00:00there are people who play the lottery their whole lives and never win big so
00:08this is just a kick in the balls for them an 18 year old woman in Kansas bought
00:12her first lottery ticket the day after her birthday the only time she was
00:17legally able to buy one right one $25,000 first ticket she ever bought
00:23that'll send her on a lifelong pursuit of trying to win the lottery again and
00:28she'll be so in the hole for life yeah Sloan Stanley told Kansas lottery
00:33officials she was at a market day after her birthday decided to buy her first
00:37lottery ticket a $5 cash cow scratch off game she said I like cows I thought it
00:43was cute so I bought it turned out to be a $25,000 winner you know there's old
00:49bitches out there plans and right for decades I was gonna be there two
00:53minutes later and get that cash cow my ticket I'm gonna kill that girl I see her
00:58I'm gonna hit her with my car and say oh hit the wrong pedal
01:03yeah if you see her just ram her to death make sure she's under your car and keep going
01:13look what we have here it's the lucky duck oh there she's crossing the street you ready Peggy
01:20yeah let's go just act confused yeah
01:25he'll be let off I had a medical emergency my blood sugar you better watch that foot of hers it's uh
01:32pretty touchy yeah car something malfunctioned first lottery ticket huh
01:39wow yeah that's it like they get oh my god is she okay and then they get down next to her and you dirty bitch
01:47I think you could go in there and just win real quick
01:52someone come on help
01:54I don't know I don't know what I've done
01:58you dirty dirty whore
02:00you know you're this is your last day
02:04enjoy your final breaths
02:07help it doesn't look good
02:10my car malfunctioned
02:13you got the old lady mafia after you
02:17you know I ran you over twice on purpose
02:20so
02:24don't mess with ethel and her cash cows
02:28right nope nope
02:30take you down
02:31it's a dangerous game
02:34it is a dangerous game
02:36it is a dangerous game
02:36as for the 18 year old who won who's now running for her life she says that
02:40the money's going to come in handy this fall
02:42that's when she starts college
02:43so she'll be using it
02:45to help pay off some of that
02:47school debt
02:48she's about to incur
02:50yeah very nice
02:50yeah absolutely
02:51watch out for old bitches
02:52you
