00:00a cuban healer has been using a machete to perform surgery
00:09and if people show up with covid he prescribes half a bottle of rum
00:14i wonder if it works this spiritual healer imagine a doctor coming at you with a machete
00:20pretty terrifying there's some pictures of this guy here he looks like he's oh my god something
00:27else oh okay let's see lanson something off that woman with what's he doing with the hammer he's
00:32about to crack that dude's skull where is this this is in cuba i really want to see the complete
00:39procedure of the hammer thing because i feel like he's just like the guy's like ow yeah i don't know
00:45what he's doing with the hammer near that guy's skull oh your finger oh there is oh my god
00:50he's laying he doesn't clean stuff either he doesn't clean oh he's dirty dirty man
00:56yeah what's he doing what's he lancing was he lancing something off that guy's lower back
00:59yeah i think he has a good old-fashioned butt boil are all those jewels from the people that have
01:04accidentally died he just collects rings and watches from them probably sharpening his blade
01:09i have a scrubs uh his name is jorge goliot and i guess he's been um pretty popular they believe
01:20that what he does works man that's i'm just stoked that i got a real doctor i don't right one that's
01:28not using a machete magic machete man was he gonna cut something yep yeah i guess i don't really show
01:35it there's the is that the hammer yep he's hitting him he's hitting him right on top of his head
01:40oh my god we just watched her be cut we just watched her be cut we just watched her be cut
01:46no but come he's just cutting right into people with a machete this is crazy oh this is crazy what's
01:53happening all the people that's screaming he ripped out of what did he saw like a backstrip what did he
01:58just pull out of her he pulled a shrimp out of her back what the f was that he was like that's your
02:06problem right there what is that you got a shrimp on your back what the f you guys you got a you got
02:13a bad case oh man my back pain is going away that's it right there i wasn't ready for this you guys did
02:17you see that back shrimp yeah this lady must have fallen off oh he's right right there it's a tree
02:24lisa that's a scrimp
02:29what the f that's insane now
02:35holy hell that was nuts
02:38it's a back screw yeah yeah that's crimping his back it's no wonder she had so much pain
02:45trouble you know you got a shrimp in your back he's like that's a problem i've seen it before
02:50you got a cocktail shrimp since your back
02:54it looked like a cocktail shrimp it did it did what i i ate shrimp yesterday
03:01just like that thing they pulled out of the lady's back i could listen to dave narrate
03:05that
03:09we want you to be cut we want you to be cut back scrimp please
03:18hey dave knows the shrimp when he sees a shrimp i do i love shrimp but not
03:21ripped out of your back oh what is it how did that lady get a shrimp in her back i don't know
03:26andy i don't know cuba man it looked just like a number one with the cases of back back shrimp
03:32back shrimp we got more back we got an epidemic back shrimp epidemic thank god we got dr machete
03:39who's cutting those back shrimp right out of people
03:42like i got it like what was he gonna pull out of that guy's gut he was cutting
03:47like a whole slice of pizza
03:48i didn't watch i had to turn away it's a problem you got a stomach scallops
03:52he's a scallop look at the people lined up to get in to see him
03:58oh my god what's he doing now art the secret message oh he's about to get it what did he just
04:05cut out of her
04:07he's a belly burn oh my god belly burn oh this guy he's getting his yeah you're right it's his it's his
04:14butt boils lanced right off he's about to get it oh i know i can't i can't look he's got some forceps
04:19he's in there is is it bad is it bad another dream what is it oh no no it's a it's a it's a
04:26it's a meatball it is after the year we've opened oh my god max scallop he just pulls like seafood out of
04:34people but sometimes i wonder if it's like more of a sleight of a hand type thing because he has the
04:40forceps all wiggling around in the guy's back then all of a sudden he's the abacadabra bam
04:45back scallop in there do you think he's like okay so like at the end of man on the moon
04:50when andy kaufman goes to that doctor and he's like looks like he's pulling like cancer out of
04:54him you think this guy just does it with seafood yeah yeah i got your back straight right there
05:02it's the number one cause of back pain he's a tramp he's the secret dealer he knows the magic of
05:07the ocean like the most intense video so insane so many people go to see him though
05:18that's the nutty part that is crazy yeah they're lined up they're desperate
05:23just so the listeners know this man for sure 100 took a machete and popped a shrimp
05:29it's insane it is totally insane that woman had a back shrimp he loves to grab it right out of your
05:35body and put it right in front of your face yeah he does see i told you it was a back shrimp
05:39i do i think he's doing like oh thank god that shrimp's out of there magician-y stuff
05:43and he's got shrimps on hand see you had a scallop on your knee that's what was wrong
05:47that's why you couldn't walk you got a knee scallops
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