00:00we're off to jacksonville florida for our next story i'm now a firm believer in this
00:09if we know you caused harm to yourself by being a dumbass okay
00:18you have to pay every single cost incurred in that dumbass situation like a dumb tax
00:26there's got to be a dumb tax so like if somebody's rescued absolutely but because you're dumb we have
00:32to teach these dumbasses a lesson taxpayers shouldn't have to pay for dummies absolutely
00:37that's my whole point i'm paying for this guy who shoves his arm into the jaguar exhibit i'm paying
00:43for him to be rushed to the hospital and try and save his arm that ain't right no it's not you're
00:50an idiot you're a douchebag yep here's the story of how this played out yesterday in jacksonville
00:57take a listen to this report if you can yeah both witnesses and zoo officials say the man jumped over
01:03an outer fence then stuck his arm through uh a net enclosure but get this uh once his arm went through
01:11it was fair game to a big cat on the other side individual in his 20s jumped over uh the fence
01:18area and decided to try to interact with one of our jaguars the gamma family here on vacation from
01:25montana say they saw zoo employees cleaning up the blood which we can see in this photo we saw the blood
01:32on the cement yeah no i was like i was like you know i want to follow the trail of blood and i want to see
01:37if we can find this guy because i was wondering if he got like bit all the way like up here down here
01:42or if he literally just got in his whole arm or two that kid's sick that's a montana child
01:50that's a montana child future serial killer his shirt's buttoned all the way up to the top
01:56let's go find the blood let's go find the man maybe he's missing body parts maybe
02:00maybe maybe he bled out right maybe the jaguar's still fishing on him while he's alive
02:05i'd love to go see
02:07did you see the face on his sister his lisa looking sister
02:12he's like ew god what are you talking about
02:15ew mom and dad i told you about him
02:18is his arm completely destroyed is it ripped completely off of his body i'd love to discover
02:27that oh blood he's got excited when he saw blood let's follow the blood trail
02:33that's what he wanted to do follow the trail of blood
02:36oh my this is awesome he's like a he's like a child well he's like an american psycho but
02:43he is that's why his hair you're an american psycho junior listen his hairdo i thought the exact same
02:49thing i'm like look at his hairdo it's like perfect yes his shirt is buttoned all the way up
02:56i want to see if you can find this guy because yeah he is american psycho junior he is and look at
03:02his sister's face she's like oh my god oh yeah and you know the mom's like oh shut up shut up
03:08look at the things the sister's making
03:10look at the sister yeah the sister's like what is he talking about to the news
03:15he's like i was really hoping we could catch his final breath
03:23it's not every day you come to the zoo and someone dies in front of you pretty awesome
03:28what's cooler than learning about animals the only thing is mortality
03:31that picture of the zoo employees cleaning the blood like that's his shoulder in the background
03:48like just staring at the blood clean oh he's noticed that oh he was there same color shirt
03:52he's got the same hair there he is he's just standing there watching i can't believe other
03:56people don't want to see this why wouldn't you want to see this oh my god there he is
04:01oh my god he's right there he's right there in front of us literally like a foot away from the
04:07blood he is a nut i'm sorry he's nuts why is he he's nuts most kids would be traumatized turning
04:16away horrified yeah he's like standing right there that is crazy dude
04:32most kids can we go look at the penguins now
04:37where's his arm where does his arm go all right giraffes are next let's check all the giraffes
04:47sister sister would you like to put your arm inside the cage so i can see what happens
04:57fine let's go see the penguin so anthony anything exciting happen on your summer vacation
05:04oh it's absolutely delightful what happened on my vacation a man's arm was completely torn off
05:13and i got to witness the blood clean up
05:17he's like the funeral director child yes oh my god that mom was they were like we'd like to talk to
05:25the mom to find out what's going on he's like i got this the camera then totally pans down to him
05:31yeah perfectly combed hair oh oh it's american psycho montana when you see even when they start
05:40to talk just look at his face look yeah he lights up oh yeah he's like yeah the blood he is like he's
05:48like this is awesome no i don't want to see the giraffe this is human blood it doesn't look like
05:55you think he's excited he's talking with his hands he's like he's like there's blood everywhere and it's
06:01all over and they're cleaning it i'd watch out for that kid i would that doesn't seem right no kid
06:07should be a sister knows the sister knows god knows what he's already you know how he's tortured her
06:14these are my animals you're probably asked to watch american psycho every christmas oh
06:20listen he's probably too young to see it but when he sees it when he sees it he's gonna be like yes
06:26he's gonna be like finally this is it people are also calling him young dexter yeah yeah
06:32go any way with this guy so just keep your eyes on him yep all we're saying keep your eyes on
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