boy
06:28i was like
06:30looks like floor damage to me
06:35burned up the whole floor
06:37y'all those had to really damage
06:39chuck you were a disaster
06:40oh my god a nightmare
06:41only a couple times
06:42you ruined their house
06:43only a couple times
06:44burnt their kitchen down destroyed their floors
06:46i bet they were so glad when you moved out
06:48only a couple times
06:49and then he moved back in a couple years later
06:51then i burned some more stuff
06:53oh my god
06:54you burned the kitchen down while you were on the toilet
06:57making french fries
07:00he has their poop and forgets about them
07:02no i didn't forget about it i knew they were cooking
07:05i was like those things are gonna be
07:07those things are gonna be done and they're gonna be crisp
07:10and it's gonna taste so what is this smoke
07:13hi fire
07:17i also i i look at it this way
07:20yes i caused the fire
07:23but i also put it out
07:26yeah and you got them a new kitchen right
07:28yeah so that's good
07:29but still
07:30still they had to go through the whole drama
07:32oh my god
07:34i
07:35yeah
07:35ah
07:35yeah
07:36yeah
07:36yeah
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