Walking Dead Grocery Store

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about online shopping and Andy mentions how grocery delivery changed his life because actually going to the store is like being in The Walking Dead.

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00:00a new poll found most americans think they'll eventually just order everything online and

00:08they won't go to stores very much at all 56 of us plan to do more online shopping now than we have

00:14in the past 83 said it'll eventually be their primary way to shop half of them expect it to

00:19happen in the next five years well my cheapness always kept me from actually having groceries

00:26delivered to my house that's a game changer for me i always ordered them and then went and picked

00:31them up and then they loaded them into my car and then i would go because that was free yeah yeah

00:37i hate going to a grocery store so much i mean i'll just i'll just not go and then i'll just eat

00:42the weirdest most non-nutritious they're just so busy they're just so busy all the time but i will

00:49say i don't you know i'm designed for that i'm not like picking out fresh things like you could just

00:56get boxes of stuff for me and it's okay yeah i think if you wanted fresh things i don't i can't

01:02relate to that i don't know how well they do to me in my mind going to the grocery store it's a five

01:08mile walk from my car to the door five miles five mile walk from the parking lot to the door yep and

01:15then i go in and in my mind i'm like i'm gonna be here for two and a half hours so jammed right it's so

01:20jammed it's so jammed here for two and a half hours going on a jungle adventure trying to find

01:25everything i want you don't know where it is i'm gonna go to the uh checkout area and i'm gonna be

01:31there for three and a half hours behind people doing their groceries i can't i can't figure out

01:36i'm like it's a 24 hour thing i'm like i can't i don't have 24 hours 24 hours that's how my brain

01:44starts to work with he's right oh my god and he's right it's not quite like that another thing

01:50that sucks for me i don't have a house right so i have to i have to get the groceries out of my car

01:55and then it's another three mile walk with the groceries oh yeah that's true to clarify andy is

02:00not homeless he just lives in an apartment correct yes i don't have a house i don't have home and he

02:06lives on the street it's true it really makes groceries terrible when you're homeless no i have

02:12an apartment but it's like a whole thing to do the groceries from the parking lot to the door and

02:17then i gotta open another door and just yeah i remember those days oh god just lugging them up

02:23andy makes going to the grocery store sound like an episode of the walking dead it is it seems that's

02:28how it is for me like i'll sit there like on my couch like i have to go get detergent today

02:35i feel like it is the walking dead and then i start making weapons yeah and i start forging metals

02:41and i start making bullets i'm making leather vests and i start i think it is kind of like the

02:47walking dead it's seniors it's like old people and dumb dumb people and they're all great

02:54and it's like you know that is what i pull into the grocery store i'm like

02:57oh no the five mile walk to the door yep oh here we go and then i get in there and i'm like oh

03:06ah lady with the carts hey i'm like i'll wash this off yeah please don't touch it oh god okay

03:15i'm like i need something from the non-grocery part so that's gonna be two hours to the left

03:23and then i'm gonna have to swing it back around oh god oh no six feet apart six feet apart

03:31watch yourself oh the vegetables are over there i have to have to go all the way over there

03:39have you seen a cannon

03:40oh camp for the night

03:42camp for the night

03:46make my way to the vegetables tomorrow yeah he's in the sporting goods section

03:50oh god do you work here

03:54oh no

03:56i feel fine

03:59zip my tent up here

04:03cough for three days i just had a cough for three days

04:06maybe they won't hear me

04:07i've never really thought of it that way but okay

04:14well then i'll do the thing too where i'll be like i need i've got like all the food stuff

04:18and then i'm like oh no i'm like i have to go back over to the soap

04:23oh i'm like this sucks

04:25so that is my yeah it's just like the walking walking

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