Bamm-Bamm's Bad Day

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After Andy shares his nightmare experience with a contact lens the other day, Dave talks about a terrible contact injury of his own while working as Bamm-Bamm at the Flintstones theme park.

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00:00they've recalled some eye drops in canada after placenta was found in it that's the only way i

00:11like my drops how did that happen human placenta that was a goof up a goof up oops this it was

00:19called uh regular eyes optometrist solution was sold by some places in calgary alberta

00:28but they realized it contained placenta materials so they're advising people not to use the eye

00:36drops because it could pose a health risk because it is human placenta we didn't mix up the placenta

00:43batch with the eye drops did we did they have some sort of crazy how that mix up happens how do you

00:48have one lying around i don't near eyeball stuff don't freak andy out we just got into the oh yeah

00:55i just got contacts and like uh i was telling them i had like a nightmarish contact experience

01:00because i had to go train or whatever to put them in so i'm watching this video that's for kids

01:05like there's a lady that's like you know she's like you can do it she's like you're doing so great i'm

01:11dropping like damn it i'm dropping it and uh i finally i i thought i lost one and um she was like

01:18yeah it must be on the floor no big deal so i put another one in and then i go my whole day

01:22and then at night i'm like there's something in there and i yank out this other contact that had

01:29been in my eye like all day underneath your top eyelid yeah it was stuck up in my corner god i like

01:34that that was one of my scariest moments like i'm not really that bad i can touch my eyes and stuff

01:39but years and years ago when i was a teenager at the theme park and they made me be like teenage bam bam

01:45i had to put in like blue contacts but they were hard now right they weren't soft they were hard

01:51contacts and one went up and i thought like it had pierced my brain it got stuck up above my eye

01:56it was during the show and i was like oh my god what's happening to bam bam screaming terror

02:05bam bam's penis is out bam bam's penis is out he's freaking out do you know bam bam's eyes bleed

02:13i don't know his eyes bleed dave is the single worst

02:18they treated him like they treated him so bad there they're like put your experimental contacts

02:25in and you go out there and you beep bam bam smack yeah smack him hey dave hurry you hear the

02:33yabba dabba do i forgot my loincloth bam bam's penis is out again and the music's still playing

02:43right it's all on tape and i'm like and no one knows what i'm screaming about they thought

02:49something flew into my eye but knowing like you guys the pain of a hard contact getting stuck up

02:54in your head yeah and just to have the bam bam blue eyes like that's pretty extreme yeah yeah like no

03:02one on earth saw them no yeah they're like we're a top tier flintstones you're not going out there

03:09without them you're the robert de niro of bam bam you become blue eye he's like got the club you're

03:17talking to me you're talking to me you're talking to me you're talking to me he's a method actor

03:23you're all method actors he's got a loincloth on i did talking to me a little flesh-colored shirt

03:30with a uh i could have been a contender they took it serious they did absolutely yeah

03:38thankfully dino rushed me backstage

03:41but if you have a mascot emergency

03:45other mascots coming to your aid that's the only people i understood

03:50dino the other performers were like get him off the stage he's a joke

03:56i don't know like what happens like dave lays on the ground and then two guys who look like

04:09cavemen paramedics yeah roll up they gotta use their feet yeah with their feet

04:14the ambulance rolls in and then they have to break with their feet load them up and take them off

04:23dave had to be hauled off by ambulance workers at least twice like a giant toucan that's hanging

04:31like holding the light to his eye yeah this is flintstones medicine we're real here we don't break

04:36character even if your eye is damaged it's the flintstones show of the century this is a teenage boy

04:44playing a doctor exactly yeah that was it was bedrock-a-palooza it was like it was serious stuff oh

04:52sure six shows a day six days a week it's really scary times though when that thing went up in my

04:59eyeball these contacts are right out of russia kid

05:02and you're gonna put them in your eye and you're gonna like it they're made of metal you do this

05:13blue-eyed bam bam thing and he'll be gargamel in no time yep and he was that's how it worked

05:21you're on your way kid to gargamel yep then i was gargamel meanwhile they took the guy who was in

05:27westworld around the corner like listen you have some real potential you guys are really

05:37making i feel like i have a hard contact stuck in my head yeah don't listen we're gonna don't be

05:42upset that dave's gargamel this is this is where dave's road ends with gargamel so true smurfing usa

05:51oh man smurfing usa one of the smurfs broke their legs in front of a hundred kids

06:01little smurf doctors come running out put dave on the cart dave has been overnighted to the

06:08mushroom hospital he's been overnighted damn it you can't take a chance of a kid seeing him and

06:16realizing he's not the real gargamel oh serious you have to stay in character serious pain i will

06:22tell you i had to wear a patch for a couple days that sucks so hard they were abusive there they were

06:27did you still have to do the show with the patch or no oh my god because we were already

06:33we were already down a person what kind of accident took his eye out bam bam

06:38screw you what's that hit by a rock or something mr slate might have thrown a rock at him or

06:45something exactly he's so angry he's a pissy fella gotta do your work or he's super mad

06:54it was real serious and scary at the time

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