00:00that's dirty bastard what dirty bastard of the day oh uh i believe we talked about this guy
00:12before he is a doctor in michigan he's in the kalamazoo area he's been sentenced to prison
00:19for reusing rectal devices oh i remember that oh this guy yeah this guy yeah a former kalamazoo
00:28michigan doctor was sentenced to prison for reusing single-use rectal devices on multiple
00:35patients can i um have the dave please thank you i'm sorry the what the dave i want the one that
00:42dave used thank you jesus you're gonna request request yeah you're gonna request who you want
00:48that's pretty gross dave the david hunter you'd probably rather know the person who was in
00:53before than being a strangers yeah no i don't no i'd rather know at least you know if it was
00:59in dave yeah pretty safe you know we're like brothers after that we both had something in
01:04us i'll never be my brother eskimo pie brothers no no dave you were in me okay stop it come on now
01:15you'd never let him hear the end of that oh no that'd be great and and terrible horrifying
01:21in the words i never want to hear dave you were in me come out of chuck the freak's mouth again
01:27all right in any way shape or form uh so this guy dr roger bayer was sentenced by a judge in
01:35grand rapids to serve four years nine months in prison he agreed to plead guilty to conspiracy
01:42to commit health care fraud and reusing single-use rectal devices on patients uh he was looking
01:51uh helping people with potential fecal incontinence yeah two other words i never want to hear with my
01:58name dave and fecal incontinence those are an alarming pair of words yeah fecal incontinence
02:03fecal incontinence oh no anything but fecal incontinence that's what i've got i don't want i don't want to
02:10wet myself either but i'd much rather that yeah fecal incontinence right probably the better
02:14sorry guys i've gotta go why's that chuck he's got fecal incontinence guys do you realize that
02:19you're all cursed in your futures with pooping yourselves because we're making fun of it i know
02:24i'm definitely not making fun of it it's all fun and games until you future
02:26future is not
02:30you should see my underwear
02:33i'm glad i'm not alone in that
02:36oh no it's called prison date
02:37yeah no stop
02:39that's why i poke fun out so much
02:41you can't be there yet you cannot be there yet
02:44yep come on that's just a diet
02:46you gotta follow the cardi b school of washing your ass
02:49yeah you gotta wash the ass you gotta put your finger inside of it
02:53i didn't know she said that oh my god
02:55yeah cardi b has a big she has a wash your ass thing
02:58yeah
02:59she was the original creator of that
03:01yeah at least it was she should have trademarked it
03:03cardi b is a bit more
03:05graphic
03:06yeah she's a bit more graphic
03:07she's full of knowledge though
03:09what a crazy thing if that would start a Lisa way cardi b feud
03:12i tell you what my mama told me to wash my ass
03:19nope no cardi b beefs with me
03:21oh my god
03:22can i tell you
03:23sorry they said you would get your ass kicked
03:25yes i would
03:26oh my god
03:27please don't feed with cardi b because i'd be so torn on whose side to be on
03:29i love cardi b too
03:31she's coronavirus right
03:33yep
03:34coronavirus
03:34yeah
03:35oh she's got a great it's like a
03:37a wash your ass video huh
03:39a wash
03:39wash your ass video that's on tiktok
03:43people are putting their money on
03:45it's one in four
03:46which is one of four of us
03:47and the money's on chuck
03:48oh sure
03:49mine has been through
03:50it's either one or the other
03:52either mine is like the arnold
03:54schwarzenegger of butts
03:57because i've put it through so much
03:59that it's like the most trained
04:01muscle that i have
04:03that that's the only thing i could say
04:06is working in my favor
04:08he is the arnold schwarzenegger of butts
04:09that's it
04:10that's it
04:11he even thinks very highly of his butt
04:13he does
04:14you know
04:14no
04:15no
04:15no
04:15the great action stars of our time
04:17well you said it's one or the other
04:18that's what i'm saying
04:19like i i could very easily crap myself every day
04:22oh no
04:23but i'm hoping that because i've taken so many deuces
04:26that it's stronger because
04:28powerful
04:29powerful
04:29anus
04:31i'm gonna start doing anus
04:33exercises
04:33you should well you should be doing that for years
04:35yeah
04:35someone said my grandma has this
04:37whenever she gets up she has
04:39wet walking farts
04:40oh
04:42it's so awkward going out to eat with her
04:43yep i got the same thing
04:45it's so awkward going to eat with chuck
04:46and his wet walking farts
04:48so loud and wet
04:50the thing is is that we are gonna curse ourselves
04:52and we make jokes about this
04:53i know
04:54i'm gonna be a wart
04:55wart
04:55wet walking fart
04:56machine
04:58go
04:59yeah
05:01what are they the white walkers or what are they called
05:03oh yeah
05:04he's the wet walkers
05:04he's the old wet walkers
05:06it's the wet walkers
05:07winter is coming
05:08here come the wet fart walkers
05:11why are they so brown
05:12yeah
05:13that's how you know they're real
05:15their pants seem to be so brown for some reason
05:17that's too bad
05:19none of us want that
05:20none of us want fecal incontinence
05:22ask your doctor how you constrict in here
05:24ain't news
05:25you really should
