Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the impulse buys people regret the most over the last year and James might have everyone beat with the motorized unicycle he ordered online from China.
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00:00a new survey found impulse spending has jumped 51 percent in the past year
00:09biggest impulse buy regret like is there something that you stare at in your apartment and
00:15we're like i should never have bought that why did i buy that that's a good question um right
00:22now no i don't have i do have a magneto action figure that's fine you regret it though i don't
00:27regret him no i didn't think you didn't regret it sometimes you splurge and you don't regret it
00:33right what about you james you you buy collectibles and certain things anything you regret oh well
00:37i know not really i can't what are those thanos gloves oh that was like way i thought we're
00:44talking like pandemic stuff oh yeah the thing the thanos thing was like years ago oh okay so what
00:50are the top things we impulse buy food and groceries is number one i guess i never really thought about
00:55food and groceries in that as an impulse yeah vehicles is on your vehicles people just bought
01:02some vehicles now that you said vehicle i do have a regret it wasn't like a new car your homo hot rod
01:07no no the homo i regret getting rid of that but yeah um i bought like a unicycle like a motorized
01:14unicycle from china during the pandemic i had a chance i don't know do i remember this i don't
01:20know i've kept it a secret because i've been trying to learn to ride it i've been trying to learn to
01:25ride it do you have pictures um i could show you pictures it's like the most futuristic vehicle
01:29you've ever seen please show me you bought a motorized unicycle from china yeah just like one big wheel
01:35that has like a seat attached to it with like motorcycle handlebars like this thing looks sweet but it's a
01:41death trap it's made in china there's no safety precautions you sit on it it just takes off at
01:47like 30 miles an hour and you have to like try to keep maintain control i actually bought a helmet
01:52so i could put a helmet on this summer i'm going to try to learn to ride it uh in my driveway
01:57i found it an alibaba he put it motorized yeah motorized oh no unicycle right down at the bottom
02:05i need to see this thing me too learn how to negotiate there you go the one super ride s1000
02:10no you did not but i didn't pay that much right wow that's james i paid a third of that which is
02:17probably why it's not as safe that doesn't look safe at all i had to go back and forth like it
02:22should work it looks like it should work on the road i don't think it's legitimately street legal
02:28but it it'll get up to like 30 miles an hour i believe like you don't realize how fast that is
02:33until you sit on it and then it starts to take off like right underneath you so i was like this is
02:38gonna be awesome i'm gonna ride this around people gonna be like what the hell is that guy doing
02:41like one of my weird stunts but it just sits in my garage because i can't balance on it i can't
02:46believe you didn't tell us this sooner because i wanted to surprise you guys oh you were gonna
02:50surprise us riding it or something yeah i was gonna roll into the studio with it one day oh my god
02:54like cruise down the hallways you could drive it indoors do some tricks for you guys out in the
02:59little patio area yeah listen is there a video of this thing in action can we look for a video of
03:04the super ride s1000 i'm sure you could listen i just don't want you having to wear a helmet for
03:09the rest of your life oh i don't want to wear a helmet for the rest of my life either so be careful
03:13yeah but that's that that's it oh my god man yeah that's it oh man he's good look how far he's
03:20gone oh james i don't know i feel like everyone's just getting on and going james well now i feel
03:26bad i feel like a real dumbass literally first time going there you are never tried it oh no that guy's
03:32not having a easy time so that's me but times a thousand times worse than what that guy just did
03:38the balance part of it's not is your fiancee like holding you like you're learning how to ride a bike
03:41no she refuses to assist me she thinks it's a dumb idea and a waste of money yeah it's got it's one
03:47one wheel it's just what it's to me was the appeal it's just one wheel why waste money on a vehicle
03:53with two wheels when i can do the same amount of distance with one wheel lisa one wheel with a
03:58seat and handlebars it's just a souped up segway two wheels are better than one yeah but it looks hard
04:03it looks difficult it does look hard to try and figure out how to do it i had to assemble it too
04:07oh no well by assemble it i mean i had to put like the parts where you put your feet on
04:11at the bottom i had to attach those and i had to attach the handlebars you can go real fast on this
04:16thing and it picks up speed so fast like the thing almost like literally launches like a rocket from
04:20in between your legs like you're just holding on for dear life a helmet shin pads shoulder pads
04:26elbow pads you can go flying off that thing if you hit something oh look at when it starts to wobble
04:31then you die oh my god that guy was going so good the second time that happened to me is when i was
04:40like i gotta get a helmet so i got the sweet helmet with the skull and crossbones on top it's probably
04:43made for a 13 year old skateboarder but my head fits so yeah my head fits so i'm like this is cool
04:49i love that you wanted to surprise us with that though i was ready i'm like i'm gonna have like
04:53the i kept waiting for it to be busted out the space odyssey music's blasting and all of a sudden you
04:57see me come through the hallways through smoke on that unicycle what's up everybody you're living
05:05in the past huh this is the transportation vehicle of the future you're living in the past yeah you
05:10with your lame old hoverboards yeah i think i hear james coming all right let me get this
05:16here's something i'm gonna flip on the switch that's weird what is that let me test out the
05:19electric engine yeah all right well jason got the smoke machine set up okay all right studio's
05:27covering smoke here i go look out what the hell is a man from the future what's up it's a 13 year
05:36old skateboard kit oh wait no it's james oh my god it's james no guys it's me what's up losers and
05:41living in the past whoa that's only got one wheel yeah check out my futuristic ride with my sweet
05:46skateboard helmet you guys want to go for a ride you can't you got a train you got a train to ride
05:52one of these you can't just pick it up and sit on it and ride like a motorcycle man yeah that thing
05:59is impressive though how did we lose james his china unicycle burst into flames yeah that's the other
06:05thing i'm like what if the battery just ignites as i'm going like my craft is now on fire like the
06:09battery literally rests underneath your nuts you know yeah if it explodes there it's it's trouble
06:14yeah i'm no longer gonna be able to procreate yeah swan dive someone said don't worry james in two
06:19days they'll forget all about this and you can still surprise them it's so true it's so true
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