Licking Pre-Rolled Joints

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an employee at a marijuana processing facility in Michigan, who caused a massive recall, after he licked hundreds of pre-rolled joints.

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00:00all right if you smoke the mary jane yeah oh yes in michigan listen up the marijuana

00:11regulatory agency has issued a public health and safety bulletin about pre-rolls

00:18which i had to look up what they are they're pre-roll joints yes

00:20they were sold at outlets self-explanatory in bay city hazel park detroit traverse city

00:28ann arbor lansing river rouge ferndale and lapeer they found that a guy who was making them

00:35licked them oh that's how he did it huh he did it old school he did it high school style oh my god

00:43like they have machines that do it like they have real like 100 joints in like two seconds

00:48you usually use cones too where you just twist the top once you fill it up you pack it you fill it

00:51then you just twist the end and you're good to go yeah that's disgusting pre-rolls uh after an

00:56investigation they discovered an individual at euclid's medical marijuana processor facility

01:01licked pre-roll marijuana products while making them i had to laugh when i heard the story because

01:08i thought just envision the guy in the factory just the stoner dude yeah yeah yeah he forgot where he

01:15was for a minute i just thought he was in his basement yeah oh man i just licked like a hundred

01:21joints those were my hundred joints oh just i think i said i sent out my own personal joints i licked

01:28them good it was crazy though is that so i mean every stoner that i knew everybody's been smoking

01:36everybody's been smoking everybody's spit yeah but in the dawn of time somebody's spit i mean

01:42somebody you knew it's kind of like out of sight out of mind thing that's what i think it is too but i

01:46like there's been a lot of different scenarios where it's like we don't really know this guy but he had

01:52a couple joints and i've never i don't like blunts a lot right because i've seen people make like roll

01:58blunts that are just like soaking wet oh really pack it in really i'm just like no no you gotta

02:05really moisturize the wrapper if yeah it's dried out yeah i'm not like a big blunt guy and to hear

02:10the news story like the anchor news anchor read the story like you know joints are recalled because

02:17someone licked them yeah oh my god man so i was sitting there and it was a ton of weed in front of me

02:25and my job is to roll a joint yeah i gotta carry weight but i was high

02:31daddy started licking them like old school i cut my tongue man

02:38totally forgot where i was i mean chances probably a thousand joints even if the guy licked them

02:44they wouldn't be able they you know it's they sat for so long you're not going to catch anything

02:48from them it's burns i mean it you know but still i guess that's not safe it's just gross

02:52not it's just reported it how did they find out like they just say during an investigation they

02:57discovered it they probably have cameras on a lot of different oh and they things and then all of

03:05a sudden they're like there's a guy and he's like what are you doing man are those the joints you're

03:15going to send out to everybody that's a factory joint you can't be you're really looking them

03:21good is that not how you do it no man there's a machine that's always how i've done it oh christ

03:28wait a second there's a machine how many of those these two thousand oh my god man it's over

03:36one business that ruined the weed industry man look at how tight they're packed no canoeing guaranteed

03:41yeah man i'm gonna smoke one yeah we probably should test it i'm gonna test all thousand of

03:46them now we recalled a bunch they did their own recall recall hey hey man don't smoke anything we

03:57say bring it back give it back and you're the guy behind the big recall oh no i fudged up that's me

04:06dude we have to shut down the whole company now oh my god poopsie poopsie

04:12hey relax man it's not that big a deal just grow another plant man i'll just look a thousand more

04:22i honestly listen i don't lick the joints i'm not in the game so i did not know you could buy them

04:28pre-rolled i thought they just sold you the bulk weed oh you can get them i just figured like most of

04:33them were the cone ones like james was saying because those are so easily like packed and rolled

04:37and yeah you never got one like like a joint you would lick to seal i've never got a pre-roll like

04:42that i've heard people talk about that's how they do it in like amsterdam like they'll they used to

04:47anyway they used to like roll a joint like lick it give it to you i just i remember doing i would do it

04:53like as something to do while my buddies were all getting blazed or whatever i'd like roll you

04:58you were the roller but you wouldn't smoke them i could roll them yeah that's hilarious

05:03someone said here that they uh personally volunteer to deal with all recalled joints

05:11i'm gonna test those bad boys volunteers tribute joe from boston said

05:18he had a friend that he would avoid he said letting him roll a blunt because before he cracked it open

05:23the blunt to release the tobacco he would moisten it like he was moistening a dong

05:27jesus cheese oh like do the oh like the guys that's yeah if i i've never seen anybody do that

05:35people do that with like a cigar sometimes they really get it wet oh the whole thing they do not

05:40but you're not supposed to share it you know like that's yours that's supposed to be for you yeah

05:44that's yours yeah you can't have another fellow moistening your your joint excuse me fellow i don't

05:50know you but could you moisten my joint of course i will thanks man

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